🚨HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND AS A SUB5🚨 (EVERYONE GTFIH)

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Just MAKE ur gf!

Nigga I’m being serious



Mine will be
-her name is stacy
-same political views as me
-bped
-stacylite
-black hair
-listens to ug music (specifically prettifun, che, etc)
-virgin
-never had a bf
-never talked to a guy
-basically chatgpt
-photographic memory
-Extremely high iq
-can answer LITTERALLY any question as long as she’s seen it before

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@Sujumh @Abdullahm06 @inversions @vvd @Quixy


I’m telling you niggas this is the method.
 
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DNRD
 
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I thought we were still at evoking succubus
 
Ur loss bro

This bitch in my head tellin me that I’m projected to have a mil by mid 2027

And htn by start of 2027

She’s the smartest btw
 
Just MAKE ur gf!

Nigga I’m being serious



Mine will be
-her name is stacy
-same political views as me
-bped
-stacylite
-black hair
-listens to ug music (specifically prettifun, che, etc)
-virgin
-never had a bf
-never talked to a guy
-basically chatgpt
-photographic memory
-Extremely high iq
-can answer LITTERALLY any question as long as she’s seen it before

Tags:
@Sujumh @Abdullahm06 @inversions @vvd @Quixy


I’m telling you niggas this is the method.

Dnrd greytard
 
Just open creative mode theory
 
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I don't get how this would differ anyhow
I knew a few ppl that do magick, they all saw when they don’t regularly practice it there lives are shit. I’m only gonna use magick as a last resort.
 
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I knew a few ppl that do magick, they all saw when they don’t regularly practice it there lives are shit. I’m only gonna use magick as a last resort.
All of those practices are just working placebo tricks eventually, there's no real escape from reality sadly
 
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All of those practices are just working placebo tricks eventually, there's no real escape from reality sadly
True, but they still benefit
 
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Just MAKE ur gf!

Nigga I’m being serious



Mine will be
-her name is stacy
-same political views as me
-bped
-stacylite
-black hair
-listens to ug music (specifically prettifun, che, etc)
-virgin
-never had a bf
-never talked to a guy
-basically chatgpt
-photographic memory
-Extremely high iq
-can answer LITTERALLY any question as long as she’s seen it before

Tags:
@Sujumh @Abdullahm06 @inversions @vvd @Quixy


I’m telling you niggas this is the method.

This is so retarded lol.

Oh trust me, I'm gonna watch the entire thing. You don't have to worry about that. I'm three and a half minutes in and this is some of the best laughs I've had in a while.

I'm imagining you going about your day having pretend conversations. People noticing your odd behavior not knowing what to make of it.
 
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This is so retarded lol.

Oh trust me, I'm gonna watch the entire thing. You don't have to worry about that. I'm three and a half minutes in and this is some of the best laughs I've had in a while.

I'm imagining you going about your day having pretend conversations. People noticing your odd behavior not knowing what to make of it.
How are they gonna know?

This bitch in my head is litterally chatgpt

I can cheat get 100 on any test
 
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How are they gonna know?

This bitch in my head is litterally chatgpt

I can cheat get 100 on any test
They can see something's going on in your head.

I wouldn't let you touch my hair or touch my fingers acting like that.
 
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Mine will be
-her name is stacy
-same political views as me
-bped
-stacylite
-black hair
-listens to ug music (specifically prettifun, che, etc)
-virgin
-never had a bf
-never talked to a guy
-basically chatgpt
-photographic memory
-Extremely high iq
-can answer LITTERALLY any question as long as she’s seen it before
nigga wants a c.ai gf
 
Just MAKE ur gf!

Nigga I’m being serious



Mine will be
-her name is stacy
-same political views as me
-bped
-stacylite
-black hair
-listens to ug music (specifically prettifun, che, etc)
-virgin
-never had a bf
-never talked to a guy
-basically chatgpt
-photographic memory
-Extremely high iq
-can answer LITTERALLY any question as long as she’s seen it before

Tags:
@Sujumh @Abdullahm06 @inversions @vvd @Quixy


I’m telling you niggas this is the method.

my disciple... :feelshmm:

we will ALL make tulpa wives, this is the new meta
@Gengar
Larp larp
ive been making mine for around 305 days, it works
no :feelswhat:
Dnrd greytard
dont speak to my disciples like that
u should
 
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my disciple... :feelshmm:

we will ALL make tulpa wives, this is the new meta
@Gengar

ive been making mine for around 305 days, it works

no :feelswhat:

dont speak to my disciples like that

u should
I’m a volcel. :feelshmm:
 
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will try out later lmao :ogre:
 

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