How to cheat on this exam?

[AbandonShip]

its a nationwide online exam.
No mobile phones , pen etc are allowed inside the exam room.
The room will be monitored constantly by invigilators.
And if i get caught cheatimg i can be banned for life from taking any exam in future.
How to do it? Provide tips

 

[Deleted member 1464]

can you bring a calculator?

 

[AbandonShip]

can you bring a calculator?

No. You cant bring anything except for clothes

 

[Deleted member 1464]

No. You cant bring anything except for clothes

over 4 u

 

[Deleted member 1140]

do the teachers know how u look like? could pay some rice farmer with high iq to put a wig on and do the exams for u

 

[AbandonShip]

do the teachers know how u look like? could pay some rice farmer with high iq to put a wig on and do the exams for u

Lol there is photo identification and fingerprint and all that shit.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

If they let you go to the toilets, just take one break and google shit quickly

 

[PersianKingdom]

its a nationwide online exam.
No mobile phones , pen etc are allowed inside the exam room.
The room will be monitored constantly by invigilators.
And if i get caught cheatimg i can be banned for life from taking any exam in future.
How to do it? Provide tips

I know in China there's kids that have small audio transmitters in their ears. Depends if there is metal detectors though. If there isn't, you can just relay the question to someone on the other side who knows how to do the problems.

 

[AbandonShip]

If they let you go to the toilets, just take one break and google shit quickly

They take your phones outside the building
You can use toilet but you wont have any phone with yoy

 

[pisslord]

study more waste time less

 

[AbandonShip]

I know in China there's kids that have small audio transmitters in their ears. Depends if there is metal detectors though. If there isn't, you can just relay the question to someone on the other side who knows how to do the problems.

Its a difficult exam. You can't trust anyone to have the right answers

study more waste time less

Cope

 

[Deleted member 1464]

They take your phones outside the building
You can use toilet but you wont have any phone with yoy

depending on the type of test, maybe hide a sheet of peper in the toilets somewhere with something on it that will help you?
Also wtf, I always brought my phone into exams even if it was not allowed. Low T

 

[PersianKingdom]

Its a difficult exam. You can't trust anyone to have the right answers

Cope

You could probably pay a professor or something to do the questions. I know I would probably take the money if I was a professor.

 

[AbandonShip]

depending on the type of test, maybe hide a sheet of peper in the toilets somewhere with something on it that will help you?
Also wtf, I always brought my phone into exams even if it was not allowed. Low T

They frisk search you using metal detectors.
No phone

 

[Deleted member 1464]

over 4 u

 

[AbandonShip]

You could probably pay a professor or something to do the questions. I know I would probably take the money if I was a professor.

Honestly its over. Cant study but cant cheat either

 

[LordNorwood]

Integrals me ngl

 

[AbandonShip]

Integrals me ngl

Its over bhai

 

[PersianKingdom]

If it's actually over just have the best time of your life slay pussy having the lowest inhib possible then rope right before the exam.

 

[john2]

Write the stuff you won't memorize on a चिटठी . Then hide it in your underwear or shoe, sock or singlet.

Go to a toilet break and then read the stuff written on it. Then flush it down.

Good luck bhai.

 

[Tony]

could pay some rice farmer with high iq to put a wig on and do the exams for u

 

[AbandonShip]

Write the stuff you won't memorize on a चिटठी . Then hide it in your underwear or shoe, sock or singlet.

Go to a toilet break and then read the stuff written on it. Then flush it down.

Good luck bhai.

चिटठी doesnt work in exams like these.
They can ask anything lmao

 

[john2]

चिटठी doesnt work in exams like these.
They can ask anything lmao

Write down formulas and shit.
Put it in your underwear man.
I hope they won't check your panties lmao.

 

[AbandonShip]

Write down formulas and shit.
Put it in your underwear man.
I hope they won't check your panties lmao.

Nah they dont go that extreme

 

[john2]

Nah they dont go that extreme

Phir kar le na bhai.
Tujhe syllabus to diya hoga na? Uske notes bana na chitti pe.

 

[SixFootManlet]

its a nationwide online exam.
No mobile phones , pen etc are allowed inside the exam room.
The room will be monitored constantly by invigilators.
And if i get caught cheatimg i can be banned for life from taking any exam in future.
How to do it? Provide tips

Unlike these firangis, I'll give you some valuable tips, son. Now I won't tell you the specifics but just some hints and I'm sure you can figure out the rest...

- Take a smartwatch. In my experience invigilators don't ask to take off your watch and they haven't wisened up to internet-connected smartwatches. I'm sure I don't need to tell you what you can do with a smartwatch in an exam.
- Take modafinil 200mg before the exam. Even without cheating it provides a massive advantage compared to others.
- Walk like you belong - the fidgety people are always singled for monitoring and inspection
- I've never been asked to take off my cap and I always go with a cap on. In winter time you can even make the excuse of feeling cold.
- Wear boots, not shoes
- Wireless earbuds - too late for this since your exam is too close but there are plenty of tiny wireless earbuds available on aliexpress.

They frisk search you using metal detectors.

What kind of a shitty metallic phone shows up on a metal detector? It's easy as hell to take an old ass Nokia in your shoes boots.

 

[AbandonShip]

Unlike these firangis, I'll give you some valuable tips, son. Now I won't tell you the specifics but just some hints and I'm sure you can figure out the rest...

- Take a smartwatch. In my experience invigilators don't ask to take off your watch and they haven't wisened up to internet-connected smartwatches. I'm sure I don't need to tell you what you can do with a smartwatch in an exam.
- Take modafinil 200mg before the exam. Even without cheating it provides a massive advantage compared to others.
- Walk like you belong - the fidgety people are always singled for monitoring and inspection
- I've never been asked to take off my cap and I always go with a cap on. In winter time you can even make the excuse of feeling cold.
- Wear boots, not shoes
- Wireless earbuds - too late for this since your exam is too close but there are plenty of tiny wireless earbuds available on aliexpress.


What kind of a shitty metallic phone shows up on a metal detector? It's easy as hell to take an old ass Nokia in your shoes boots.

Wow legit advice

 

[Titbot]

Unlike these firangis, I'll give you some valuable tips, son. Now I won't tell you the specifics but just some hints and I'm sure you can figure out the rest...

- Take a smartwatch. In my experience invigilators don't ask to take off your watch and they haven't wisened up to internet-connected smartwatches. I'm sure I don't need to tell you what you can do with a smartwatch in an exam.
- Take modafinil 200mg before the exam. Even without cheating it provides a massive advantage compared to others.
- Walk like you belong - the fidgety people are always singled for monitoring and inspection
- I've never been asked to take off my cap and I always go with a cap on. In winter time you can even make the excuse of feeling cold.
- Wear boots, not shoes
- Wireless earbuds - too late for this since your exam is too close but there are plenty of tiny wireless earbuds available on aliexpress.


What kind of a shitty metallic phone shows up on a metal detector? It's easy as hell to take an old ass Nokia in your shoes boots.

I used a tissue paper once, wrote a bunch of notes on it, and would pretend to blow my nose when I need to look at it. It was for human patho. I would still not recommend this as there were times when It could have been a close call

 

[SixFootManlet]

I used a tissue paper once, wrote a bunch of notes on it, and would pretend to blow my nose when I need to look at it. It was for human patho. I would still not recommend this as there were times when It could have been a close call

In India you can just ask to go to the toilet a couple times since the exam times are so fucking long. Well, toilet time's when you pull those chits from your underwear/shoes/socks. Or that Nokia phone out of your ass so you can call your intelligent bud and ask him answers to all the questions.

I actually remember one guy got caught with chits and he got his exam canceled right there and then. Idiot had stuffed his chits into his pockets and they were coming out like candy wrappers.

 

[Titbot]

In India you can just ask to go to the toilet a couple times since the exam times are so fucking long. Well, toilet time's when you pull those chits from your underwear/shoes/socks. Or that Nokia phone out of your ass so you can call your intelligent bud and ask him answers to all the questions.

I actually remember one guy got caught with chits and he got his exam canceled right there and then. Idiot had stuffed his chits into his pockets and they were coming out like candy wrappers.

Im america its not hard to cheat unless you a dumbass. I turned in college papers using online services

 

[SixFootManlet]

One final thing - don't wear bright colored clothes on exam day. You don't want to stand out. Dull grey and brown are the best. Yeah call me autistic for doing this but the little things matter.

 

[AbandonShip]

One final thing - don't wear bright colored clothes on exam day. You don't want to stand out. Dull grey and brown are the best. Yeah call me autistic for doing this but the little things matter.

I will be dressed in all black

 

[Lux]

what subject/ standardized test?

 

[AbandonShip]

what subject/ standardized test?

Its a curry exam.
Physics chemistry and maths

 

[reptiles]

No. You cant bring anything except for clothes

Wait you have to solve integrals without a fucking calculator you have to be trolling me

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

Rip currybro

 

[SixFootManlet]

Wait you have to solve integrals without a fucking calculator you have to be trolling me

Son, calculators are never allowed in any math exam in India at any level.

It was the biggest reason I hated Maths - I got the concepts but I fucking hated having to calculate all this complex shit in my head.

 

[reptiles]

Son, calculators are never allowed in any math exam in India at any level.

It was the biggest reason I hated Maths - I got the concepts but I fucking hated having to calculate all this complex shit in my head.

Wait you have to do all this shit in your fucking head? What the actual fuck.


I can imagine the struggle fucking brutal humans weren't made for that

 

[AbandonShip]

Wait you have to do all this shit in your fucking head? What the actual fuck.


I can imagine the struggle fucking brutal humans weren't made for that

You get pen and paper

 

[SixFootManlet]

Wait you have to do all this shit in your fucking head? What the actual fuck.


I can imagine the struggle fucking brutal humans weren't made for that

Yep, have to remember all the steps and the formulas.

It's because the curry boomers are anti-calculator for some fucking reason. And the boomers are in power so we have to do what they say.

You get pen and paper

Cutting-edge technology right there, son.

 

[reptiles]

Yep, have to remember all the steps and the formulas.

It's because the curry boomers are anti-calculator for some fucking reason. And the boomers are in power so we have to do what they say.

Cutting-edge technology right there, son.

Fuark I'm sorry man that shit is brutal and curry boomers are literally the woest

 

[AbandonShip]

Yep, have to remember all the steps and the formulas.

It's because the curry boomers are anti-calculator for some fucking reason. And the boomers are in power so we have to do what they say.

Cutting-edge technology right there, son.

Honestly i dont feel the need of a calculator.
Most of the calculations can be done approximately since the questions are mcq types.
Pen and paper is fine.
Most problems require clever ideas and not brute calculation power

 

[SixFootManlet]

Honestly i dont feel the need of a calculator.
Most of the calculations can be done approximately since the questions are mcq types.
Pen and paper is fine.
Most problems require clever ideas and not brute calculation power

Son, I always lost marks back in the day because of simple mental calc errors.

Anyway, India is the only major country to engage in such autistic practice. Europe isn't as liberal as America as far as calc usage is concerned but I think basic calculators are allowed there at nearly all levels. I know in the USA you can use scientific or graphic calculators for almost all exams.

Most problems require clever ideas and not brute calculation power

Pen and paper is fine.

Son, I got some bad news:

Stockholm syndrome - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Lux]

write the formulas on a sheet & check them later in the bathroom.

 

[invisiblecel]

Wear shorts, write shit on your leg, lift shorts while in exam. Same thing can be done with a shirt but more dangerous. Cheating in exams requires high t and experience, wouldn't recommend to try this method if it's your first time cheating

 

[LordNorwood]

Wait you have to solve integrals without a fucking calculator you have to be trolling me

Generally speaking if you're allowed to take a calculator to a math exam then you're not doing real math tbh

I know in the USA you can use scientific or graphic calculators for almost all exams.

Idk if you mean general exams or not, I'm a math major in the USA and the vast majority of my classes don't allow calculators at exams.

 

[SixFootManlet]

Idk if you mean general exams or not, I'm a math major in the USA and the vast majority of my classes don't allow calculators at exams.

Is your professor a curry boomer by any chance?

 

[LordNorwood]

Is your professor a curry boomer by any chance?

vast majority are white dudes who are extremely passionate about math, only ethnic math prof I had was a Chinese guy for Calc 1, that was it
calculators simply aren't needed tbh, ideas are tested, not monkey-calculation

 

[reptiles]

Generally speaking if you're allowed to take a calculator to a math exam then you're not doing real math tbh

Idk if you mean general exams or not, I'm a math major in the USA and the vast majority of my classes don't allow calculators at exams.

Dude human brains were not made to do calculations with bloody complex integrals

 

[LordNorwood]

Dude human brains were not made to do calculations with bloody complex integrals

An integral isn't really a calculation most of the time. If its very complex there's usually a trick to it.