How to escalate with oneitis

[Jamal2222]

What would be the best way to escalate with my oneitis at work tomorrow? Since we’re the only lifeguards working tomorrow I have to make my move as it’s my last chance. I’m around 77% sure she is into me so my plan is to be smooth and ruffle her hair then grab her thigh as talking progresses then go in for the kiss if she’s receptive to the thigh foreplay. Then if this high estrogen foid enjoys my advances I will go over to her house and have sex with her all night.
Worst case scenario i go in for sexual harrasment but Im in good standing however being she’s barely and adult and I’m a minor I might have leverage if something legal should occur. Although I’m 80% sure she’ll like me messing with her.
We work 8 hours together so I have to play our whole interactions out so I escalate as fast as possible so she knows my intentions are clear.

 

[Deleted member 6789]

Absolute scripture of a post
DN RD

 

[zoomzoom]

Take her 2 a park bench and put ur hand around her and move ur hand towards her pants tbh I did this but in her room and she gave me a bj but then her dad walked in and started yelling and told my btich mom as well

 

[Jamal2222]

Absolute scripture of a post
DN RD

Dn ask

 

[Deleted member 6095]

Mirin' hard AF. I see no problems with the plan if she is genuinely into you. What are your indicators that she is?

 

[Jamal2222]

Mirin' hard AF. I see no problems with the plan if she is genuinely into you. What are your indicators that she is?

today she was staring at my bare chest during conversation, she also made some straight eye contact didn’t look away, she also was laughing at my jokes then when she was off before me she waited to leave so she could keep talking to me.

 

[Deleted member 4696]

today she was staring at my bare chest during conversation, she also made some straight eye contact didn’t look away, she also was laughing at my jokes then when she was off before me she waited to leave so she could keep talking to me.

fuck you faggot, suifuel story kys.gives us updates and tag me if you do im gonna cope by cheering for you brocel

 

[Jamal2222]

Mirin' hard AF. I see no problems with the plan if she is genuinely into you. What are your indicators that she is?

she’s so cute tbh I wanna suck her tongue kiss her, her bubbly personality makes me tingle inside

 

[Baldingman1998]

 

[Jamal2222]

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? Dick size is not my problem

 

[Baldingman1998]

? Dick size is not my problem

 

[Deleted member 4696]

? Dick size is not my problem

why did you say its your last chance tho on a srs note?

 

[Jamal2222]

why did you say its your last chance tho on a srs note?

I won’t see her again for a while

 

[Deleted member 6789]

Dn ask

look the 8 day old grey donkey spoke

 

[Deleted member 4696]

I won’t see her again for a while

good luck bro just dont be weird tbh shoot your shot without overthinking it

 

[Jamal2222]

good luck bro just dont be weird tbh shoot your shot without overthinking it

yeah the moment of truth will be when I grab her thigh

 

[Entschuldigung]

Idk i only escalate with my bros

 

[Deleted member 4696]

yeah the moment of truth will be when I grab her thigh

thats very straight forward in my opinion if she doesent really like you,you gonna creep her out and it will be very awkward after that forever probably.i would just tell her i like her and i want to take her out then at the date you get more straight forward and try to make her want to fuck you

 

[Jamal2222]

thats very straight forward in my opinion if she doesent really like you,you gonna creep her out and it will be very awkward after that forever probably.i would just tell her i like her and i want to take her out then at the date you get more straight forward and try to make her want to fuck you

Lmao we’re most likely going to be alone at work the whole time since people usually won’t show up due to Coronavirus and imo she seems like the slutty type low key

 

[Jamal2222]

thats very straight forward in my opinion if she doesent really like you,you gonna creep her out and it will be very awkward after that forever probably.i would just tell her i like her and i want to take her out then at the date you get more straight forward and try to make her want to fuck you

And “confessing your love” never really works jfl

 

[Deleted member 4696]

Lmao we’re most likely going to be alone at work the whole time since people usually won’t show up due to Coronavirus and imo she seems like the slutty type low key

oh ok then if she the bad bitch type go for it

 

[Deleted member 4696]

And “confessing your love” never really works jfl

bro the fuck?who talked about love?i would go like " hey ~name~ i was thinking that we wont see each other for a bit so i would like to take you out sometime if thats fine with you"

 

[Jamal2222]

oh ok then if she the bad bitch type go for it

Yeah she does nicotine and I actually have some in my backpack so when we meet I can use all my cards at once to get her

 

[BrendioEEE]

Dn ask

Dn answer

 

[Jamal2222]

bro the fuck?who talked about love?i would go like " hey ~name~ i was thinking that we wont see each other for a bit so i would like to take you out sometime if thats fine with you"

what country are you from that shit never happens in the US

 

[Jamal2222]

Dn answer

Dn see

 

[Deleted member 4696]

what country are you from that shit never happens in the US

for real?thats some basic ass invitation tho.i live in france but i lived in italy aswell and that shit worked in both those countries

 

[Jamal2222]

for real?thats some basic ass invitation tho.i live in france but i lived in italy aswell and that shit worked in both those countries

No it sounds uncanny asf

 

[Deleted member 4696]

No it sounds uncanny asf

thats weird what do you guys do to pull a chick in the us?

 

[TITUS]

Grab her by the pùssy.