How to convince people I do lots of sex?

[Epola]

What's the best anecdote I could tell people about having sex that would convince everyone I have lots of sex

 

[hypernormie]

Sub communication is the only way to convince people you have lots of sex

You have to have BDE

 

[Epola]

Sub communication is the only way to convince people you have lots of sex

You have to have BDE

Okay so I should give everyone advice on how to have sex? Okay I'll do that

 

[sweetheart]

you are not convincing anyone , fatass

jesus christ, lose the weight first bloatcel lol

 

[shia.jihadist]

"i kiss her whole body and she say very nice"

 

[hypernormie]

Okay so I should give everyone advice on how to have sex? Okay I'll do that

Are you retarded? That’s not what I said

 

[Epola]

you are not convincing anyone , fatass

jesus christ, lose the weight first bloatcel lol

I'm not fat this picture was taken after eating 11 hot pockets and I was just bloated from all the sodium.

 

[New Poster]

"Boy am I tired from all the sex I just had!"

 

[PeiFan94]

Just tell them you go primal on ur bitch and that u gave every slut in town brutal backshots and AIDS

 

[optimisticzoomer]

 

[Epola]

Are you retarded? That’s not what I said

What? I'm not retarded