How to get girlfriend?

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ChaddeusPeuterschmit

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How do I get a girlfriend? That’s all I want right now. Someone to hangout with all the time and cuddle and have sex with. How do I get one
 
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Be hot
 
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Don't post on looksmax.me
 
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Step 1: resign as KKK Grand wizard
Silly inkel women can sense your misogyny and toxic masculinity with this on display for everyone and your dead grandmom
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Step 2: Pretend to be gay

Pretending to be gay is easy especially with all the closet homosexuals on this site who defend their male model idols (like mr Lachowski) to the death despite the fact that Chico would not care if a single one of you died. Pretending to be gay will get you invited to girl sleepovers and you will be behind enemy lines observing their behavior.

Step 3: Improvise and adapt
After gaining knowledge from one infiltrated girl sleepover, use your facts gained from espionage to adapt and overcome the obstacle of getting a girlfriend.
 
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Be decently attractive
Don't have too much social anxiety or awkwardness
Then ask girls out on dates
 
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I see guys I mog with girlfriends
The least important opinion about yourself is your own. Always. At least as far as the SMP and other societal mechanisms are concerned.
 
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try to be friend with a girl
 
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Co-authored by Jessica Engle, MFT, MA
Updated: March 13, 2020



Getting a girlfriend might seem really hard, but don’t give up! Start your search for a girlfriend by meeting more girls through clubs, events, and mutual friends. Then, impress girls by looking your best and talking to them. When you find a girl who interests you, ask her on a date. If the 2 of you click, you might ask her to be your girlfriend!


Asking a Girl Out
Looking Your Best
Meeting More Girls
Impressing a Girl
 

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Go out of house meet someone you like ask out
 
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sans déconner, je croyais petit qu'une petite copine c'était une fille plus petite de taille ou jeune.
Je veux ton cul
 
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sans déconner, je croyais petit qu'une petite copine c'était une fille plus petite de taille ou jeune.
bruh ded srs ?
 
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ça n'a jamais commencé. It's over

Je te jure, j'étais innocent moi, vous êtes tous des rats à cette époque avec snap et compagnie wesh, je jouais aux billes moi
je ne parle pas beaucoup français but yes it’s over
 
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Be an asshole worked for me
 
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