HOW TO GET LAID AS A NORMIE PART - 1

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How to get laid as a normie
So this is going to be a whole series with numerous parts where I would ascend you normies with pussies.
If you want to get tagged in the upcoming parts then let me know.
If you benefit from this series then either update me in pms or make a thread yourself so that others could believe that this series is legit.

PART - 1: SEX CHOCOLATE
Basic Knowledge:
Sex chocolates enhance libido for both sexes.
They contain potent aphrodisiac ingredients like maca root extract and horny goat weed.


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[Aphrodisiacs
are foods and herbs that are thought to get you in the mood for lovemaking or to
increase your sex drive].
Cost of Sex Chocolates:

• $1.25 a piece


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• $13.99 10 pieces

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• $29.99 a box

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Possible Side Effects:

•Allergic Reactions
As with any food product, there is a small risk of allergic reactions, particularly if you are sensitive to any of the ingredients commonly found in sex chocolate, such as nuts, herbs, or specific additives.
Always check the label for potential allergens and start with a small amount to see how your body reacts. If you have known allergies, it's important that you do your due diligence.
•Increased Heart Rate
Ingredients like cocoa and Epimedium can boost blood flow, which may result in a slightly increased heart rate. This is generally a benign effect, intended to enhance physical sensations and overall arousal during intimate moments.
For most, this mild increase in heart rate contributes to the invigorating feeling that accompanies a heightened romantic experience. Some can find it unpleasant if they aren’t expecting it, though.
• Gastrointestinal Discomfort
Some individuals may experience gastrointestinal discomfort, such as bloating or an upset stomach, particularly if they consume larger quantities of sex chocolate or are sensitive to any of its ingredients.
This can also occur if the chocolate contains high levels of fiber-rich components like certain herbs and nuts. Moderation is key, and listening to your body's response can help you avoid this discomfort.
• Mild Headaches or Dizziness
On rare occasions, some individuals may experience mild headaches or a slight feeling of dizziness after consuming sex chocolate. This can occur due to changes in blood pressure or blood sugar levels, especially if consumed on an empty stomach. Consider enjoying sex chocolate with a meal or a snack to mitigate this effect. This will allow for a more gradual absorption of its active ingredients.


PLAN - A
• Prerequisites:
1. A female friend/a random girl off a dating app or cold approach 👱🏻‍♀️.
2. Unaccompanied by a third party interference 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻.
3. Night hours (9 p.m. - 3 a.m.) 🌙✨️.
4. A private place 🏡.
5. Sex chocolate 🍫.
6. Two movie tickets 🎬🎫.


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• Execution:
1. Offer the girl to watch a movie with you at a cinema.
2. Give her a piece of chocolate just 45 minutes before the movie is about to end.
3. She must start getting really horny 30 minutes after she ate the chocolate and effect must last for around 3 hours.
4. Commence with being intimate during the last 15 minutes of the movie (touch her at her thigs, neck if she welcomes it then makeout).
5. After the movie ends, you could take the girl along with you at any private place and slay her at the right moment.


Images 3


• Aftermath:
If you're good at sex and as she would be at peak of her arousal and satisfaction because of the sex chocolate you might get the key to unlimited pussy in form of friends with benefits.


PLAN - B
Prerequisites:
1. A female friend/a random girl off a dating app or cold approach 👱🏻‍♀️.
2. Unaccompanied by a third party interference 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻.
3. Night hours (9 p.m. - 3 a.m.) 🌙✨️.
4. A private place 🏡.
5. Sex chocolate 🍫.


Images 2


• Execution:
1. Invite her to your place to watch T.V. or play online games together.
2. Give her a piece of chocolate at any preferable time.
3. She must start getting really horny 30 minutes after she ate the chocolate and effect must last for around 3 hours.
4. Commence with being intimate during after 45 minutes (touch her at her thigs, neck if she welcomes it then makeout).
5. Slay her at the right moment.


Images 1


• Aftermath:
If you're good at sex and as she would be at peak of her arousal and satisfaction because of the sex chocolate you might get the key to unlimited pussy in form of friends with benefits.

PLAN - C
• Prerequisites:
1. A female friend/a random girl off a dating app or cold approach 👱🏻‍♀️.
2. Group of friends👬🏻👭🏼👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻.
3. Night hours (9 p.m. - 3 a.m.) 🌙✨️.
4. A private place 🏡.
5. Sex chocolate 🍫.


Images 4


• Execution:
1. Invite her to your place along with oyur friends to watch T.V. or play online games together.
NOTE - You should invite around half a dozen people with equivalent frequency of males and female and make sure you mog those males facially and height wise.
2. Give her a piece of chocolate at any preferable time.
NOTE - You must be vigilant that only you and her have consumed the chocolate.
3. She must start getting really horny 30 minutes after she ate the chocolate and effect must last for around 3 hours.
4. Commence with being intimate during after 45 minutes (touch her at her thigs, neck if she welcomes it then makeout).
5. Two Scenarios:
(a) The party will end and everyone will leave:
Offer the girl to drop her in your car and slay her inside your car or at her place if she lives alone or is alone at that moment.
(b) Make an excuse to leave the place (for example - to bring more drinks) and invite her to accompany you and slay her.


Images 5


• Aftermath:
If you're good at sex and as she would be at peak of her arousal and satisfaction because of the sex chocolate you might get the key to unlimited pussy in form of friends with benefits.


CUSTOM/MISCELLANEOUS CASES
If you want me to suggest you some personal advice on how to utilize this technique in your unique case then let me know in the replies.
 
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Dnr, but bookmark when I ascend:feelshah:
 
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How to get laid as a normie
So this is going to be a whole series with numerous parts where I would ascend you normies with pussies.
If you want to get tagged in the upcoming parts then let me know.
If you benefit from this series then either update me in pms or make a thread yourself so that others could believe that this series is legit.

PART - 1: SEX CHOCOLATE
Basic Knowledge:
Sex chocolates enhance libido for both sexes.
They contain potent aphrodisiac ingredients like maca root extract and horny goat weed.


View attachment 3050821

[Aphrodisiacs
are foods and herbs that are thought to get you in the mood for lovemaking or to
increase your sex drive].
Cost of Sex Chocolates:

• $1.25 a piece


View attachment 3050831


• $13.99 10 pieces

View attachment 3050833


• $29.99 a box

View attachment 3050838

Possible Side Effects:

•Allergic Reactions
As with any food product, there is a small risk of allergic reactions, particularly if you are sensitive to any of the ingredients commonly found in sex chocolate, such as nuts, herbs, or specific additives.
Always check the label for potential allergens and start with a small amount to see how your body reacts. If you have known allergies, it's important that you do your due diligence.
•Increased Heart Rate
Ingredients like cocoa and Epimedium can boost blood flow, which may result in a slightly increased heart rate. This is generally a benign effect, intended to enhance physical sensations and overall arousal during intimate moments.
For most, this mild increase in heart rate contributes to the invigorating feeling that accompanies a heightened romantic experience. Some can find it unpleasant if they aren’t expecting it, though.
• Gastrointestinal Discomfort
Some individuals may experience gastrointestinal discomfort, such as bloating or an upset stomach, particularly if they consume larger quantities of sex chocolate or are sensitive to any of its ingredients.
This can also occur if the chocolate contains high levels of fiber-rich components like certain herbs and nuts. Moderation is key, and listening to your body's response can help you avoid this discomfort.
• Mild Headaches or Dizziness
On rare occasions, some individuals may experience mild headaches or a slight feeling of dizziness after consuming sex chocolate. This can occur due to changes in blood pressure or blood sugar levels, especially if consumed on an empty stomach. Consider enjoying sex chocolate with a meal or a snack to mitigate this effect. This will allow for a more gradual absorption of its active ingredients.


PLAN - A
• Prerequisites:
1. A female friend/a random girl off a dating app or cold approach 👱🏻‍♀️.
2. Unaccompanied by a third party interference 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻.
3. Night hours (9 p.m. - 3 a.m.) 🌙✨️.
4. A private place 🏡.
5. Sex chocolate 🍫.
6. Two movie tickets 🎬🎫.


View attachment 3050843


• Execution:
1. Offer the girl to watch a movie with you at a cinema.
2. Give her a piece of chocolate just 45 minutes before the movie is about to end.
3. She must start getting really horny 30 minutes after she ate the chocolate and effect must last for around 3 hours.
4. Commence with being intimate during the last 15 minutes of the movie (touch her at her thigs, neck if she welcomes it then makeout).
5. After the movie ends, you could take the girl along with you at any private place and slay her at the right moment.


View attachment 3050844

• Aftermath:
If you're good at sex and as she would be at peak of her arousal and satisfaction because of the sex chocolate you might get the key to unlimited pussy in form of friends with benefits.


PLAN - B
Prerequisites:
1. A female friend/a random girl off a dating app or cold approach 👱🏻‍♀️.
2. Unaccompanied by a third party interference 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻.
3. Night hours (9 p.m. - 3 a.m.) 🌙✨️.
4. A private place 🏡.
5. Sex chocolate 🍫.


View attachment 3050848

• Execution:
1. Invite her to your place to watch T.V. or play online games together.
2. Give her a piece of chocolate at any preferable time.
3. She must start getting really horny 30 minutes after she ate the chocolate and effect must last for around 3 hours.
4. Commence with being intimate during after 45 minutes (touch her at her thigs, neck if she welcomes it then makeout).
5. Slay her at the right moment.


View attachment 3050849

• Aftermath:
If you're good at sex and as she would be at peak of her arousal and satisfaction because of the sex chocolate you might get the key to unlimited pussy in form of friends with benefits.

PLAN - C
• Prerequisites:
1. A female friend/a random girl off a dating app or cold approach 👱🏻‍♀️.
2. Group of friends👬🏻👭🏼👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻.
3. Night hours (9 p.m. - 3 a.m.) 🌙✨️.
4. A private place 🏡.
5. Sex chocolate 🍫.


View attachment 3050853

• Execution:
1. Invite her to your place along with oyur friends to watch T.V. or play online games together.
NOTE - You should invite around half a dozen people with equivalent frequency of males and female and make sure you mog those males facially and height wise.
2. Give her a piece of chocolate at any preferable time.
NOTE - You must be vigilant that only you and her have consumed the chocolate.
3. She must start getting really horny 30 minutes after she ate the chocolate and effect must last for around 3 hours.
4. Commence with being intimate during after 45 minutes (touch her at her thigs, neck if she welcomes it then makeout).
5. Two Scenarios:
(a) The party will end and everyone will leave:
Offer the girl to drop her in your car and slay her inside your car or at her place if she lives alone or is alone at that moment.
(b) Make an excuse to leave the place (for example - to bring more drinks) and invite her to accompany you and slay her.


View attachment 3050856

• Aftermath:
If you're good at sex and as she would be at peak of her arousal and satisfaction because of the sex chocolate you might get the key to unlimited pussy in form of friends with benefits.


CUSTOM/MISCELLANEOUS CASES
If you want me to suggest you some personal advice on how to utilize this technique in your unique case then let me know in the replies.
rep for effort
 
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Reminds me of the threads posted in 2020/21 for some reason
 
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just drug ur date theory

what if she says no to chocolate
 
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Useless thread. Normies don’t get laid boyo.
 
Stopped reading at "sex chocolate"
 
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This site has really gone down
 
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