Will_381231
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Okay I know what's stopping a lot of you guys from roiding is how to actually hide gear from your parents, maybe you have strict parents that go through your room, whatever the case may be.
DNR COMMENTS WILL GET RAPED
1. BUYING THE GEAR:
This is the most obvious first step, there is two methods most vendors will accept
-CRYPTO: all mainstream crypto wallets require ID's and photo ID to make sure you're 18, heres how to get around that.
I have had some success buying small amounts of accutane with crypto using "Changelly" to buy it directly with a debit card, then send it to the bitcoin address of the seller (ITS ALL DIRECT, GOES STRAIGHT TO THE SELLER, NO WALLET REQUIRED). however its really weird sometimes about the ID part and it will definitely require an ID + SSN for payments over 300$+. There are also plenty of fees that will easily increase the amount of money you're spending by 10%-20% which is bad news for brokecels like me. As far as what your bank statement says, which is the most important part, it will just say the name of a crypto company you used to buy from. Just tell your parents you bought shoes from a sketchy site and didn't want to pay using your debit card directly. Theres a million other excuses but that is just one.
YOUR BANK STATEMENT WILL JUST SAY THE NAME OF THE CRYPTO EXCHANGE PLATFORM YOU USED, NOTHING ABOUT THE ORDER ITSELF
-ZELLE (my favorite): This is by far the easiest, no id, no ssn, a direct transfer with 0 fees. zelle works by directly transferring money out of your bank account, to the seller. Most banking apps have this built in. The downside is if your gear/peptide source has a suspicious name: it will show it in your bank statements, here is what my bank statements say after ordering from there: "KARDIO MATTERS (then a bunch of random numbers)"
YOUR BANK STATEMENT WILL JUST SAY THE NAME OF THE ZELLE YOU SEND IT TO, NOTHING ABOUT THE ORDER
The zelle one is a little suspicious DEPENDING ON THE NAME, I would tell my parents I bought ***** off of ebay/marketplace and sent the money to a seller's zelle and that was their name. choose a vendor that has the least suspicious zelle name. Idk if im allowed to name the names of sources on here but you can DM me if you need mine with a decent zelle name.
2. AVOID GEAR BEING FOUND IN THE MAIL
This is the hardest part of anything. Once you get passed this, its all downhill (besides sticking a needle in your ass, that sucks.)
I have only ever ordered drugs/gear/anything that I don't want my parents to find while I am off of school (spring, summer, fall, winter break). Pretty much every reputable source ships with a tracking number, so you will know when its out for delivery. The day its out for delivery, stay home all fucking day, do not leave your house. Turn on text notifications on USPS/UPS/FEDEX (they all have it) so you will get notified as soon as the delivery man comes, it literally always works for me instantly. As soon as they do this, run there and snatch the package. Try to avoid being seen by your parents.
3. HIDING THE GEAR ITSELF IN YOUR ROOM
Okay, i lied. this maybe the hardest part. I don't know your room layouts, but I promise each of you have some place in your room and some container you can hide it in. The gear is the easy part, testosterone and pill bottles are usually laughably small. I received my vials of testosterone today and I never realized how small they actually were. The hard part is all the needles and syringes.
1. PC METHOD, most of you guys have PCs, which have some kind of cover to take off to access the cpu/gpu. You can hide it in this compartment. I know this sounds confusing, so heres a video -
2. SHOE BOX METHOD, the classic. This comes with a huge advantage and thats the fact that it can actually store tons of supplies like you needles/syringes. Take an old shoe box, put all your shit in it, and hide it in your closet.
3. STUFFED ANIMAL METHOD, most stuffed animals have some kind of zipper with all of the soft filling inside. unzip this, rip out some of the cotton, and put your supplies in here. This is actually a great idea for those huge plushies or whatever they are called
Theres hundreds of more ways, the point is that you can figure out at least one of these. Me personally? I'm using an old drone case to fit all my needles and gear and I just put it in a PS5 box under my bed.
4. DISPOSING OF SUPPLIES
This is the easiest, find an old packaging box and just stuff all your used needles/vials/pill bottles in there. Put the box inside a trash bag and take it outside, nobody is digging through your fucking trash, don't worry about this too much.
5. (EXTRA) HGH
Never done this because i'm far too broke. but this is a tough one, I would say get a minifridge and make a fake compartment that looks like part of the fridge to hide it in. theres also fake soda cans https://www.amazon.com/Diversion-Re...lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&smid=AIOHUL6EU3OGB&gQT=1
DNR COMMENTS WILL GET RAPED
1. BUYING THE GEAR:
This is the most obvious first step, there is two methods most vendors will accept
-CRYPTO: all mainstream crypto wallets require ID's and photo ID to make sure you're 18, heres how to get around that.
I have had some success buying small amounts of accutane with crypto using "Changelly" to buy it directly with a debit card, then send it to the bitcoin address of the seller (ITS ALL DIRECT, GOES STRAIGHT TO THE SELLER, NO WALLET REQUIRED). however its really weird sometimes about the ID part and it will definitely require an ID + SSN for payments over 300$+. There are also plenty of fees that will easily increase the amount of money you're spending by 10%-20% which is bad news for brokecels like me. As far as what your bank statement says, which is the most important part, it will just say the name of a crypto company you used to buy from. Just tell your parents you bought shoes from a sketchy site and didn't want to pay using your debit card directly. Theres a million other excuses but that is just one.
YOUR BANK STATEMENT WILL JUST SAY THE NAME OF THE CRYPTO EXCHANGE PLATFORM YOU USED, NOTHING ABOUT THE ORDER ITSELF
-ZELLE (my favorite): This is by far the easiest, no id, no ssn, a direct transfer with 0 fees. zelle works by directly transferring money out of your bank account, to the seller. Most banking apps have this built in. The downside is if your gear/peptide source has a suspicious name: it will show it in your bank statements, here is what my bank statements say after ordering from there: "KARDIO MATTERS (then a bunch of random numbers)"
YOUR BANK STATEMENT WILL JUST SAY THE NAME OF THE ZELLE YOU SEND IT TO, NOTHING ABOUT THE ORDER
The zelle one is a little suspicious DEPENDING ON THE NAME, I would tell my parents I bought ***** off of ebay/marketplace and sent the money to a seller's zelle and that was their name. choose a vendor that has the least suspicious zelle name. Idk if im allowed to name the names of sources on here but you can DM me if you need mine with a decent zelle name.
2. AVOID GEAR BEING FOUND IN THE MAIL
This is the hardest part of anything. Once you get passed this, its all downhill (besides sticking a needle in your ass, that sucks.)
I have only ever ordered drugs/gear/anything that I don't want my parents to find while I am off of school (spring, summer, fall, winter break). Pretty much every reputable source ships with a tracking number, so you will know when its out for delivery. The day its out for delivery, stay home all fucking day, do not leave your house. Turn on text notifications on USPS/UPS/FEDEX (they all have it) so you will get notified as soon as the delivery man comes, it literally always works for me instantly. As soon as they do this, run there and snatch the package. Try to avoid being seen by your parents.
3. HIDING THE GEAR ITSELF IN YOUR ROOM
Okay, i lied. this maybe the hardest part. I don't know your room layouts, but I promise each of you have some place in your room and some container you can hide it in. The gear is the easy part, testosterone and pill bottles are usually laughably small. I received my vials of testosterone today and I never realized how small they actually were. The hard part is all the needles and syringes.
1. PC METHOD, most of you guys have PCs, which have some kind of cover to take off to access the cpu/gpu. You can hide it in this compartment. I know this sounds confusing, so heres a video -
2. SHOE BOX METHOD, the classic. This comes with a huge advantage and thats the fact that it can actually store tons of supplies like you needles/syringes. Take an old shoe box, put all your shit in it, and hide it in your closet.
3. STUFFED ANIMAL METHOD, most stuffed animals have some kind of zipper with all of the soft filling inside. unzip this, rip out some of the cotton, and put your supplies in here. This is actually a great idea for those huge plushies or whatever they are called
Theres hundreds of more ways, the point is that you can figure out at least one of these. Me personally? I'm using an old drone case to fit all my needles and gear and I just put it in a PS5 box under my bed.
4. DISPOSING OF SUPPLIES
This is the easiest, find an old packaging box and just stuff all your used needles/vials/pill bottles in there. Put the box inside a trash bag and take it outside, nobody is digging through your fucking trash, don't worry about this too much.
5. (EXTRA) HGH
Never done this because i'm far too broke. but this is a tough one, I would say get a minifridge and make a fake compartment that looks like part of the fridge to hide it in. theres also fake soda cans https://www.amazon.com/Diversion-Re...lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&smid=AIOHUL6EU3OGB&gQT=1
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