How to find parties(short guide)

[wishIwasSalludon]

have you always wanted to party but can’t seem to find them

Simple step by step guide

1.go to club
2.get drunk
3.since ur drunk you’ll be NT af
4.Make friends
5.get them to add you to a party group chat on snap(they exist everywhere)
6.profit

Infinite access to party planet he’s part is it works even for subhuman non ntcels

@ey88 @chudlite @cromagnon

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Shit guide ngl but I’m lazy

 

[Arthur the Egyptian]

Nigga most of us incels

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Nigga most of us incels

U can still have fun at a parties

 

[vrilmaxxer]

How to get laid:

1. Go to the club
2. Offer a drink
3. Roofie
4. Take home
5. Sex

Infinite access to sex planet and works for everyone

 

[VV62]

Doesnt work because you just end up standing in the corner bobbing your head like a retard

 

[Arthur the Egyptian]

How to get laid:

1. Go to the club
2. Offer a drink
3. Roofie
4. Take home
5. Sex

Infinite access to sex planet and works for everyone

Just like that bro

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Doesnt work because you just end up standing in the corner bobbing your head like a retard

If ur a retard and can’t socialize yea

But that’s what alcohol is for

It makes anyone NT

 

[Arthur the Egyptian]

If ur a retard and can’t socialize yea

But that’s what alcohol is for

It makes anyone NT

There's a med I think for it in botb better than alcohol

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

There's a med I think for it in botb better than alcohol

Phenibut yea

I haven’t tried it tho

 

[DieVoGel6949]

have you always wanted to party but can’t seem to find them

Simple step by step guide

1.go to club
2.get drunk
2.since ur drunk you’ll be NT af
3. Make friends
4.get them to add you to a party group chat on snap(they exist everywhere)
5.profit

Infinite access to party planet he’s part is it works even for subhuman non ntcels

@ey88 @chudlite @cromagnon

Alcohol helps with inhib. If you're genuinely autistic and socially retarded it's over.

 

[Deleted member 73697]

have you always wanted to party but can’t seem to find them

Simple step by step guide

1.go to club
2.get drunk
2.since ur drunk you’ll be NT af
3. Make friends
4.get them to add you to a party group chat on snap(they exist everywhere)
5.profit

Infinite access to party planet he’s part is it works even for subhuman non ntcels

@ey88 @chudlite @cromagnon

i can’t get into clubs

im 19 but i look 16

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

i can’t get into clubs

im 19 but i look 16

lol carry ur ID

 

[brownmutt42]

3. Make friends

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

It’s easy af when drunk

 

[7"L×6"G currymaxxer]

have you always wanted to party but can’t seem to find them

Simple step by step guide

1.go to club
2.get drunk
2.since ur drunk you’ll be NT af
3. Make friends
4.get them to add you to a party group chat on snap(they exist everywhere)
5.profit

Infinite access to party planet he’s part is it works even for subhuman non ntcels

@ey88 @chudlite @cromagnon

Tag me from now on

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Tag me from now on

I tried but it ur name didn’t show up

 

[brownmutt42]

It’s easy af when drunk

Not when you’re socially fucked

 

[trench]

and i just end up standing in the corner doing nothing

 

[castizo_ascender]

have you always wanted to party but can’t seem to find them

Simple step by step guide

1.go to club
2.get drunk
3.since ur drunk you’ll be NT af
4.Make friends
5.get them to add you to a party group chat on snap(they exist everywhere)
6.profit

Infinite access to party planet he’s part is it works even for subhuman non ntcels

@ey88 @chudlite @cromagnon

should try this tbh. as a heightfrauded high mtn it should go fine

 

[DarkAscender]

1.go to club
4.Make friends
5.get them to add you to a party group chat on snap(they exist everywhere)

this is very hard if ur not some social butterfly

hitting the club shitfaced solo is prob better than rotting at home tho

 

[Deleted member 73697]

lol carry ur ID

in jewmerica you need to be 21 to drink

btw i dont even like partying so it’s fine

im a formal man who wishes for a family

 

[White_Bwoi]

True.
Im even "known" for this tbh, I don't know irl any other person that can literally go alone to a club/pub and 'make friends' a.k.a try to steal the chicks.. Many times it worked out fine, but I'm getting too old to larp as some unhinged student, and it start to look sad, so this 'season' I need a wingman or even some oofy doofy buddy to have alibi..
The / snapchat /part is alien to me, im' too old for this shit.
Unfortunately I also reach a point of no return because I was drinking "for NT" way too much on these kind of adventures, and what gives that I actually woke up in some chicks bed, when I don't remember shit? Scary stuff, better to have some 'backup' and maybe ill smoke a joint or pop some pregabalin for nt & maybe sipp some drink longer to not get fucked up... Some HQNP girls these days don't even drink & I made a fool of myself couple times when the girl initially fucking liked me
rant over

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

in jewmerica you need to be 21 to drink

btw i dont even like partying so it’s fine

im a formal man who wishes for a family

I love drugs alcohol and partying because it’s a distraction

 

[Deleted member 73697]

I love drugs alcohol and partying because it’s a distraction

i think if them as a fun waste of time, like when i get out my sudoku notebook and snap back to conscience 3 hours and a headache later

 

[cromagnon]

have you always wanted to party but can’t seem to find them

Simple step by step guide

1.go to club
2.get drunk
3.since ur drunk you’ll be NT af
4.Make friends
5.get them to add you to a party group chat on snap(they exist everywhere)
6.profit

Infinite access to party planet he’s part is it works even for subhuman non ntcels

@ey88 @chudlite @cromagnon

i thought it said panties at first