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So your tired of reading all those boring BOTB threads that claim to help lose body weight or grow taller? Well im here to help YOU tackle the root of your problem
Now theres 3 Levels of difficulty Hard, Nightmare, and itovER tier
Level 1: Hard
At this level you will need AT LEAST a HTN+ face
all you have to do is walk up to a girl at minimum 1 point uglier than you and say ''hey I thought you were cute whats your snap''
The uglier girl you go after the higher the odds you get a GF
It also helps if your popular and tall (water)
Even at this level you will STILL get rejected so dont over think it
Most women are whores and DGAF if you ask them out
'(some HTN+ examples)
Level 2: Nightmare
This level is for all my MTNs
At this level you will be kinda screwed (depending on age)
if your in High school its not over however if your not then it gets really hard
HIGH SCHOOL
Your going to wanna ONLY to warm approaches
if you dont do warm approaches then the odds of you getting rejected shoot up to 85%+
Your going to wanna be hitting on the LTBs with body halo for maximum return
ofc being popular or being good at football (UScels) will help ALOT
NOT In HIGH SCHOOL
download tinder and get a obese femcel GF
or
Go to some club where they can barely see your face and slay
either way you will not being get a GF at this level (looksmatch)
unless you betabux + jestermaxxing
Level 3: itsovER
This is for my LTNs and truecels
there 2 ways you can get a GF
if your still in High school you probably wont get one fr
If your not theres 2 ways tho
1 Geomax to Philippians and date some MTB gook from the slums (Tondo)
or
Become a multimillionaire and betabux like Grant Cardone did
Those are your ONLY OPTIONS
(Btw this thread was written by a 14yo whos never had gf so take all of this with a grain of salt)
@Carbine @ey88 @nathan @Pikabro
Now theres 3 Levels of difficulty Hard, Nightmare, and itovER tier
Level 1: Hard
At this level you will need AT LEAST a HTN+ face
all you have to do is walk up to a girl at minimum 1 point uglier than you and say ''hey I thought you were cute whats your snap''
The uglier girl you go after the higher the odds you get a GF
It also helps if your popular and tall (water)
Even at this level you will STILL get rejected so dont over think it
Most women are whores and DGAF if you ask them out
'(some HTN+ examples)
Level 2: Nightmare
This level is for all my MTNs
At this level you will be kinda screwed (depending on age)
if your in High school its not over however if your not then it gets really hard
HIGH SCHOOL
Your going to wanna ONLY to warm approaches
if you dont do warm approaches then the odds of you getting rejected shoot up to 85%+
Your going to wanna be hitting on the LTBs with body halo for maximum return
ofc being popular or being good at football (UScels) will help ALOT
NOT In HIGH SCHOOL
download tinder and get a obese femcel GF
or
Go to some club where they can barely see your face and slay
either way you will not being get a GF at this level (looksmatch)
unless you betabux + jestermaxxing
Level 3: itsovER
This is for my LTNs and truecels
there 2 ways you can get a GF
if your still in High school you probably wont get one fr
If your not theres 2 ways tho
1 Geomax to Philippians and date some MTB gook from the slums (Tondo)
or
Become a multimillionaire and betabux like Grant Cardone did
Those are your ONLY OPTIONS
(Btw this thread was written by a 14yo whos never had gf so take all of this with a grain of salt)
@Carbine @ey88 @nathan @Pikabro