How to convince my wife to sit on my face?

[swaggyp1]

She thinks it’s weird and that she’ll smell bad

 

[sexisdeath]

asking the real questions i see

 

[optimisticzoomer]

 

[richoxne]

Tell her to check if she has hemorrhoids.

 

[Mandibular]

step 1: Be chad

 

[stevielake]

Grooming ruined women. Before baths were invented, a man had to unchain his wife's pussy that had been rotting in a chastity belt under a hot ass dress and soiled panties. Nothing smells better than a hairy, unwashed pussy encased in a metal contraption for 24 hours.

 

[stevielake]

@greycel

Why did you react to my comment like that?

 

[Eltrē]

@greycel

Why did you react to his comment like that?

 

[swaggyp1]

Grooming ruined women. Before baths were invented, a man had to unchain his wife's pussy that had been rotting in a chastity belt under a hot ass dress and soiled panties. Nothing smells better than a hairy, unwashed pussy encased in a metal contraption for 24 hours.

I agree

Taking a shower actually makes you less attractive than more attractive

 

[Luquier]

Tell her it’ll smell good

 

[stevielake]

Tell her it’ll smell good

If it doesn't smell like ass ion want it.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

She thinks it’s weird and that she’ll smell bad

Slap her but and tell her to get in the shower first.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I remember how I forcefully closed the bathroom and said she could’nt shower. I said I won’t want to have my face sat on after it’s been washed. I needed to smell it stinky and raw for my cock to spring up