How to Carrotmaxx

[Throwaway1028]

If you have ever wanted a darker skin complexion without getting a tan (bc tans ruin skin)
Just eat 5 carrots a day and you will be getting a good orange natural glow to your skin

Left: Skin from tanning (you have to keep tanning to keep tan skin, else itll whiten down to this) | Middle: No Skin Effect | Right: Natural Orange Glow

Orange skin looks better than Tan or No skin effect, and helps you against the aging of suntanning

Reminder to eat y'alls veggies

Edit: Remember the only hole veggies go in is your Mouth


This should not be use to diagnose/treat/etc any condition. I am not a medical professional. I am not liable against any things you do, Especially with carrots

 

[maxmendietta]

Instructions unclear got carrot stuck in ass

 

[FatJattMofo]

fuck this tan. how do you remove face tans?

 

[Throwaway1028]

Instructions unclear got carrot stuck in ass

updated, thank you for improving the method of carottmaxxing

fuck this tan. how do you remove face tans?

by not tanning lol, really you cant bc when you tan it damages the melatonin in your skin
its irreversible basically, and causes wrinkles making you look like a

if you carrottmaxx, you can choose to stop the tan at any time, just dont eat your veggies lol

 

[FatJattMofo]

updated, thank you for improving the method of carottmaxxing

by not tanning lol, really you cant bc when you tan it damages the keratine in your skin
its irreversible basically, and causes wrinklez
if you carrottmaxx, you can choose to stop the tan at any time, just dont eat your veggies lol

? tans are reversible tho

 

[Dicklet.4.3]

tan looks bad with asians

 

[FatJattMofo]

a yea you mean the "damage"

 

[Dicklet.4.3]

? tans are reversible tho

you could try vit c. 2000mg a day

 

[FatJattMofo]

you could try vit c. 2000mg a day

isnt that a bit much?

 

[Throwaway1028]

not suntans
suntans only fade when you arent constantly tanning,
but uv rays damage the skins production of melatonin

 

[Deleted member 2756]

i'll stick with my Melanotan

 

[FatJattMofo]

not suntans
suntans only fade when you arent constantly tanning,
but uv rays damage the skins production of keratine

that cant be entirely true. we evolved to have strong and good looking skin.

otherwise ancient people would have been fucked

 

[Throwaway1028]

you could try vit c. 2000mg a day

yeah medical professionals recommend x < 2,000mg daily
Source

 

[Dicklet.4.3]

isnt that a bit much?

the vit c i bought recommends me 3000mg a day. just drink a lot of water to avoid kidney stones

 

[Throwaway1028]

that cant be entirely true. we evolved to have strong and good looking skin.

otherwise ancient people would have been fucked

nah man thats why people who tan too much look so old

 

[FatJattMofo]

nah man thats why people who tan too much look so old

nah I don't really think thats true either tbh.

 

[Deleted member 3583]

nah I don't really think thats true either tbh.

It's true bro look at old Australians they look like complete shit

 

[Throwaway1028]

nah I don't really think thats true either tbh.

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[FatJattMofo]

It's true bro look at old Australians they look like complete shit

australlians living in a place where the evolution dictating black ass skin. I live in scotland where gingers and blonde albino looking pale as fuck cunts are the majority

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getting vitamin D from the sun could honestly be worth it

 

[Deleted member 3583]

australlians living in a place where the evolution dictating black ass skin. I live in scotland where gingers and blonde albino looking pale as fuck cunts are the majority

getting vitamin D from the sun could honestly be worth it

Ancient people did not live very long so the vitamin D was probably worth it for them as they won't live long enough for damage anyway

 

[CupOfCoffee]

a large sweet potato does the trick and tastes better

 

[Throwaway1028]

a large sweet potato does the trick and tastes better

yes more veggies.
lots and lots of veggies!!!!!!

 

[FatJattMofo]

Ancient people did not live very long so the vitamin D was probably worth it for them as they won't live long enough for damage anyway

Im not sure if thats true either tbh.

the vitamin D gives life man.


im never wearing fucking sunscreen literally cucking my hormones and body like a fucker since im afraid to tan. I can just reduce melanin production with vitamin C. strenghten the skins barriers against damage.

help the skin repair and reset the tan with some shit like kojic acid.

then Ive undone the tan and its fullly gone forever

 

[Throwaway1028]

just eat your veggies bro

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

step 1: get carrot
step 2: pull down pants
step 4: profit

 

[Throwaway1028]

step 1: get carrot
step 2: pull down pants
step 4: profit

Remember the only hole veggies go in is your Mouth

woah woah woah woah!!!!!

 

[Bewusst]

Instructions unclear got carrot stuck in ass

rectal absorption theory

 

[KEy21]

Just Trumpmaxx theory

 

[Throwaway1028]

Just Trumpmaxx theory

theres 2 issues with that theory:
1) too thin hair
2) too small brain

 

[KEy21]

theres 2 issues with that theory:
1) too thin hair
2) too small brain

Depends honestly. I’ve never seen the attraction with the orange complexion. Maybe to girls, it looks better than pale maybe sure..it’s not really my thing idk..

I do agree tho it’s undoubtedly true that the complexion will change with a carotene glow.

 

[Throwaway1028]

Depends honestly. I’ve never seen the attraction with the orange complexion. Maybe to girls, it looks better than pale maybe sure..it’s not really my thing idk..

I do agree tho it’s undoubtedly true that the complexion will change with a carotene glow.

i just figure it gives your skin some life, instead of having the conplexion of a blank piece of paper

 

[Deleted member 2227]

I get sun everyday, but carrots can be good for chewing

 

[Deleted member 1100]

This should not be use to diagnose/treat/etc any condition. I am not a medical professional. I am not liable against any things you do, Especially with carrots

Reminds me of a girl I used to talk to who once sent me a nude with a carrot in her pussy, disgusting shit. I'm glad I don't talk to that degenerate anymore.


I've heard carrots are bad for you though, and 5 carrots is a lot for mean, I barely eat 1 a week

 

[Throwaway1028]

Reminds me of a girl I used to talk to who once sent me a nude with a carrot in her pussy, disgusting shit. I'm glad I don't talk to that degenerate anymore.


I've heard carrots are bad for you though, and 5 carrots is a lot for mean, I barely eat 1 a week

yeh but yeh 5 full long stick carrots/day will indeed give you a nice light orange glow

 

[Chintuck22]

If you have ever wanted a darker skin complexion without getting a tan (bc tans ruin skin)
Just eat 5 carrots a day and you will be getting a good orange natural glow to your skin

Left: Skin from tanning (you have to keep tanning to keep tan skin, else itll whiten down to this) | Middle: No Skin Effect | Right: Natural Orange Glow
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Orange skin looks better than Tan or No skin effect, and helps you against the aging of suntanning

Reminder to eat y'alls veggies

Edit: Remember the only hole veggies go in is your Mouth


This should not be use to diagnose/treat/etc any condition. I am not a medical professional. I am not liable against any things you do, Especially with carrots

I will tanmaxx this summer, yes eating 5 carrots a day + going outdoor, i wonder what the results would be like

Also are results temporary if i stop eating carrots?

 

[Throwaway1028]

I will tanmaxx this summer, yes eating 5 carrots a day + going outdoor, i wonder what the results would be like

Also are results temporary if i stop eating carrots?

yes boo.

tanning results are damaged wrrinkly skin

 

[Chintuck22]

yes boo.

tanning results are damaged wrrinkly skin

So use suncreme for protection then

 

[Notorious]

I ate too much, now I got sunburned.

 

[FatJattMofo]

a large sweet potato does the trick and tastes better

are you serious? is one large sweet potato enough for that carotene glow?

 

[Cleftcel]

tan looks bad with asians

aren't tans regarded as low-class in parts of Asia, the sign of being an outdoor labourer?