How To Get a GF

[CopiumX]

So your tired of reading all those boring BOTB threads that claim to help lose body weight or grow taller? Well im here to help YOU tackle the root of your problem

Now theres 3 Levels of difficulty Hard, Nightmare, and itovER tier


Level 1: Hard
At this level you will need AT LEAST a HTN+ face

all you have to do is walk up to a girl at minimum 1 point uglier than you and say ''hey I thought you were cute whats your snap''


The uglier girl you go after the higher the odds you get a GF

It also helps if your popular and tall (water)

Even at this level you will STILL get rejected so dont over think it

Most women are whores and DGAF if you ask them out

'(some HTN+ examples)

Level 2: Nightmare
This level is for all my MTNs
At this level you will be kinda screwed (depending on age)

if your in High school its not over however if your not then it gets really hard

HIGH SCHOOL

Your going to wanna ONLY to warm approaches
if you dont do warm approaches then the odds of you getting rejected shoot up to 85%+

Your going to wanna be hitting on the LTBs with body halo for maximum return

ofc being popular or being good at football (UScels) will help ALOT

NOT In HIGH SCHOOL

download tinder and get a obese femcel GF

or

Go to some club where they can barely see your face and slay

either way you will not being get a GF at this level (looksmatch)

unless you betabux + jestermaxxing

Level 3: itsovER

This is for my LTNs and truecels

there 2 ways you can get a GF

if your still in High school you probably wont get one fr

If your not theres 2 ways tho

1 Geomax to Philippians and date some MTB gook from the slums (Tondo)

or

Become a multimillionaire and betabux like Grant Cardone did

Those are your ONLY OPTIONS





(Btw this thread was written by a 14yo whos never had gf so take all of this with a grain of salt)

@Carbine @ey88 @nathan @Pikabro

 

[Deleted member 19442]

Just make imaginary one and you’re chillin

 

[fuxkdakikez]

go after insecure women

 

[IOS]

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[puffer234234]

Just make imaginary one and you’re chillin

People actually do ts btw with tulpas and reality shifting n shi lol

 

[CookieGuy]

This is easily one of the stupidest threads I’ve seen in my life. I’m a MTN Cutecel in highschool and I got approached by 2 ppl and got into relationships by being shy and doing literally nothing. In highschool it’s easy to get someone. Even if you are LTN I’d say there’s a good chance

 

[Deleted member 19442]

This is easily one of the stupidest threads I’ve seen in my life. I’m a MTN Cutecel in highschool and I got approached by 2 ppl and got into relationships by being shy and doing literally nothing. In highschool it’s easy to get someone. Even if you are LTN I’d say there’s a good chance

>MTN

Stopped reading there

 

[CookieGuy]

>MTN

Stopped reading there

Stopped reading where?

 

[CookieGuy]

Also Tom holland is Low HTN facially. But with a heigh failo.
Just putting that out there