9Romance
why kill yourself? you never had life JFL 😂
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In minecraft Btw
(i tried this method myself and just got some)
Warnings:
- Avoid bringing your car btw or they might get your license plate if caught. I recommend just walking to the store or riding a bike there.
- Avoid hoodies/backpacks. they make you look suspicious
- Being ethnic automatically raises your suspicious levels
- If told to stop or they say "im calling the cops". DO NOT STOP! A lot of the times they cant really do anything to you if you escape and are just bluffing/threatening. If told to stop or threatened with the cops just run
- Avoid looking towards the cameras. A lot of the times if you don't look at the cameras, even if they catch you with it, you can claim it's not you. (If you have a wig/beanie/glasses it will make it better
- Remember that they legally have to stop the investigation when you enter the bathroom. Technically their is not much you can do if you bring food into the bathrooms because you aren't even technically stealing, however they can still ban you from the store so avoid getting caught
- Also remember that most stores don't even care if you steal less than like 20-40 dollars worth of items. They make that back in like 2 minutes
- Don't be dressed like a thug or you will be suspicious
- Most store workers already know to be suspicious of little kids. If you are a kid or have baby face they will be on your ass cuz they know u dont got no money to buy nothing
- Be weary of security tags. If there is a security tag, remove it with a neodyneum magnet (you can find these on amazon)
If you are just tryna steal candy or something small just stuff it in your pocket or front of your pants and ignore this whole guide
1. Go to the store with a plastic bag in your pocket
I recommend using the same bag from the store you are going to. For example if you go to walmart try getting a walmart shopping bag
2. Get a shopping cart and pretend like you are about to shop
3. Go around and grab the food items you want and place it into the cart
Don't go fast btw. Check the prices and go slowly as if you are actually about to pay for it
4. Once you have all the food you need to to a aisle that no people are in
Most of the time people don't even give a fuck if you shoplift but if you are high inhib go in a aisle that's empty or go between two aisles
5. Place the food in the shopping bag I told you to bring in your pocket then put it in the cart
6. Try to find a checkout with no workers and pass by it and exit the store
7. If all the checkouts have workers and there is no opening you will have to pretend you already bought the items
Linger around the workers and pretend the items in the bag are already bought, try and make it obvious to them and make it look like you aren't hiding. Look around and start pickign up items and pretend you are considering buying them then be like "nvm" , put them back down then slowly. Then return the shopping cart and take out the bagged items and walk out
If they approach you just run. They already caught you. Just walk out and pretend you are in a rush. Don't try to fake a receipt as they will just ask where you checked out from. They might've already called the police and just trying to buy some time
If they make threats their going to call the police or some shit just ignore it, even if they call the police (which they probably wont) their isnt even much they can do. Plus they cant even really place charges for like 10 dollars worth of items anyways even if you do get caught somehow.
A manager tried the same shit on me and said their calling the police. I just ran and got away with it easily.
(i tried this method myself and just got some)
Warnings:
- Avoid bringing your car btw or they might get your license plate if caught. I recommend just walking to the store or riding a bike there.
- Avoid hoodies/backpacks. they make you look suspicious
- Being ethnic automatically raises your suspicious levels
- If told to stop or they say "im calling the cops". DO NOT STOP! A lot of the times they cant really do anything to you if you escape and are just bluffing/threatening. If told to stop or threatened with the cops just run
- Avoid looking towards the cameras. A lot of the times if you don't look at the cameras, even if they catch you with it, you can claim it's not you. (If you have a wig/beanie/glasses it will make it better
- Remember that they legally have to stop the investigation when you enter the bathroom. Technically their is not much you can do if you bring food into the bathrooms because you aren't even technically stealing, however they can still ban you from the store so avoid getting caught
- Also remember that most stores don't even care if you steal less than like 20-40 dollars worth of items. They make that back in like 2 minutes
- Don't be dressed like a thug or you will be suspicious
- Most store workers already know to be suspicious of little kids. If you are a kid or have baby face they will be on your ass cuz they know u dont got no money to buy nothing
- Be weary of security tags. If there is a security tag, remove it with a neodyneum magnet (you can find these on amazon)
If you are just tryna steal candy or something small just stuff it in your pocket or front of your pants and ignore this whole guide
1. Go to the store with a plastic bag in your pocket
I recommend using the same bag from the store you are going to. For example if you go to walmart try getting a walmart shopping bag
2. Get a shopping cart and pretend like you are about to shop
3. Go around and grab the food items you want and place it into the cart
Don't go fast btw. Check the prices and go slowly as if you are actually about to pay for it
4. Once you have all the food you need to to a aisle that no people are in
Most of the time people don't even give a fuck if you shoplift but if you are high inhib go in a aisle that's empty or go between two aisles
5. Place the food in the shopping bag I told you to bring in your pocket then put it in the cart
6. Try to find a checkout with no workers and pass by it and exit the store
7. If all the checkouts have workers and there is no opening you will have to pretend you already bought the items
Linger around the workers and pretend the items in the bag are already bought, try and make it obvious to them and make it look like you aren't hiding. Look around and start pickign up items and pretend you are considering buying them then be like "nvm" , put them back down then slowly. Then return the shopping cart and take out the bagged items and walk out
If they approach you just run. They already caught you. Just walk out and pretend you are in a rush. Don't try to fake a receipt as they will just ask where you checked out from. They might've already called the police and just trying to buy some time
If they make threats their going to call the police or some shit just ignore it, even if they call the police (which they probably wont) their isnt even much they can do. Plus they cant even really place charges for like 10 dollars worth of items anyways even if you do get caught somehow.
A manager tried the same shit on me and said their calling the police. I just ran and got away with it easily.
