how to get a chad dick (after puberty)

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if you have a normie base you can easily get a htn dick the competition is non existent (except for niggers bbc´s). this will be a short but effective thread. What ppl don't realize is that its not only about size, i will go thru every dick max i know so your dick will impress women, lets get in to it

size methods that work: size is what matters most ofc, but how do you grow your penis? dick pumps work but make sure to not blow out your penis, always use air dick pumps instead of water dick pumps many ppl have gotten penis injuries from both but most from water pumps. before you you fuck a girl or take a dick pic use the dick pump before and you will get a pump, your dick will look bigger.

aroma and smell: so this is the easiest dick max to do, just shower and trim down there. but if you wanna take it up a notch you can use deodorant or perfume before you fuck a girl or suspect you will get play when you go out, i do recommend spray deodorant works the best. Also when jerking off don't cum on your balls, penis or dick hair.

hair maxx: so most girls do not actually like bald dicks but you have to trim it often. the perfect hair length is like Ian sumerholds beard on your dick (i will show a pic down somewhere). cutting your dick hair will make it look a lil bigger and smell better and your dick WILL mog.


frauding big penis: frauding a big penis in public is mad easy. so the only 2 methods to fraud it in public, using gray sweatpants will help a lil if you already have a big dick but what will help US with small penises? idk what the name is but i will show a pic down somewhere. how do you fraud in bed then? if you have a micro penis you can use this but you wont feel any pleasure you can have a dildo or a strap on and fuck the girl in the dark if you do this you can jerkoff at the same time you fake fuck her.

copes: stretching the suspensory ligament, dickups, no fap, any dick training.

i hope this helped and tell me if a missed something:owo:
 
Thanks for the one about aroma and smell dude, I never thought of that, will start showering it
 
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TLDR: take showers, change your underwear, and practice the most basic hygiene known to man.
 
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Thanks for the one about aroma and smell dude, I never thought of that, will start showering it
Literally scraping off the cheese as I type. OP is a genius!!
 
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if you have a normie base you can easily get a htn dick the competition is non existent (except for niggers bbc´s). this will be a short but effective thread. What ppl don't realize is that its not only about size, i will go thru every dick max i know so your dick will impress women, lets get in to it

size methods that work: size is what matters most ofc, but how do you grow your penis? dick pumps work but make sure to not blow out your penis, always use air dick pumps instead of water dick pumps many ppl have gotten penis injuries from both but most from water pumps. before you you fuck a girl or take a dick pic use the dick pump before and you will get a pump, your dick will look bigger.

aroma and smell: so this is the easiest dick max to do, just shower and trim down there. but if you wanna take it up a notch you can use deodorant or perfume before you fuck a girl or suspect you will get play when you go out, i do recommend spray deodorant works the best. Also when jerking off don't cum on your balls, penis or dick hair.

hair maxx: so most girls do not actually like bald dicks but you have to trim it often. the perfect hair length is like Ian sumerholds beard on your dick (i will show a pic down somewhere). cutting your dick hair will make it look a lil bigger and smell better and your dick WILL mog.


frauding big penis: frauding a big penis in public is mad easy. so the only 2 methods to fraud it in public, using gray sweatpants will help a lil if you already have a big dick but what will help US with small penises? idk what the name is but i will show a pic down somewhere. how do you fraud in bed then? if you have a micro penis you can use this but you wont feel any pleasure you can have a dildo or a strap on and fuck the girl in the dark if you do this you can jerkoff at the same time you fake fuck her.

copes: stretching the suspensory ligament, dickups, no fap, any dick training.

i hope this helped and tell me if a missed something:owo:
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idk about test since ai is risky
 
The best you can do is getting a dick pump 30m before and hope 4 the best bro
 
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Did this nigga just say to fuck a girl with a dildo in the dark because your cock is small? are you a cuck?
 
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if you have a normie base you can easily get a htn dick the competition is non existent (except for niggers bbc´s). this will be a short but effective thread. What ppl don't realize is that its not only about size, i will go thru every dick max i know so your dick will impress women, lets get in to it

size methods that work: size is what matters most ofc, but how do you grow your penis? dick pumps work but make sure to not blow out your penis, always use air dick pumps instead of water dick pumps many ppl have gotten penis injuries from both but most from water pumps. before you you fuck a girl or take a dick pic use the dick pump before and you will get a pump, your dick will look bigger.

aroma and smell: so this is the easiest dick max to do, just shower and trim down there. but if you wanna take it up a notch you can use deodorant or perfume before you fuck a girl or suspect you will get play when you go out, i do recommend spray deodorant works the best. Also when jerking off don't cum on your balls, penis or dick hair.

hair maxx: so most girls do not actually like bald dicks but you have to trim it often. the perfect hair length is like Ian sumerholds beard on your dick (i will show a pic down somewhere). cutting your dick hair will make it look a lil bigger and smell better and your dick WILL mog.


frauding big penis: frauding a big penis in public is mad easy. so the only 2 methods to fraud it in public, using gray sweatpants will help a lil if you already have a big dick but what will help US with small penises? idk what the name is but i will show a pic down somewhere. how do you fraud in bed then? if you have a micro penis you can use this but you wont feel any pleasure you can have a dildo or a strap on and fuck the girl in the dark if you do this you can jerkoff at the same time you fake fuck her.

copes: stretching the suspensory ligament, dickups, no fap, any dick training.

i hope this helped and tell me if a missed something:owo:
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Real food niggers not like American burgers :love:
 
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lol @ ur small dick
 
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if you have a normie base you can easily get a htn dick the competition is non existent (except for niggers bbc´s). this will be a short but effective thread. What ppl don't realize is that its not only about size, i will go thru every dick max i know so your dick will impress women, lets get in to it

size methods that work: size is what matters most ofc, but how do you grow your penis? dick pumps work but make sure to not blow out your penis, always use air dick pumps instead of water dick pumps many ppl have gotten penis injuries from both but most from water pumps. before you you fuck a girl or take a dick pic use the dick pump before and you will get a pump, your dick will look bigger.

aroma and smell: so this is the easiest dick max to do, just shower and trim down there. but if you wanna take it up a notch you can use deodorant or perfume before you fuck a girl or suspect you will get play when you go out, i do recommend spray deodorant works the best. Also when jerking off don't cum on your balls, penis or dick hair.

hair maxx: so most girls do not actually like bald dicks but you have to trim it often. the perfect hair length is like Ian sumerholds beard on your dick (i will show a pic down somewhere). cutting your dick hair will make it look a lil bigger and smell better and your dick WILL mog.


frauding big penis: frauding a big penis in public is mad easy. so the only 2 methods to fraud it in public, using gray sweatpants will help a lil if you already have a big dick but what will help US with small penises? idk what the name is but i will show a pic down somewhere. how do you fraud in bed then? if you have a micro penis you can use this but you wont feel any pleasure you can have a dildo or a strap on and fuck the girl in the dark if you do this you can jerkoff at the same time you fake fuck her.

copes: stretching the suspensory ligament, dickups, no fap, any dick training.

i hope this helped and tell me if a missed something:owo:
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if you have a normie base you can easily get a htn dick the competition is non existent (except for niggers bbc´s). this will be a short but effective thread. What ppl don't realize is that its not only about size, i will go thru every dick max i know so your dick will impress women, lets get in to it

size methods that work: size is what matters most ofc, but how do you grow your penis? dick pumps work but make sure to not blow out your penis, always use air dick pumps instead of water dick pumps many ppl have gotten penis injuries from both but most from water pumps. before you you fuck a girl or take a dick pic use the dick pump before and you will get a pump, your dick will look bigger.

aroma and smell: so this is the easiest dick max to do, just shower and trim down there. but if you wanna take it up a notch you can use deodorant or perfume before you fuck a girl or suspect you will get play when you go out, i do recommend spray deodorant works the best. Also when jerking off don't cum on your balls, penis or dick hair.

hair maxx: so most girls do not actually like bald dicks but you have to trim it often. the perfect hair length is like Ian sumerholds beard on your dick (i will show a pic down somewhere). cutting your dick hair will make it look a lil bigger and smell better and your dick WILL mog.


frauding big penis: frauding a big penis in public is mad easy. so the only 2 methods to fraud it in public, using gray sweatpants will help a lil if you already have a big dick but what will help US with small penises? idk what the name is but i will show a pic down somewhere. how do you fraud in bed then? if you have a micro penis you can use this but you wont feel any pleasure you can have a dildo or a strap on and fuck the girl in the dark if you do this you can jerkoff at the same time you fake fuck her.

copes: stretching the suspensory ligament, dickups, no fap, any dick training.

i hope this helped and tell me if a missed something:owo:
If you have a micropenis, you could fuck the girl with a dildo and you could also simultaneously fuck her in her ass with your micropenis.In that way, you will enjoy too and the chick will think that you are fucking and fingering her.
 
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If you have a micropenis, you could fuck the girl with a dildo and you could also simultaneously fuck her in her ass with your micropenis.In that way, you will enjoy too and the chick will think that you are fucking and fingering her.
Damn I am really autistic
 
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bro said dick training is cope but did he really commit 🧐
 
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If you have a micropenis, you could fuck the girl with a dildo and you could also simultaneously fuck her in her ass with your micropenis.In that way, you will enjoy too and the chick will think that you are fucking and fingering her.
yo acctually relly smart bru
 
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doesn't matter what you do, your wife will see your micro penis anyways. reincarnate smallcockcel
 
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if you have a normie base you can easily get a htn dick the competition is non existent (except for niggers bbc´s). this will be a short but effective thread. What ppl don't realize is that its not only about size, i will go thru every dick max i know so your dick will impress women, lets get in to it

size methods that work: size is what matters most ofc, but how do you grow your penis? dick pumps work but make sure to not blow out your penis, always use air dick pumps instead of water dick pumps many ppl have gotten penis injuries from both but most from water pumps. before you you fuck a girl or take a dick pic use the dick pump before and you will get a pump, your dick will look bigger.

aroma and smell: so this is the easiest dick max to do, just shower and trim down there. but if you wanna take it up a notch you can use deodorant or perfume before you fuck a girl or suspect you will get play when you go out, i do recommend spray deodorant works the best. Also when jerking off don't cum on your balls, penis or dick hair.

hair maxx: so most girls do not actually like bald dicks but you have to trim it often. the perfect hair length is like Ian sumerholds beard on your dick (i will show a pic down somewhere). cutting your dick hair will make it look a lil bigger and smell better and your dick WILL mog.


frauding big penis: frauding a big penis in public is mad easy. so the only 2 methods to fraud it in public, using gray sweatpants will help a lil if you already have a big dick but what will help US with small penises? idk what the name is but i will show a pic down somewhere. how do you fraud in bed then? if you have a micro penis you can use this but you wont feel any pleasure you can have a dildo or a strap on and fuck the girl in the dark if you do this you can jerkoff at the same time you fake fuck her.

copes: stretching the suspensory ligament, dickups, no fap, any dick training.

i hope this helped and tell me if a missed something:owo:
Your teaching niggas how to get a chads dick now?
 
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