How to cope not being Ilia Topuria

[SlavicGeneral]

Some people are simply born to win at life. I've been thinking even if I were ever to looksmax to chad + get ultra rich, nothing would be any better... I will never match Ilia Topuria and bigger chads than them...

Sure he's only 5ft 7, but he's naturally GL, possibly going to enter GOAT debate, runs multiple businesses (his home gym is worth $2m alone) so is ultra rich, his girl is a stacy with insane body who is also smart and runs her own business, he speaks 5 languages, trained actor, model, and he started from the very bottom being a poor refugee...

How do you lifemog this guy ever??? I legit thought about suicide when I realized I will never get to experience 1% of what he gets even if I achieve everything I've ever dreamed of... He's not a UFC fighter, he's an ultimate person...

 

[Huge غرور]

Hes 5'7

 

[truthhurts]

Some people are simply born to win at life. I've been thinking even if I were ever to looksmax to chad + get ultra rich, nothing would be any better... I will never match Ilia Topuria and bigger chads than them...

Sure he's only 5ft 7, but he's naturally GL, possibly going to enter GOAT debate, runs multiple businesses (his home gym is worth $2m alone) so is ultra rich, his girl is a stacy with insane body who is also smart and runs her own business, he speaks 5 languages, trained actor, model, and he started from the very bottom being a poor refugee...

How do you lifemog this guy ever??? I legit thought about suicide when I realized I will never get to experience 1% of what he gets even if I achieve everything I've ever dreamed of... He's not a UFC fighter, he's an ultimate person...

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What businesses does he run?
His parents might be wealthy tho

 

[oily703]

Some people are simply born to win at life. I've been thinking even if I were ever to looksmax to chad + get ultra rich, nothing would be any better... I will never match Ilia Topuria and bigger chads than them...

Sure he's only 5ft 7, but he's naturally GL, possibly going to enter GOAT debate, runs multiple businesses (his home gym is worth $2m alone) so is ultra rich, his girl is a stacy with insane body who is also smart and runs her own business, he speaks 5 languages, trained actor, model, and he started from the very bottom being a poor refugee...

How do you lifemog this guy ever??? I legit thought about suicide when I realized I will never get to experience 1% of what he gets even if I achieve everything I've ever dreamed of... He's not a UFC fighter, he's an ultimate person...

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damn
i didnt know about this
everyone is always putting him down for not being likable but hes the ultimate chad

 

[bppharmacist]

Maybe one day he will get brain damage and become a parapalegic but hes already lifemogged everyone here

 

[SlavicGeneral]

What businesses does he run?
His parents might be wealthy tho

His parents weren't wealthy definitely, both him and his brother had to give up on olympic wrestling due to constant moving. His mom was a nanny and he dropped out of school at 15 to become a pro fighter. So 0% chance his wealthy parents approved of this.

He has some fashion line or something in Miami, and also owns an MMA organization, some KEIO mobile app company, he's a shareholder at multiple companies such as Oblack caps, has major deals with 4-5 sports companies, etc.

 

[truthhurts]

His parents weren't wealthy definitely, both him and his brother had to give up on olympic wrestling due to constant moving. His mom was a nanny and he dropped out of school at 15 to become a pro fighter. So 0% chance his wealthy parents approved of this.

He has some fashion line or something in Miami, and also owns an MMA organization, some KEIO mobile app company, he's a shareholder at multiple companies such as Oblack caps, has major deals with 4-5 sports companies, etc.

Damn mirin

 

[The Dark Phoenix]

His parents weren't wealthy definitely, both him and his brother had to give up on olympic wrestling due to constant moving. His mom was a nanny and he dropped out of school at 15 to become a pro fighter. So 0% chance his wealthy parents approved of this.

He has some fashion line or something in Miami, and also owns an MMA organization, some KEIO mobile app company, he's a shareholder at multiple companies such as Oblack caps, has major deals with 4-5 sports companies, etc.

I need to get hired by topuria agency tbh

 

[SlavicGeneral]

Btw on top of everything guy has connections to all of major Spanish celebrities despite being a fucking mma fighter. He did some campaign with Sergio Ramos, openly supported by Iniesta and Nadal, he presented his belt at fucking Bernabeu, so he was the star of the RM event. He's made the shittiest career into career mogging, and not to mention that he is primarily wrestler who is known for his boxing which is his secondary skill lol. Like imagine being known for your second best skill and being unbeatable at it. Maybe mma is his hobby and he likes getting rich lol. A fucking high school dropput who speaks 5 languages at decent level.

 

[Dominicoon]

I don’t get a cortisol from him tbh, I only envy chads and models.

 

[SlavicGeneral]

damn
i didnt know about this
everyone is always putting him down for not being likable but hes the ultimate chad

Mma fans are bunch of retards. He is probably the most "James Bond" like fighter that's ever lived. Btw he's a trained dancer I forgot to add, so safe to assume he is very nt.

 

[edgewalker2181]

He has ties with criminal groups as well

 

[SlavicGeneral]

He has ties with criminal groups as well

Had no idea abt this. Makes him even more insane lol. He is the epitome of nt jock accomplished in all aspects of life.

Btw he's black pilled on looks (he called Max Holloway ugly to insult him in the buildup).

 

[edgewalker2181]

Had no idea abt this. Makes him even more insane lol. He is the epitome of nt jock accomplished in all aspects of life.

Btw he's black pilled on looks (he called Max Holloway ugly to insult him in the buildup).

I feel bad for holloway but Movsar or Diego Lopes would humble him for sure

 

[SlavicGeneral]

I feel bad for holloway but Movsar or Diego Lopes would humble him for sure

I honestly wanted Max to win so much because he is really ugly and seeing ugly people win at life always fueled me with motivation... Topuria managed to end it and I swear I cried for Max cause I know he has nothing in life going for him other than that sport... His girl is not hot, he is not ultra rich, he is ugly, etc.

I honestly hope Topuria sweeps the division and moves up to face Islam, but highly unlikely Islam won't move up in that time either.

I honestly don't know who to root for in that case, cause Topuria is epitome of who I as blackpiller want to be, but Islam is the whitepill jfl.

 

[edgewalker2181]

I honestly wanted Max to win so much because he is really ugly and seeing ugly people win at life always fueled me with motivation... Topuria managed to end it and I swear I cried for Max cause I know he has nothing in life going for him other than that sport... His girl is not hot, he is not ultra rich, he is ugly, etc.

I honestly hope Topuria sweeps the division and moves up to face Islam, but highly unlikely Islam won't move up in that time either.

I honestly don't know who to root for in that case, cause Topuria is epitome of who I as blackpiller want to be, but Islam is the whitepill jfl.

Holloway is not ugly his bonemass is crazy. But Islam is gonna declassify Ilia if there would be a fight between them, his grappling is unbeatable.

 

[SlavicGeneral]

Holloway is not ugly his bonemass is crazy. But Islam is gonna declassify Ilia if there would be a fight between them, his grappling is unbeatable.

Holloway can't be saved by his bonemass lol. His nose is wider than lis mouth, he has negative hooding with close set eyes, the most disgusting forehead ever, very bad facial thirds, no temple points, awful eyebrows, etc.

 

[truthhurts]

Holloway can't be saved by his bonemass lol. His nose is wider than lis mouth, he has negative hooding with close set eyes, the most disgusting forehead ever, very bad facial thirds, no temple points, awful eyebrows, etc.

Topuria ain’t good looking either tbh. Islam dulatov is the only runway model I could think of who fights in the ufc

 

[Klasik616]

Some people are simply born to win at life. I've been thinking even if I were ever to looksmax to chad + get ultra rich, nothing would be any better... I will never match Ilia Topuria and bigger chads than them...

Sure he's only 5ft 7, but he's naturally GL, possibly going to enter GOAT debate, runs multiple businesses (his home gym is worth $2m alone) so is ultra rich, his girl is a stacy with insane body who is also smart and runs her own business, he speaks 5 languages, trained actor, model, and he started from the very bottom being a poor refugee...

How do you lifemog this guy ever??? I legit thought about suicide when I realized I will never get to experience 1% of what he gets even if I achieve everything I've ever dreamed of... He's not a UFC fighter, he's an ultimate person...

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Unlike you incel, Topuria cannot win a belt with money, looks or luck. If you wanna win the UFC belt at 5'7 you need to be a monster like him, an unstoppable man with no limits in your head.

 

[Shogun]

Not the no.1 guy i would be jealous off, but i get it.

I want to cry to cope but im physically unable to cry. Other than that, rope is the only option

 

[SlavicGeneral]

Topuria ain’t good looking either tbh. Islam dulatov is the only runway model I could think of who fights in the ufc

Dulatov is a legit model, but Topuria is good looking lol, not chad but definitely htn. Girls irl get wet at him which is only important metric, not his psl. He literally works as a low level model lol.

 

[SlavicGeneral]

Unlike you incel, Topuria cannot win a belt with money, looks or luck. If you wanna win the UFC belt at 5'7 you need to be a monster like him, an unstoppable man with no limits in your head.

This actually fueled me with motivation, thanks bhai!

 

[The Dark Phoenix]

Some people are simply born to win at life. I've been thinking even if I were ever to looksmax to chad + get ultra rich, nothing would be any better... I will never match Ilia Topuria and bigger chads than them...

Sure he's only 5ft 7, but he's naturally GL, possibly going to enter GOAT debate, runs multiple businesses (his home gym is worth $2m alone) so is ultra rich, his girl is a stacy with insane body who is also smart and runs her own business, he speaks 5 languages, trained actor, model, and he started from the very bottom being a poor refugee...

How do you lifemog this guy ever??? I legit thought about suicide when I realized I will never get to experience 1% of what he gets even if I achieve everything I've ever dreamed of... He's not a UFC fighter, he's an ultimate person...

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BP niggas can't decide

muh I'm short and ugly can't make it in life

this nigga does the opposite

he is born to win

mfw

 

[chadhamed]

Glazing him like crazy

 

[TitusA]

Some people are simply born to win at life. I've been thinking even if I were ever to looksmax to chad + get ultra rich, nothing would be any better... I will never match Ilia Topuria and bigger chads than them...

Sure he's only 5ft 7, but he's naturally GL, possibly going to enter GOAT debate, runs multiple businesses (his home gym is worth $2m alone) so is ultra rich, his girl is a stacy with insane body who is also smart and runs her own business, he speaks 5 languages, trained actor, model, and he started from the very bottom being a poor refugee...

How do you lifemog this guy ever??? I legit thought about suicide when I realized I will never get to experience 1% of what he gets even if I achieve everything I've ever dreamed of... He's not a UFC fighter, he's an ultimate person...

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He looks smaller thn 5ft7 tbh maybe just tiny head and frame. U could of just posted this about any celeb tbh. I know 2 brothers with the exact same phenotype as him and about 5ft6 like him and neither do well with girls. Being as small as he is as bad as being a 6ft 2 woman with linebacker build death sentence to ur sex appeal.