How to dress like a Mexican drug lord gangster

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Drug dealers have high JB appeal. Don’t listen to anyone saying otherwise (they are retarded).

Here’s how you can dress like a true Mexican gangster in simple steps.

Step 1)
Become mudskin. (Skip this if you are Indian, Latino, Arab)
No nigga is ever intimidated of your pale whiteoid basement rotter skin. Get a slight tan.

Step 2)
Wear clothes with designs (floral/animal skin)

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Pacho Herrera, low inhib Narco drug lord portrayed in the show series Narcos.

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Lalo Salamanca, most low inhib and chad character in the entire Breaking bad franchise.

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Tuco Salamanca (this is what the highest JB appeal looks like btw, most of you can never achieve this so I added it for bonus)

Step 3)
Always wear a button down shirt with the first two buttons leaving open subtly showcasing your wife beater tank top present within.

Step 4)
Have chest hair.

As you leave the first buttons open, showcase chest hair.

Step 5)
Always fill your refrigerator and cars with sprite.

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Never go anywhere without a sprite bottle in your bag or car.
 
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why is nigga always making threads ab wear this & that and it's never any good advice JFL
 
being a Mexican drug lord gangster wont fix your sub5 face
 
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its just a costume u're not really a mexican drug lord so its fail

dont dress up as what u're not

nichemaxxing only works if u're actually into that niche, people within will smell you're a poser from a mile away
 
its just a costume u're not really a mexican drug lord so its fail

dont dress up as what u're not

nichemaxxing only works if u're actually into that niche, people within will smell you're a poser from a mile away
well no fucking shit u low iq graycel

it’s a meme thread retard
 
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why is nigga always making threads ab wear this & that and it's never any good advice JFL
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(Not this faggot imbecile’s turd on my threads again:fuk:)

My threads on this sub forum are meant to be satire you January joined GrAYcel. @GabachoCopium understands it.

“wHy iS NiGgA AlWaYs mAkInG ThReAdS Ab wEaR ThIs & tHaT AnD It's nEvEr aNy gOoD AdViCe jFl”

Get the fuck outta here
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(Not this faggot imbecile’s turd on my threads again:fuk:)

My threads on this sub forum are meant to be satire you January joined GrAYcel. @GabachoCopium understands it.

“wHy iS NiGgA AlWaYs mAkInG ThReAdS Ab wEaR ThIs & tHaT AnD It's nEvEr aNy gOoD AdViCe jFl”

Get the fuck outta here
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Drug dealers have high JB appeal. Don’t listen to anyone saying otherwise (they are retarded).

Here’s how you can dress like a true Mexican gangster in simple steps.

Step 1)
Become mudskin. (Skip this if you are Indian, Latino, Arab)
No nigga is ever intimidated of your pale whiteoid basement rotter skin. Get a slight tan.

Step 2)
Wear clothes with designs (floral/animal skin)

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Pacho Herrera, low inhib Narco drug lord portrayed in the show series Narcos.

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Lalo Salamanca, most low inhib and chad character in the entire Breaking bad franchise.

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Tuco Salamanca (this is what the highest JB appeal looks like btw, most of you can never achieve this so I added it for bonus)

Step 3)
Always wear a button down shirt with the first two buttons leaving open subtly showcasing your wife beater tank top present within.

Step 4)
Have chest hair.

As you leave the first buttons open, showcase chest hair.

Step 5)
Always fill your refrigerator and cars with sprite.

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Never go anywhere without a sprite bottle in your bag or car.
I already dress like this, women tell me I look intimidating
 

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