How to get hair lke this?

[Deleted member 4675]

my hair looks very flat tbh, its dogshit. its also long on the sides which makes it even more dogshit. i need some "texture". i have such incel hair

real question is how i get that lower third though

 

[Kingkellz]

my hair looks very flat tbh, its dogshit. its also long on the sides which makes it even more dogshit. i need some "texture". i have such incel hair View attachment 265986





real question is how i get that lower third though

Cantu shampoo/conditioner
Curling irons
Custom jaw implant

 

[Lightbulb]

You need to look like that piece of pie first

 

[Dicklet.4.3]

If you look like a chad, you'll look good with any hairstyle you dumb fuck

Fucking normies trying to copy chads haircut thinking theyll become him

 

[Nosecel]

Blast tren bro trust me
Oh, I actually thought that you wanted Davids hair LOL

 

[Deleted member 4675]

If you look like a chad, you'll look good with any hairstyle you dumb fuck

Fucking normies trying to copy chads haircut thinking theyll become him

no i will clearly not ascend with better hair, its just complete dogshit rn

 

[Dicklet.4.3]

no

ah, compelling argument

 

[Deleted member 4675]

ah, compelling argument

i changed my comment just when u said that

 

[Dicklet.4.3]

i changed my comment just when u said that

brutal editpill..

i buzz mine so i have no advice for you son, perhaps just suicide would be the best option?

 

[Kingkellz]

Blast tren bro trust me

Tren is dangerous buddy bingo

 

[Deleted member 4675]

brutal editpill..

i buzz mine so i have no advice for you son, perhaps just suicide would be the best option?

kys

 

[Fear]

my hair looks very flat tbh, its dogshit. its also long on the sides which makes it even more dogshit. i need some "texture". i have such incel hair View attachment 265986





real question is how i get that lower third though

That’s actually a terrible haircut. It will look bad if you’re average or ugly-looking.

Flat hair means your hair is too fine, too weighted down with natural oils, a combination of both, or too dense and needs to be thinned out.

Whatever your hair type, don’t use any terribly stripping product to wash your hair. If you have fine hair, use almost no styling product; let it air dry and maybe finish with a light blow drying. If you have coarse hair, you can be more generous with the styling product and blowdrying.

If you don’t have the right haircut though, all of that is near-pointless.
To achieve texture, you have to subtly intersperse cutting “into” the hair, i.e. against the direction of growth at varying lengths.

 

[Dicklet.4.3]

kys

i think you misinterpreted my post

I was suggesting YOU suicide, not ME

 

[Deleted member 4675]

That’s actually a terrible haircut. It will look bad if you’re average or ugly-looking.

Flat hair means your hair is too fine, too weighted down with natural oils, a combination of both, or too dense and needs to be thinned out.

Whatever your hair type, don’t use any terribly stripping product to wash your hair. If you have fine hair, use almost no styling product; let it air dry and maybe finish with a light blow drying. If you have coarse hair, you can be more generous with the styling product and blowdrying.

If you don’t have the right haircut though, all of that is near-pointless.
To achieve texture, you have to subtly intersperse cutting “into” the hair, i.e. against the direction of growth at varying lengths.

It’s the most similar to my hair but mine is flat and longer on the sides. I’m too high inhib to get an actual haircut

 

[anti caking agents]

To achieve texture, you have to subtly intersperse cutting “into” the hair, i.e. against the direction of growth at varying lengths.

This and you also cut your hair at slightly different lengths to create texture. Imagine not going to a 100 dollar barber JFL.

 

[Unmoggablegingercel]

reincarnationmax

 

[Swimcell]

This and you also cut your hair at slightly different lengths to create texture. Imagine not going to a 100 dollar barber JFL.

I just tell them to cut my hair with those funky scissors and it works well enough.

 

[Stingray]

That’s actually a terrible haircut. It will look bad if you’re average or ugly-looking.

Flat hair means your hair is too fine, too weighted down with natural oils, a combination of both, or too dense and needs to be thinned out.

Whatever your hair type, don’t use any terribly stripping product to wash your hair. If you have fine hair, use almost no styling product; let it air dry and maybe finish with a light blow drying. If you have coarse hair, you can be more generous with the styling product and blowdrying.

If you don’t have the right haircut though, all of that is near-pointless.
To achieve texture, you have to subtly intersperse cutting “into” the hair, i.e. against the direction of growth at varying lengths.

High IQ. I personally feel that styles where the hair is styled up and away from the forehead are an enormous halo