neuf
starving is not the way, or maybe it is?
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Privacy is freedom, anonymity is power.
Hello hbais!
I've seen a LOT of people creating threads to ask
"how can i buy crypto as a 9 yo
?"
That's why I've decided that I should do a small guide to teach you how to buy them, without stealing your parents ID, stealing passports online (bad idea trust me) or any other silly stuff.
This thread will show you how to buy cryptocurrencies as a minor or as someone who wants to stay anonymous!
Hello hbais!
I've seen a LOT of people creating threads to ask
"how can i buy crypto as a 9 yo
?"That's why I've decided that I should do a small guide to teach you how to buy them, without stealing your parents ID, stealing passports online (bad idea trust me) or any other silly stuff.
This thread will show you how to buy cryptocurrencies as a minor or as someone who wants to stay anonymous!
Table of contents
Green = Legal
Red = Erm
Green = Legal
Red = Erm
(Optional) Staying as incognito as possible |
Creating a crypto wallet, legally, without KYC |
Buying cryptos, easily and also without any ID check |
Fuck laws, get the best but with risks |
(Optional)
Staying as incognito as possible
This part is not really that important, but yeah some people will want to stay safe
Quick reminder : No, no intelligence agency, national police, or anything is looking after you, you don't have to be so fucking careful, I'm just showcasing what you can do, fuck off if you're not happy about it.
Get a "no log policy" VPN
Staying as incognito as possible
This part is not really that important, but yeah some people will want to stay safe
Quick reminder : No, no intelligence agency, national police, or anything is looking after you, you don't have to be so fucking careful, I'm just showcasing what you can do, fuck off if you're not happy about it.
Get a "no log policy" VPN
To be honest for this incognito part, I won't really go in depth cause no one is actually doing that lmfao
The most famous "no log" VPN that is easy to access would be Mullvad
It's pretty cheap and has A LOT of payment methods, even cash
Price : 5€ / month and you're good to go.
The most famous "no log" VPN that is easy to access would be Mullvad
It's pretty cheap and has A LOT of payment methods, even cash
Price : 5€ / month and you're good to go.
Create a clean, no log, email address
This really depends, you could again use any mail provider, nothing gonna happen to you dw
Anyways, I'll give you my go-to for no log, funny email addresses
cock.li !
Plenty of choices lol, no communication with gov, self-hosted since 2013, love it!
Follow the step to register, then use some mail client like Thunderbird and that's about it, yeah.
Anyways, I'll give you my go-to for no log, funny email addresses
cock.li !
Plenty of choices lol, no communication with gov, self-hosted since 2013, love it!
Follow the step to register, then use some mail client like Thunderbird and that's about it, yeah.
I would say that's about it, you're good to go for the next steps if you're really a scared pussy that requires the "top notch" privacy jfl
Creating a crypto wallet, legally, without KYC
Now, we have to get our hands on a wallet, can be physical or nah, doesn't matter.
We got plenty of options, just decide what you prefer and you'll be good to go.
Trust Wallet
Now, we have to get our hands on a wallet, can be physical or nah, doesn't matter.
We got plenty of options, just decide what you prefer and you'll be good to go.
Trust Wallet
This is the one I personnaly use, never had any issues (except losing a few hunnid cuz I didn't write my pass phrase
)Modern UI, a mobile app, a browser extension (can be glitched sometimes but works)
You might even be able to buy crypto without KYC from the app (worked twice for me)
Link
Exodus
This the one EVERYONE uses for some reasons, I don't really like it but seems to be working just fine
Got everything you need for a wallet, nothing to say tbf.
There's a mobile app and a desktop version too so pretty good point.
Link
Ledger
This one is a physical, cold, wallet, so a bit different.
Again, there's everything you need to store your crypto, though this one would suit investments more than just buying stuff with your crypto.
Ledger are fucking jews though, be careful
You can buy that shit with cash too, good point too.
Link
Again, there's everything you need to store your crypto, though this one would suit investments more than just buying stuff with your crypto.
Ledger are fucking jews though, be careful
You can buy that shit with cash too, good point too.
Link
That's it, you now have your wallet ready to receive your cryptocurrencies bought with the next section!
Buying cryptos, easily and also without any ID check
This is probably the most delicate part of the process, cause God knows how random companies work when it comes to KYC.
Two users, with the exact same conditions may or may not get asked for an ID, pretty random yeah.
We'll go through many options you have to buy your cryptocurrencies without KYC there.
Ask your parents
This is probably the most delicate part of the process, cause God knows how random companies work when it comes to KYC.
Two users, with the exact same conditions may or may not get asked for an ID, pretty random yeah.
We'll go through many options you have to buy your cryptocurrencies without KYC there.
Ask your parents
Pretty self-explanatory lol, if it works gg i guess.
Buy directly from "unofficial" exchange services
Some people, or communities on Discord especially offer exchange services, this is pretty common and often reliable, done that in a past, very good.
I won't recommend anything though not to advertise + to avoid getting you scammed, do your research or keep reading.
I won't recommend anything though not to advertise + to avoid getting you scammed, do your research or keep reading.
(Trust Wallet) Buying from integrated exchanges
If you use Trust Wallet, and maybe some other wallets that offer this service, you can buy directly from the app.
This often leads to ID check, but hey, sometimes it works like a charm, so try your chance and check rates not to get ripped.
This often leads to ID check, but hey, sometimes it works like a charm, so try your chance and check rates not to get ripped.
Buying from non-KYC services directly.
Anonymity is power. Privacy is freedom. Buy from fucking decentralized services
For this, use my beloved : KYC Not Me
I don't have a defined recommendation, the best thing you could do is search through the website for one that suits your likings.
This is by far the best option as you're 100% sure to avoid KYC.
It can be a little challenging to understand how to use the exchanges tho I gotta admit.
For this, use my beloved : KYC Not Me
I don't have a defined recommendation, the best thing you could do is search through the website for one that suits your likings.
This is by far the best option as you're 100% sure to avoid KYC.
It can be a little challenging to understand how to use the exchanges tho I gotta admit.
GGs, you now acquired cryptocurrencies that you will be able to spend on peptides, roids, fent and a fucking rope to end it all finally.
Fuck laws, get the best but with risks
I'm not fucking going in-depth with this part I'll be quick :
Steal yourself / Buy a fullz on Telegram or any website and register on Binance, Coinbase or anything.
Use this same fullz to buy your crypto and boom ggs you're good to go
OR
Buy an already verified Binance account for example, there's like 99.9% chance they used a fullz for it too.
Buy your crypto, boom, have a great day.
Steal yourself / Buy a fullz on Telegram or any website and register on Binance, Coinbase or anything.
Use this same fullz to buy your crypto and boom ggs you're good to go
OR
Buy an already verified Binance account for example, there's like 99.9% chance they used a fullz for it too.
Buy your crypto, boom, have a great day.
Note : If you don't know what a fullz is, just fuck off and do it the legal way IQlet
That should be it, you have pretty much everything to buy crypto as a minor or anonymously, depending on your needs.
If you got any more questions, AMA
And rep me brah
If you got any more questions, AMA
And rep me brah
