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title. im 30 soon and never had a gf and i have a micro dick. which surgeries i need? :kys::kys::kys:
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title. im 30 soon and never had a gf and i have a micro dick. which surgeries i need? :kys::kys::kys:
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how many inches is micro dick 1 or 2 or 3???
 
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i'm KHHV never even had an IOI
 
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Join a church and share a testimony about the importance of virginity and the sanctity of marriage
 
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title. im 30 soon and never had a gf and i have a micro dick. which surgeries i need? :kys::kys::kys:
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you're 30 on here wtf?

hormone maxx (DHT, Prostaglandins, HGH, DHEA) for dick size

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and go talk to women, you should be able to improve your looks greatly from the amass on knowledge on this forum
 
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how many inches is micro dick 1 or 2 or 3???
bro what how are u a dick cel 6.5 inch dick u good cuh DM ME for best dick max not for length or anythign size but lasting longer not kegels btw way better can ull be able to cum 3 + times ina row without losing erection
if u want a longer and bigger dick here are my recomendations
1. Hang it with ur hand put weights ina grocery bag put the bag around ur wrist and hand around ur dick while watching tv
for thicker do angion method (can find on utube) after u get ur desired length
 
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you're 30 on here wtf?

hormone maxx (DHT, Prostaglandins, HGH, DHEA) for dick size

L-carnintine

and go talk to women, you should be able to improve your looks greatly from the amass on knowledge on this forum
yes im a complete failure how can i change this?
 
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bro what how are u a dick cel 6.5 inch dick u good cuh DM ME for best dick max not for length or anythign size but lasting longer not kegels btw way better can ull be able to cum 3 + times ina row without losing erection
if u want a longer and bigger dick here are my recomendations
1. Hang it with ur hand put weights ina grocery bag put the bag around ur wrist and hand around ur dick while watching tv
for thicker do angion method (can find on utube) after u get ur desired length
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Did these methods work for you?
 
bro what how are u a dick cel 6.5 inch dick u good cuh DM ME for best dick max not for length or anythign size but lasting longer not kegels btw way better can ull be able to cum 3 + times ina row without losing erection
if u want a longer and bigger dick here are my recomendations
1. Hang it with ur hand put weights ina grocery bag put the bag around ur wrist and hand around ur dick while watching tv
for thicker do angion method (can find on utube) after u get ur desired length
pm me your method bro. i feel like i have a micro dick looks very small
 
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Did these methods work for you?
im 15 and my dick is already 7.8 inches so im only doing the one that makes u cum more then once without losing erection
 
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im 15 and my dick is already 7.8 inches so im only doing the one that makes u cum more then once without losing erection
leave this forum nigga u will ruin your mental health at that age:feelskek:
 
bro your 30 , lower your standards already
 
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im 15 and my dick is already 7.8 inches so im only doing the one that makes u cum more then once without losing erection
7.8 wtf bruh.
 
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i don't want to fuck below becky:kys:
yeah we all don't want to smash beckies but at least get your dick licked for the experience my nigga , it's better than nothing
 
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Ignore all the bs here, go get a dick pump.
What’s your actual penis size though?
 
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size isnt that deep tbh. 4-5 inch + is fine.
 
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Ignore all the bs here, go get a dick pump.
What’s your actual penis size though?
i wrote my stats into my signature.

6.3 x 4.5:feelsrope::feelsrope: mushroom dick also with 5inch tip girth
 
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Idk I’m huge
 
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my life and my dick. i want a cute gf and a huge dick:feelsrope:
1) Raise your hormones (testosterone) and dopamine, you wont change ur life with this attitude

2) Read books and inform yourself

3) Sunbathe nude, yes sunbathe nude thank me later (this will also improve your neurotransmitters)

4) Eat high meat, like most rotters they question everything and as a result deter anyone from helping. Just do it!

In pms i can reveal to you IF you have the proper hormonal support how to enlargen your dick. Check out the testosterone threads on this site and my posts on it.
 
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Its not that bad bro jfl
 
1) Raise your hormones (testosterone) and dopamine, you wont change ur life with this attitude

2) Read books and inform yourself

3) Sunbathe nude, yes sunbathe nude thank me later (this will also improve your neurotransmitters)

4) Eat high meat, like most rotters the question everything and as a result deter anyone from helping. Just do it!

In pms i can reveal to you IF you have the proper hormonal support how to enlargen your dick. Check out the testosterone threads on this site and my posts on it.
i made a bloodtest some months ago i could send it to you in PM
 
I heard something with breaking ligament surgery, u could fix ur girth though probably with androgens and hgh
 
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I heard something with breaking ligament surgery, u could fix ur girth though probably with androgens and hgh
would androgens and hgh work even as an oldcel?
 
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would androgens and hgh work even as an oldcel?
Probably yes you never know if you dont try out tbh, so get to DHTmaxxing, Tmaxxing. Inject HGH a year long and if your bones became thicker then there is a chance that ur dick did also.
 
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Probably yes you never know if you dont try out tbh, so get to DHTmaxxing, Tmaxxing. Inject HGH a year long and if your bones became thicker then there is a chance that ur dick did also.
cheers. btw isnt hgh super expensive like 1000s of euros?
 
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cheers. btw isnt hgh super expensive like 1000s of euros?
Yes of course but its all worth it, dont waste too much time and get on it aleardy. But yeah injecting 10 - 20iu benefit you greatly but its too expensive
 
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im 15 and my dick is already 7.8 inches so im only doing the one that makes u cum more then once without losing erection
Looksmax.org average dick size is +7.5x6 apparently :feelskek:
 
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bro at 6.3 x 4.5 while ur dick may be a pencil tier its not micro tier ur dick isnt stopping u from attracting women its ur face and height and pheno
 
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title. im 30 soon and never had a gf and i have a micro dick. which surgeries i need? :kys::kys::kys:
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How small ..
 
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6.3 x 4.5 I wrote it in my sig
I have the same length but 6 inches in girth.

But it's not because of your size that you don't have a girlfriend, it's because you never actually tried to get one.

There are fat guys and there are ugly guys who have a girlfriend. Getting a girlfriend is easy, if you're not lying to yourself and it's actually your main goal.

Or you could also be autistic, which wouldn't make it impossible but it would be quite a challenge to overcome it.
 
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this sandnigger still going on about dick
 
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cope. why dont u and me have one? mirin your girth tho man
I don't have one because I'm not trying to get one.

Most women in western countries are of very low quality, in terms of personality and what they have to offer.
Chasing only looks makes sense if it's just for sex, but for a relationship, they must have other qualities, and I have yet to meet a woman that I would like to date long term, that is why I am still single.

The only women that I am interested in dating long term are those who are feminine, loyal and traditional, but such women are much more common in countries like Thailand, China, Vietnam, Cambodia and Malaysia but I don't have the money or the job to go live there full time.

My main goal is to be able to hookup with lots of women and set up a huge harem of friends with benefits that would allow me to get laid on a daily basis with many different women without having to deal with the drama or commitment of a relationship, especially because most western women aren't capable of being good partners (there are some rare exceptions though).

My main failos in the past have been my Cromagnon jaw and my skinny lanklet physique. I fixed my jaw with a double jaw surgery back in July 2018, and now I am working hard on acquiring a muscular ripped physique. After achieving that, I will be fully looksmaxxed and I will be able to get laid a lot with online dating and in bars and clubs.
 
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I don't have one because I'm not trying to get one.

Most women in western countries are of very low quality, in terms of personality and what they have to offer.
Chasing only looks makes sense if it's just for sex, but for a relationship, they must have other qualities, and I have yet to meet a woman that I would like to date long term, that is why I am still single.

The only women that I am interested in dating long term are those who are feminine, loyal and traditional, but such women are much more common in countries like Thailand, China, Vietnam, Cambodia and Malaysia but I don't have the money or the job to go live there full time.

My main goal is to be able to hookup with lots of women and set up a huge harem of friends with benefits that would allow me to get laid on a daily basis with many different women without having to deal with the drama or commitment of a relationship, especially because most western women aren't capable of being good partners (there are some rare exceptions though).

My main failos in the past have been my Cromagnon jaw and my skinny lanklet physique. I fixed my jaw with a double jaw surgery back in July 2018, and now I am working hard on acquiring a muscular ripped physique. After achieving that, I will be fully looksmaxxed and I will be able to get laid a lot with online dating and in bars and clubs.
U are very fucking based without being too blackpilled I can’t explain it
 
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U are very fucking based without being too blackpilled I can’t explain it
The black pillers say that it's all about the face
The red pillers say that it's all about the physique
The blue pillers say that it's all about the confidence.

I know that it's all about the face, the physique and the confidence.

So my beliefs are a mix of blue pill, red pill and black pill.

The reason why I don't just follow one of these 3 is because I have noticed in my life that the guys who had the most success with women were always the most muscular and the most confident but they didn't always have the best looking face. But judging by Tinder experiments made by black pillers and my own Tinder experiments, face is definitely important, it's just that it isn't essential to be a Chad in the face if you have a good physique, as long as you aren't below average in looks.

The reason why I often recommend gymmaxxing and leanmaxxing to guys on here is because it's the best way for most of us to looksmax, because if your face already looks average, then fixing your physique will automatically make you above average enough to get laid a lot and it will make you a lot more confident, which will help too. Meanwhile, the guys who focus on surgeries or skin care will remain much more insecure than those who acquired a muscular ripped physique. And in terms of practicality, it is also much more useful to build muscle and lose fat, and it's better for health, for sports, for strength, and for testosterone levels, which helps with sexual performance.

As for how promiscuous western women are, I learned that from the MGTOW community on youtube before they all got banned, and that showed me that the majority of western women have lot more partners than the majority of men, which is why they are very slutty and unable to stay loyal in a relationship. The same thing goes for guys who cheat, they tend to be guys who used to sleep with many women in the past (aka players). But it's not because women have more options that they cheat, it's because they weren't taught traditional values from a young age, because the religious institutions that would have taught them that no longer are followed by most people in western countries.
 
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