How to embrace my future of becoming a fivehead mogger?

[Richard_Hungwell]

@8PSLcel

I'm in my early 30s now and have been diffuse thinning since my mid 20s and it's gotten pretty bad over the past couple of years. It looks especially bad when my hair is wet or buzzed short, but still looks okay when grown out longer and dry.

I don't have the discipline nor inclination to use Rogaine for the rest of my life. I am also unwilling to try finasteride because I got bad side effects from SSRIs and am now reluctant to try any other medications for non-life threatening ailments. The thought of gluing or taping a toupee to my scalp just feels uncomfortable and the maintenance of a hair system sounds annoying (although they do look really good nowadays).

Now, my question is...how do I quit being a hat prisoner and embrace my inevitable future of becoming a NW7 fivehead mogger?

I do have my fivehead idols that I look up to, of course:

For reference, I am a 5'6" white guy...so I can't shave my head and gymcel to cope with "muh looking intimidating" and "muh heightmog".

My neurocranium from my eyebrows to the top of my skull is about the same length as my eyebrows down to my chin.

I also don't have good beard genetics (the most I can grow is a crackhead goatee), so coping with facial hair is also out of the question.

At best, I have high-tier normie prettyboy pheno (based on how women have treated me in the past), and as we all know, having good, thick hair is a must for this archetype. My best days are clearly behind me now. I've already peaked looks-wise.

Is being a fivehead mogger possible as long as you have a strong lower third?

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Your neurocranium is about as tall as your chin to eyebrows? That's very good! I'm also like that.

You need a tall cranial height and good jaw to pull off this look. How good are your zygos?

You can look really good with strong jaw, good zygos and massive neurocranium.


Here is mine.

As you can see, my forehead has hardly any slope, it's nearly totally vertical. It's also extremely tall. The top of my head isn't even visible here.


It just keeps going up and up and up.


Compare my tall skull with and almost triangle shaped top to this.




These cucks have very LOW craniums, their thinning hair reveals their pathetic genetics while me balding reveals a godlike brain capacity


Keep grinding, keep hustling. Keep mogging fellow eggheads.


Look at meeks, he's got the bald mogger pheno. Good jaw, zygos and tall neuro cranium.


The genius behind the truman show. Movie is a master piece, watch it if you haven't.

 

[Richard_Hungwell]

Your neurocranium is about as tall as your chin to eyebrows? That's very good! I'm also like that.

You need a tall cranial height and good jaw to pull off this look. How good are your zygos?

You can look really good with strong jaw, good zygos and massive neurocranium.
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Here is mine.

As you can see, my forehead has hardly any slope, it's nearly totally vertical. It's also extremely tall. The top of my head isn't even visible here.
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It just keeps going up and up and up.
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Compare my tall skull with and almost triangle shaped top to this.

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These cucks have very LOW craniums, their thinning hair reveals their pathetic genetics while me balding reveals a godlike brain capacity


Keep grinding, keep hustling. Keep mogging fellow eggheads.
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Look at meeks, he's got the bald mogger pheno. Good jaw, zygos and tall neuro cranium.
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The genius behind the truman show. Movie is a master piece, watch it if you haven't.
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"The Truman Show" is one of my favorite movies.

I agree that a tiny neurocranium (peanut skull) looks bad on bald guys:

I was just more worried I'd look like Megamind or something but I guess tall skull can be a mogger trait if it's balanced with the splanchnocranium.

I think my zygos are okay...I got compliments from both males and females when I had buzzcuts in the past (when I wasn't balding though). I can pass the buzzcut test, but the bald test is a whole other level tbh.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

"The Truman Show" is one of my favorite movies.

I agree that a tiny neurocranium (peanut skull) looks bad on bald guys:

I was just more worried I'd look like Megamind or something but I guess tall skull can be a mogger trait if it's balanced with the splanchnocranium.

I think my zygos are okay...I got compliments from both males and females when I had buzzcuts in the past (when I wasn't balding though). I can pass the buzzcut test, but the bald test is a whole other level tbh.

You don't NEED good zygos but you do NEED a good lower third.

How short did you buzz your hair? About as much as mine in provided pics?

You will get people mentioning your 'megamind' look, I think it surplants the baldcel jokes.

go from this

haha, where did your locks go?

to this

what the fuck? You're head is huge!

if you have good jaw then it becomes this

wow, you have like a perfect skull shape

 

[ChristianChad]

Pictures would definitely be useful