how to fraud dih size while slaying

[perfection is law]

i figured out how to fraud ur dih size even with a woman that you plan on sleeping with, simply buy a hyper realistic 9 inch dildo and keep it with you without her seeing it somehow, then when you are about to fuck her, make sure you do it in doggy position so she doesnt see and then do everything you can to make it seem as realistic as possible while you jerk yourself off and then when u cum put the dildo away and put on your pants very quickly and if she asks why you put your pants back on so fast just tell her that you were cold or some shit. let me know what you guys think of this method, i think its really good but its obviously only good for slaying and not LTR.

 

[averagenormie]

It's not like she doesn't feel that the dildo is cold or never tried actual dick, this method is cope

 

[perfection is law]

It's not like she doesn't feel that the dildo is cold or never tried actual dick, this method is cope

u could put it in a bag to keep it warm also its gonna be hyper realistic so she wouldnt be able to tell the difference

 

[not__cel]

So you don’t even get to fuck her what type of cuckery is this shit

 

[RecessedCels]

What's the point?

 

[StacyRepellent]

So you don’t even get to fuck her what type of cuckery is this shit

 

[perfection is law]

this is only necessary for micropenis cels

 

[not__cel]

this is only necessary for micropenis cels

Nigger it’s necessary for NO ONE how is this better than a circlejerk, even in a circlejerk it’s someone else’s hand

 

[perfection is law]

Nigger it’s necessary for NO ONE how is this better than a circlejerk, even in a circlejerk it’s someone else’s hand

cuz if ur sub 4 inches while hard u shouldnt even show it to anybody jfl

 

[kwjqxlw99]

Or you can get one of those fake dicks that you attach to your dick and it looks just like a real one. Athletes use them to pass drug tests.

 

[Xangsane is SHIT]

High IQ

 

[AsymmetricalCel]

i figured out how to fraud ur dih size even with a woman that you plan on sleeping with, simply buy a hyper realistic 9 inch dildo and keep it with you without her seeing it somehow, then when you are about to fuck her, make sure you do it in doggy position so she doesnt see and then do everything you can to make it seem as realistic as possible while you jerk yourself off and then when u cum put the dildo away and put on your pants very quickly and if she asks why you put your pants back on so fast just tell her that you were cold or some shit. let me know what you guys think of this method, i think its really good but its obviously only good for slaying and not LTR.

If she cared that much about dihh size to where you have to use a fucking dildo and cant even have sex with her why even want to slay her?

 

[LTNinAgartha_]

i figured out how to fraud ur dih size even with a woman that you plan on sleeping with, simply buy a hyper realistic 9 inch dildo and keep it with you without her seeing it somehow, then when you are about to fuck her, make sure you do it in doggy position so she doesnt see and then do everything you can to make it seem as realistic as possible while you jerk yourself off and then when u cum put the dildo away and put on your pants very quickly and if she asks why you put your pants back on so fast just tell her that you were cold or some shit. let me know what you guys think of this method, i think its really good but its obviously only good for slaying and not LTR.

ur a fucking incel

 

[perfection is law]

ur a fucking incel

it was a joke + stop necroposting

 

[pope]

It's not like she doesn't feel that the dildo is cold or never tried actual dick, this method is cope

Warm it up in the microwave before use

 

[LTNinAgartha_]

it was a joke + stop necroposting

yea been getting the boot for necromancing but i honestly just dont look at the date jfl