How to get a gf

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Iam deadass serious i cant take this anymore
 
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Kys use a question mark next time I thought this was a tutorial
 
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1. be at least high mtn
2. go socialise
 
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1. be at least high mtn
2. go socialise
iam high mtn, prob even htn and 6ft1
iam completely mentally ill, how can i cope. Also, i get brutally mogged here and the competition is so high.
Kys use a question mark next time I thought this was a tutorial
jesus calm down
 
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If you're not NT it's impossible
 
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its pretty easy especially in 2024, but obv if your standards are virgin/htb youre out of luck
 
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If you're not NT it's impossible
I have chronic depression, extreme mood swings, i get angry at everything and i have extreme ocd

Atleast i dont have autism. Do you still think i can cope with nt drugs ?

Iam 6ft1 and high mtn - low htn
 
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its pretty easy especially in 2024, but obv if your standards are virgin/htb youre out of luck
i would love to have a virgin mtb

nigger it makes me so fucking angry, i just dont want a used up hole
 
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i would love to have a virgin mtb

nigger it makes me so fucking angry, i just dont want a used up hole
how old are u
 
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I have chronic depression, extreme mood swings, i get angry at everything and i have extreme ocd

Atleast i dont have autism. Do you still think i can cope with nt drugs ?

Iam 6ft1 and high mtn - low htn
I don't know man, I also suffer from bad depression, extreme anxiety, OCD and I have zero charisma and I give off extreme low status vibes

It's over for me, so I can't really give you any advice because I'm in the same situation
 
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I don't know man, I also suffer from bad depression, extreme anxiety, OCD and I have zero charisma and I give off extreme low status vibes

It's over for me, so I can't really give you any advice because I'm in the same situation
iam fucked
honestly i dont see a fucking point in all of this anymore

will do some looksmaxxes and when i then still dont pull i will kill myself
 
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iam fucked
honestly i dont see a fucking point in all of this anymore

will do some looksmaxxes and when i then still dont pull i will kill myself
Me reading this as a 5'8 subhuman :feelswhy::feelsuhh:
 
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start wageslaving for surgerys and spam softmaxxes
its so fucking over :feelswah::feelswah:
bro youre a fakecel you literally 6'1 and htn kys
 
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1) Be Chad (Become good looking on the level of prime amnesia.). LeanMax, MusceMax, SkinMax, Anti-Age Max, Eyebrow Max, Eyecolor with colored contacts, Hair Max (Hair system if you need it), SurgeryMax
2) Make a high income (Very important)
3) Hire a photographer and take pictures in exotic places around the world to show you are high income, insinuating that you'll pay for a woman to travel with you.
4) Take one picture by your mansion pool or in your in your yacht.
5) Sign up for tinder and post pictures
6) Schedule regular dates until a girl wants to be your girlfriend. (You'll be learning social and dating skills on these dates)
7) After each date, write down how it went, and brain storm strategies to try for a better date in the future.


Guaranteed girlfriend. Nothing else is guaranteed.
 
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i got 17 a few months ago and iam in my last year at high school
not too bad, just abandon the bp mentality that foids would spread their legs instantly if they found you attractive enough, this is only true for chad/whores. If you try you have a solid chance, if youre really non nt irl you could use discord or tiktok but high chance youll get a giga e-whore with this method
 
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iam fucked
honestly i dont see a fucking point in all of this anymore

will do some looksmaxxes and when i then still dont pull i will kill myself
I have accepted by fate and I'm pursuing a life of celibacy/semen retention and working on myself by looksmaxxing, learning martial arts, researching interesting shit like hidden knowledge or forbidden history, etc

Life doesn't have to revolve around pussy, just find your niche and purpose and focus on that
 
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1) Be Chad (Become good looking on the level of prime amnesia.). LeanMax, MusceMax, SkinMax, Anti-Age Max, Eyebrow Max, Eyecolor with colored contacts, Hair Max (Hair system if you need it), SurgeryMax
2) Make a high income (Very important)
3) Hire a photographer and take pictures in exotic places around the world to show you are high income, and that insinuating that you'll pay for a woman to travel with you.
4) Take one picture by your mansion pool or in your yacht.
5) Sign up for tinder and post pictures
6) Schedule regular dates until a girl wants to be your girlfriend. (You'll be learning social and dating skills on these dates)
7) After each date, write down how it went, and brain storm strategies to try for a better date in the future.


Guaranteed girlfriend. Nothing else is guaranteed.
You don’t need to be Chad lol
 
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Life doesn't have to revolve around pussy, just find your niche and purpose and focus on that
its all about this fucking stinky hole
 
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hahahahshjkahjkashhjkahahhahhaahhahahhahahahhahahahahha
fakecel don't complain when you have it so much better than us😢
 
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Nah man, trust me there's so much to live for aside from women
for example ?

i have lots of hobbys, but it just doesnt fullfill me
 
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for example ?

i have lots of hobbys, but it just doesnt fullfill me
Religion is a good start, I'm a Muslim myself. You also have family, pets like cats or dogs, working on something grand like building a project, inventing something or researching

You need semen retention though to give you the energy, drive and motivation to push forward
 
idk man my main doubt is how you meet them in the first place. from there to actually being ur gf i can imagine but how u meet them in the first place is the thing i dont understand
 
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Have you seen ugly people in your area in a couple? I have. Like you, I’m not troubled in looks or height department.
 
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My nigga please stop. If you're 6'1 and have a 5/10 face minimum. Just fucking dont look like a basement dweller. Legit just have good hygiene and wear the most plain normiest clothes possible(Dont approach girls shirtless like i used to) and go find the nearest mtb foid without a guy and ask her out. Keep doing it and make sure to change locations.(So you dont get arrested. If yk a girl doesnt want you just go away.)
 
Nah man, trust me there's so much to live for aside from women
I like hairless white pink virgin tight pussies. Not some black whores loose pussy with 10 STDs
 
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Iam deadass serious i cant take this anymore
Easy 8 step plan:

Step 1) Unironically personality can matter (don’t rep with JFL I stg) Be either decent looking and enjoyable personality, or be good looking and have at minimum a bearable personality and if you mog hard personality becomes much more insignificant (but not completely insignificant)

Step 2) Once you fit one of the above categories you literally just talk to them like a friend, but make it known you’re attracted to them by complimenting how they look, their smile, how they smell etc. stuff you wouldn’t say to a regular female friend, this where it gets brutal for the non nt users

Step 3) After doing step 2 for a few weeks (2-5) just ask them if they want to go on a date or chill at your place, since you want a gf date is the way to go and it overall has a higher success rate than asking to come over (aka come to my crib and lets fuck, brutal bc this alone works for chad and tyrone)

Step 4) They’ll probably say yes in which case take them bowling, elite first date spot and cheap as well so it won’t vaporise your pockets. If they say they can’t make it on x day of the week, ask her if she’d want to go another time but if its not an immediate yes/she doesn’t tell you what times/days she is free, she either doesn’t want you at all or not that badly and you should not waste your time on her either way. If she seems reluctant or asks who else going etc. then you’re cooked.

Step 5) Rinse and repeat step 3-4 (but go on dates more often than every 3 weeks if you can and obviously treat her more and more like a partner as time goes on), do that for at least another month and a half, then ask her to come over to your place, if she makes an excuse
Then wait for like 2-4 weeks and if she says no again she does not want you lil bro

Step 6) When she’s at your place whatever happens happens, if you fuck you fuck, if you only kiss like on dates then you only kiss, a lot of girls aren’t willing to give it up first link, so if she doesn’t let you hit thats not necessarily a bad sign

Step 7) Spam dates and links for like a month or two until you eventually feel like asking her to be your gf, by this point if she should really want you and you shouldn’t have to worry about competition since she’s probably not talking to other guys anymore. You’re lowkey under no pressure here, but don’t take too long bc even though she might not be entertaining them, other niggas will still be shooting their shot

Step 8) Ask her. She will literally say yes bro

Pretty easy, only thing is ntpill and dickpill are brutal, ntpill is self-explanatory, but dickpill is terrible for dickcels :lul::lul:

Inb4 “Tales…” this shit works if you aren’t retarded
 
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Easy 8 step plan:

Step 1) Unironically personality can matter (don’t rep with JFL I stg) Be either decent looking and enjoyable personality, or be good looking and have at minimum a bearable personality and if you mog hard personality becomes much more insignificant (but not completely insignificant)

Step 2) Once you fit one of the above categories you literally just talk to them like a friend, but make it known you’re attracted to them by complimenting how they look, their smile, how they smell etc. stuff you wouldn’t say to a regular female friend, this where it gets brutal for the non nt users

Step 3) After doing step 2 for a few weeks (2-5) just ask them if they want to go on a date or chill at your place, since you want a gf date is the way to go and it overall has a higher success rate than asking to come over (aka come to my crib and lets fuck, brutal bc this alone works for chad and tyrone)

Step 4) They’ll probably say yes in which case take them bowling, elite first date spot and cheap as well so it won’t vaporise your pockets. If they say they can’t make it on x day of the week, ask her if she’d want to go another time but if its not an immediate yes/she doesn’t tell you what times/days she is free, she either doesn’t want you at all or not that badly and you should not waste your time on her either way. If she seems reluctant or asks who else going etc. then you’re cooked.

Step 5) Rinse and repeat step 3-4 (but go on dates more often than every 3 weeks if you can and obviously treat her more and more like a partner as time goes on), do that for at least another month and a half, then ask her to come over to your place, if she makes an excuse
Then wait for like 2-4 weeks and if she says no again she does not want you lil bro

Step 6) When she’s at your place whatever happens happens, if you fuck you fuck, if you only kiss like on dates then you only kiss, a lot of girls aren’t willing to give it up first link, so if she doesn’t let you hit thats not necessarily a bad sign

Step 7) Spam dates and links for like a month or two until you eventually feel like asking her to be your gf, by this point if she should really want you and you shouldn’t have to worry about competition since she’s probably not talking to other guys anymore. You’re lowkey under no pressure here, but don’t take too long bc even though she might not be entertaining them, other niggas will still be shooting their shot

Step 8) Ask her. She will literally say yes bro

Pretty easy, only thing is ntpill and dickpill are brutal, ntpill is self-explanatory, but dickpill is terrible for dickcels :lul::lul:

Inb4 “Tales…” this shit works if you aren’t retarded
iam caging so hard @ this
Wtf are you even talking about
 
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My nigga please stop. If you're 6'1 and have a 5/10 face minimum. Just fucking dont look like a basement dweller. Legit just have good hygiene and wear the most plain normiest clothes possible(Dont approach girls shirtless like i used to) and go find the nearest mtb foid without a guy and ask her out. Keep doing it and make sure to change locations.(So you dont get arrested. If yk a girl doesnt want you just go away.)
what a bluepill cope

instead of telling me this bullshit send me giant.implants email and phone number
 
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Iam deadass serious i cant take this anymore
if you are not low inhib and nt its near impossible you need to be chad to find a gf while being autistic
 
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if you are not low inhib and nt its near impossible you need to be chad to find a gf while being autistic
I have chronic depression, extreme mood swings, i get angry at everything and i have extreme ocd

Atleast i dont have autism. Do you still think i can cope with nt drugs ?
 
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nigga get some fucking therapy then im deadass serious
 
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nigga get some fucking therapy then im deadass serious
iam already in, i had 4 sessions and it doesnt help

she yaps some random shit and it doesnt even makes fucking sense

i just need to ascend with my looks everything is going to be okay then

a black and orange cat laying next to each other on a couch
 
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Easy 8 step plan:

Step 1) Unironically personality can matter (don’t rep with JFL I stg) Be either decent looking and enjoyable personality, or be good looking and have at minimum a bearable personality and if you mog hard personality becomes much more insignificant (but not completely insignificant)

Step 2) Once you fit one of the above categories you literally just talk to them like a friend, but make it known you’re attracted to them by complimenting how they look, their smile, how they smell etc. stuff you wouldn’t say to a regular female friend, this where it gets brutal for the non nt users

Step 3) After doing step 2 for a few weeks (2-5) just ask them if they want to go on a date or chill at your place, since you want a gf date is the way to go and it overall has a higher success rate than asking to come over (aka come to my crib and lets fuck, brutal bc this alone works for chad and tyrone)

Step 4) They’ll probably say yes in which case take them bowling, elite first date spot and cheap as well so it won’t vaporise your pockets. If they say they can’t make it on x day of the week, ask her if she’d want to go another time but if its not an immediate yes/she doesn’t tell you what times/days she is free, she either doesn’t want you at all or not that badly and you should not waste your time on her either way. If she seems reluctant or asks who else going etc. then you’re cooked.

Step 5) Rinse and repeat step 3-4 (but go on dates more often than every 3 weeks if you can and obviously treat her more and more like a partner as time goes on), do that for at least another month and a half, then ask her to come over to your place, if she makes an excuse
Then wait for like 2-4 weeks and if she says no again she does not want you lil bro

Step 6) When she’s at your place whatever happens happens, if you fuck you fuck, if you only kiss like on dates then you only kiss, a lot of girls aren’t willing to give it up first link, so if she doesn’t let you hit thats not necessarily a bad sign

Step 7) Spam dates and links for like a month or two until you eventually feel like asking her to be your gf, by this point if she should really want you and you shouldn’t have to worry about competition since she’s probably not talking to other guys anymore. You’re lowkey under no pressure here, but don’t take too long bc even though she might not be entertaining them, other niggas will still be shooting their shot

Step 8) Ask her. She will literally say yes bro

Pretty easy, only thing is ntpill and dickpill are brutal, ntpill is self-explanatory, but dickpill is terrible for dickcels :lul::lul:

Inb4 “Tales…” this shit works if you aren’t retarded

Personalitymaxxing is gonna be new meta
 
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iam already in, i had 4 sessions and it doesnt help

she yaps some random shit and it doesnt even makes fucking sense

i just need to ascend with my looks everything is going to be okay then

a black and orange cat laying next to each other on a couch
holy cope and keep going to therapy my guy in long term you will improve dw try to understand what your therapist says
 
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holy cope and keep going to therapy my guy in long term you will improve dw try to understand what your therapist says
what a bluepill cope

therapy is just another retarded cope
 
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nigga get some fucking therapy then im deadass serious
1. Therapists are scammer bluepilled retards
2. Only some therapists would help.
3. This nigga doesnt need therapy he just has to fuck some escorts and numb himself away or actually get a life then he might find a meaningful relationship assuming hes not a subhuman
 
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holy cope and keep going to therapy my guy in long term you will improve dw try to understand what your therapist says
Muh therapy saar.

If you're subhuman. Either rope or cope till you become a truecel
If you're MTN and you actually have chances go get a fucking life nigger and find a meaningful relationship or take the fuckboy route if you ascend
If you're HTN just enjoy life unless you're retarded
Never get therapy.
 
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Download turbo and go meet girls ur age it’s pretty simple if you have enough looks
 
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