
itzyaboyJJ
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I get yall mfs asking me all the time how I fraud so much height up to 4-6inches, so imma just go over everything I do here today.
First thing I want you niggas to do is throw away all your pants and switch to baggy loose pants so no shorts, here are some examples.
Ok now that you have pants like these, you need shoes that are gonna boost your height, imma need you niggas to stop coping with muh airmaxes cause you only gonna be able to fit 1 inch lift in there and get 2 inches total which makes no difference.
Here are shoes that are gonna give 3-4 inches in height with lifts.
Combined with lifts your gonna get 3-4 inches total height with these shoes, not muh 2 inches a lot of niggers cope with that make no difference lol!
“But”
“But”
“But jay jay, what happens when I take off my shoes ?????”
OMG NIGGER LOL THINK THINKKKKK
You use sock lifts so that when you take them off you don’t lose the height your frauding aight my man.
I also recommend if your staying over someone’s house or you are slaying a chick wink wink
you bring some height boosting slippers like these.
Some bonus shit to fraud even more
Standing on tippy toes with your lifts and shoes
+1 inch
larping about your height
+1 or 2 inches
Stretching/fixing posture and supplementing glucosamine, not really a “larp” but adds like a inch so eh”
Ok so now that you’ve done everything in this thread you have or will soon gained 6-7 inches in height yay nigger yay !!!!!!!!
Now stop complaing about being a Manlet and ascend!
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@Saint Casanova
@greycel
@ltncurry
@lestoa
@Jonas2k7
I get yall mfs asking me all the time how I fraud so much height up to 4-6inches, so imma just go over everything I do here today.

First thing I want you niggas to do is throw away all your pants and switch to baggy loose pants so no shorts, here are some examples.



Ok now that you have pants like these, you need shoes that are gonna boost your height, imma need you niggas to stop coping with muh airmaxes cause you only gonna be able to fit 1 inch lift in there and get 2 inches total which makes no difference.
Here are shoes that are gonna give 3-4 inches in height with lifts.



Combined with lifts your gonna get 3-4 inches total height with these shoes, not muh 2 inches a lot of niggers cope with that make no difference lol!
“But”
“But”
“But jay jay, what happens when I take off my shoes ?????”



OMG NIGGER LOL THINK THINKKKKK

You use sock lifts so that when you take them off you don’t lose the height your frauding aight my man.
I also recommend if your staying over someone’s house or you are slaying a chick wink wink


Some bonus shit to fraud even more

Standing on tippy toes with your lifts and shoes
+1 inch

larping about your height
+1 or 2 inches

Stretching/fixing posture and supplementing glucosamine, not really a “larp” but adds like a inch so eh”

Ok so now that you’ve done everything in this thread you have or will soon gained 6-7 inches in height yay nigger yay !!!!!!!!
Now stop complaing about being a Manlet and ascend!
Tags
@Saint Casanova
@greycel
@ltncurry
@lestoa
@Jonas2k7
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