mulattocel
5’8” sub7, negative canthal tilt, 133 IQ autist
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To piggy back off of my last thread, I’ve compiled a guide for all my fallen soldiers unfortunate enough to get suckered into a boring marriage, and still lust for other women. Here’s how you get away with it and keep your home and assets intact:
1) Get a burner phone
You can get an unlocked smartphone on the secondhand market for relatively cheap. Then you sign up for a month to month Boost Mobile plan using a burner email obviously, and prepaid debit card.
2) Keep said burner phone in a fanny pack with a combination lock
This phone is to remain password protected and OFF when not in use, stored inside this concealed goodie back along with your condoms. Hide the bag in your workplace, or the spare tire reservoir of your trunk. Treat this shit like the Death Note. NOBODY should know of its whereabouts but you. Should your significant other discover this bag for any reason, you can feign ignorance and say it was planted on you or some shit. The phone will be password protected anyway, again just claim you don’t know the password.
3) Create an alias
Every dating/hookup account you sign up for will be with a fake name because water is wet. This will be the same name you go by in the street.
4) Sign up for dating apps with your new identity
Subscriptions such as Tinder Gold, Bumble Premium, etc. are to be funded with a prepaid debit card or separate bank account your spouse has no knowledge of. And DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, POST YOUR FACE. You only send a face reveal once trust and rapport is established. You and your wife have irl friends and acquaintances. Some of which use these apps. YOU WILL GET CAUGHT OTHERWISE. Body pics and bulge pics will be sufficient to stand out. Yes, this method will be a crapshoot, but the matches you do manage to make will be all game. They usually piece together the fact you’re hiding from a significant other on their own, and proceed accordingly. Ask me how I know.
5) Approach in real life with caution
If you wear a wedding band, try discreetly removing it before shooting your shot, obviously. Better yet, don’t wear the shit at all when you’re outside. You give your side chick prospect your alias, burner phone number, as well as fabricated details about your life. Only contact her when you don’t have eyes on you. This helps create that mysterious, aloof aura that bitches love. You become more intriguing to her as a result of your infrequent replies.
6) Always have an alibi for the sneaky link
You can make up any excuse as cover, tell your wife you were working late at the office, gotta run errands, etc. THE GYM is an undefeated scapegoat also. Good place to shower away the stench of madussy if necessary.
7) DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT
This means avoiding those central to your immediate ecosystem. Co-workers and locals are off-limits. Close proximity cheating has a wide splash damage radius. This ties into step 6 with approaching in the street cautiously.
Follow these steps meticulously, and you can supplement your sex addiction and the crave for strange with no issues. The effort required is far more reasonable than dealing with not only divorce rape, but the eternal suffering of smashing ONE pussy for the rest of your life.
This is what nature intended. There is no spoon.
1) Get a burner phone
You can get an unlocked smartphone on the secondhand market for relatively cheap. Then you sign up for a month to month Boost Mobile plan using a burner email obviously, and prepaid debit card.
2) Keep said burner phone in a fanny pack with a combination lock
This phone is to remain password protected and OFF when not in use, stored inside this concealed goodie back along with your condoms. Hide the bag in your workplace, or the spare tire reservoir of your trunk. Treat this shit like the Death Note. NOBODY should know of its whereabouts but you. Should your significant other discover this bag for any reason, you can feign ignorance and say it was planted on you or some shit. The phone will be password protected anyway, again just claim you don’t know the password.
3) Create an alias
Every dating/hookup account you sign up for will be with a fake name because water is wet. This will be the same name you go by in the street.
4) Sign up for dating apps with your new identity
Subscriptions such as Tinder Gold, Bumble Premium, etc. are to be funded with a prepaid debit card or separate bank account your spouse has no knowledge of. And DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, POST YOUR FACE. You only send a face reveal once trust and rapport is established. You and your wife have irl friends and acquaintances. Some of which use these apps. YOU WILL GET CAUGHT OTHERWISE. Body pics and bulge pics will be sufficient to stand out. Yes, this method will be a crapshoot, but the matches you do manage to make will be all game. They usually piece together the fact you’re hiding from a significant other on their own, and proceed accordingly. Ask me how I know.
5) Approach in real life with caution
If you wear a wedding band, try discreetly removing it before shooting your shot, obviously. Better yet, don’t wear the shit at all when you’re outside. You give your side chick prospect your alias, burner phone number, as well as fabricated details about your life. Only contact her when you don’t have eyes on you. This helps create that mysterious, aloof aura that bitches love. You become more intriguing to her as a result of your infrequent replies.
6) Always have an alibi for the sneaky link
You can make up any excuse as cover, tell your wife you were working late at the office, gotta run errands, etc. THE GYM is an undefeated scapegoat also. Good place to shower away the stench of madussy if necessary.
7) DO NOT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT
This means avoiding those central to your immediate ecosystem. Co-workers and locals are off-limits. Close proximity cheating has a wide splash damage radius. This ties into step 6 with approaching in the street cautiously.
Follow these steps meticulously, and you can supplement your sex addiction and the crave for strange with no issues. The effort required is far more reasonable than dealing with not only divorce rape, but the eternal suffering of smashing ONE pussy for the rest of your life.
This is what nature intended. There is no spoon.
