HOW TO GET AWAY WITH SURGERY

[Lev Peshkov]

Lucky for us the normies are fucking sheep and wl belive anything they hear so here are some good excuses for people that say "you've changed a lot"

I Started exercising

I Am more confident now

I Dyed my hair

I Got a haircut

Started sleeping more

Extra points for telling them you did facexercises

Keep that world bluepilled bros

 

[HurtfulVanity]

Nah were all gonna make it.
Just tell them bluepilled shit at first then I start bringing up other shit and surprisingly they end up agreeing

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Just needed to reconstruct my face because of TMJ bro

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Nah were all gonna make it.

Ofc we are but if ur parents ask if u have got surgery deny it

Udon't wanna get caught having surgery tbh

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Just needed to reconstruct my face because of TMJ bro

Exsctly tbh

 

[lutte]

Yeah my jaw got stronger, I started drinking water

 

[ThreadMatters]

Sign up to an box class. Get in sparring with literally the toughest mofo there. Get ur face fucked up. Tell ur parents u need money for reconstruction. Profit

 

[Swagwaffle]

Stop fapping

 

[CursedOne]

I will make a seperate topic about this:

 

[Gazzamogga]

Just claim it was mewing like @Salludon

 

[Deleted member 6785]

Sign up to an box class. Get in sparring with literally the toughest mofo there. Get ur face fucked up. Tell ur parents u need money for reconstruction. Profit
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[Deleted member 685]

You can't. People will find out some way or another but who gives a fuck

 

[Salludon]

Just claim it was mewing like @Salludon

I might live stream a bonesmashing session to prove i have no implants

 

[wagbox]

If you already gymcel just tell them you started taking creatine and it grew your facial bones