How to Get Laid at a Party for Teens and early 20s

[NonChadSlayer]

PRE- GAME​

Start messaging any cool guy friends you have about what parties are going on in your area. Show up with some weed, drinks, and Beerpong cups, and a bro to the party before the girls turn up, and get chummy with the guys. Talk about sports, gym, making money, and get em on your team before the girls arrive.

This will lower your status anxiety as your brain will perceive it as a friendly environment where youre unlikely to get rejected.

At the Party​

Start playing beer pong or some competitive activity so that you're busy when the girls arrive. Greet them all in a friendly nonchelant way. Make make a comment about their drinks or their jewellery, or their car (not a compliment, not an insult, just a comment - try to make it funny) then go back to playing pong or catch or whatever.

Once the girls settle in, they will want to feel included, and ask the guy who they feel most comfortable with to join. You made a comment and noticed something about them, so likely, that'll be you.

Even if they don't ask, if they're sitting around looking bored, say " you guys look like you want to play, come on get up" girls love to be involved in guy activities.

From there just stay chatty and flirty. But never push it past friendly touching like bumping the arm when you make joke.

Closing​

A bit later, when the party gets lame, lock eyes with the girl u got the most interest from and make a bored face, and whisper in her ear "do you smoke?"

If she's comfortable enough she will always say yes. Say "k, follow me," take her to a secluded spot. Take out a joint or roll the joint right there. Take your time with it it's about private time and building comfort with the girl. You don't have to do much talking here, just focus on rolling the joint and joke about things that happened (between you and her) that night.

What works best is telling her what you thought she was gonna be like when you first saw her, and how you were so wrong. Tell her you thought she was going to be some innocent prude, but she actually seems chill and easygoing.

Then tell her she's also not bad looking.

Then say "oh and while were out here," softly grab the back of her neck and head and pull her in to make out.

From there it's all about logistics. Once you are making out and touching each other, it's up to you to find a spot to smash (your car is good, or an empty room in the house). It needs to be close by, without her being discovered.

You don't need to ask, or reason or negotiate with her. Just say, let's go.

 

[rydofx]

k chad thanks

 

[PYT]

lookism user?

 

[NonChadSlayer]

k chad thanks

Not Chad - 5ft 8 framecell checking in.

Anyone that's stylemaxxed and NT can do this.

At a party where people don't know each other well, everyone's status starts at 0 at the start of the party. If you can get yours up to be in the top 5 guys, you can choose one of the girls.

 

[NonChadSlayer]

lookism user?

Yes.

However my belief is looks is secondary in a party situation. Relative status amongst the guys is the key

 

[cmfanel]

if ur following an online guide on an obscure looks forum on how to get laid its over. something so basic, so primitive, something ingrained into your every living cell due to millions of years of evolutionary biology, can not be just laid out in bullet points. either u have it or u dont

 

[NonChadSlayer]

if ur following an online guide on an obscure looks forum on how to get laid its over. something so basic, so primitive, something ingrained into your every living cell due to millions of years of evolutionary biology, can not be just laid out in bullet points. either u have it or u dont

Interesting point. Could be true.

With that said, we all here because every single one of our male ancestors managed to do it. We all have the DNA required. Yet, first time I tried was a complete and utter, sad failure ending in embarrassment and heartbreak.

Now, 10 years later it's easy peasy

 

[alriodai]

if ur following an online guide on an obscure looks forum on how to get laid its over. something so basic, so primitive, something ingrained into your every living cell due to millions of years of evolutionary biology, can not be just laid out in bullet points. either u have it or u dont

legit this

 

[Vermilioncore]

It’s over for partycels

 

[Midgetcel]

didn't read, too long, here is a shorter one:

1- be good-looking enough
2- approach whoever you like
3- if you are good looking enough they will like you otherwise u r ugly
4- go ER if you fail

 

[NonChadSlayer]

didn't read, too long, here is a shorter one:

1- be good-looking enough
2- approach whoever you like
3- if you are good looking enough they will like you otherwise u r ugly
4- go ER if you fail

What's ER

 

[Beetlejuice]

It’s over for partycels

 

[.👽.]

ok how to get invited to parties with girls?

 

[NonChadSlayer]

Get off this forum and ask your NT male friends about their plans for the weekend.

 

[NonChadSlayer]

ok how to get invited to parties with girls?

Get off this forum and ask your NT male friends about their plans for the weekend.

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

shit thread
im ugly and i have no frens
maybe ill be considered a human being once i finally get rhino, cantho, bleph and zso osteotomy

 

[hebbewem]

Dont forget to buy roofies

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

PRE- GAME​

Start messaging any cool guy friends you have about what parties are going on in your area. Show up with some weed, drinks, and Beerpong cups, and a bro to the party before the girls turn up, and get chummy with the guys. Talk about sports, gym, making money, and get em on your team before the girls arrive.

This will lower your status anxiety as your brain will perceive it as a friendly environment where youre unlikely to get rejected.

At the Party​

Start playing beer pong or some competitive activity so that you're busy when the girls arrive. Greet them all in a friendly nonchelant way. Make make a comment about their drinks or their jewellery, or their car (not a compliment, not an insult, just a comment - try to make it funny) then go back to playing pong or catch or whatever.

Once the girls settle in, they will want to feel included, and ask the guy who they feel most comfortable with to join. You made a comment and noticed something about them, so likely, that'll be you.

Even if they don't ask, if they're sitting around looking bored, say " you guys look like you want to play, come on get up" girls love to be involved in guy activities.

From there just stay chatty and flirty. But never push it past friendly touching like bumping the arm when you make joke.

Closing​

A bit later, when the party gets lame, lock eyes with the girl u got the most interest from and make a bored face, and whisper in her ear "do you smoke?"

If she's comfortable enough she will always say yes. Say "k, follow me," take her to a secluded spot. Take out a joint or roll the joint right there. Take your time with it it's about private time and building comfort with the girl. You don't have to do much talking here, just focus on rolling the joint and joke about things that happened (between you and her) that night.

What works best is telling her what you thought she was gonna be like when you first saw her, and how you were so wrong. Tell her you thought she was going to be some innocent prude, but she actually seems chill and easygoing.

Then tell her she's also not bad looking.

Then say "oh and while were out here," softly grab the back of her neck and head and pull her in to make out.

From there it's all about logistics. Once you are making out and touching each other, it's up to you to find a spot to smash (your car is good, or an empty room in the house). It needs to be close by, without her being discovered.

You don't need to ask, or reason or negotiate with her. Just say, let's go.

Dnr its over

 

[ChristianChad]

if ur following an online guide on an obscure looks forum on how to get laid its over. something so basic, so primitive, something ingrained into your every living cell due to millions of years of evolutionary biology, can not be just laid out in bullet points. either u have it or u dont

Autism brah

 

[ChristianChad]

Yes.

However my belief is looks is secondary in a party situation. Relative status amongst the guys is the key

I guess not all .net migrants are bad

 

[Edgar]

if ur following an online guide on an obscure looks forum on how to get laid its over. something so basic, so primitive, something ingrained into your every living cell due to millions of years of evolutionary biology, can not be just laid out in bullet points. either u have it or u dont

Tbh
I hate my shithole college for not throwing Parties more often.

 

[stamaster21]

if ur following an online guide on an obscure looks forum on how to get laid its over. something so basic, so primitive, something ingrained into your every living cell due to millions of years of evolutionary biology, can not be just laid out in bullet points. either u have it or u dont

i agree all these talk about game, and tactics. This isnt rocket science, ive seen 3 year old boys approach girls on play grounds and try to kiss and talk to them.

 

[NonChadSlayer]

Tbh
I hate my shithole college for not throwing Parties more often.

Why don't you throw the party?

 

[Edgar]

Why don't you throw the party?

Not enough clout

 

[NonChadSlayer]

Not enough clout

You've got the venue. Outsource the clout. Get your most NT chad friend to invite 10 hotties. As soon as girls see other hotties on the invite list, they assume that You're clouted.

 

[Edgar]

You've got the venue. Outsource the clout. Get your most NT chad friend to invite 10 hotties. As soon as girls see other hotties on the invite list, they assume that You're clouted.

Hmm I never thought about it methodically like that. But brocel I have to take into consideration that my country is much more conservative than western societies. I think I should focus on building a social circle in the meantime
Thanks for the advice

 

[NonChadSlayer]

shit thread
im ugly and i have no frens
maybe ill be considered a human being once i finally get rhino, cantho, bleph and zso osteotomy

Are you trolling?

Because if not, that sux bro. Also that's not true

 

[Deleted member 15899]

easy

be attractive

chat to girls

flirt

easy peasy

 

[Chadethnic101]

PRE- GAME​

Start messaging any cool guy friends you have about what parties are going on in your area. Show up with some weed, drinks, and Beerpong cups, and a bro to the party before the girls turn up, and get chummy with the guys. Talk about sports, gym, making money, and get em on your team before the girls arrive.

This will lower your status anxiety as your brain will perceive it as a friendly environment where youre unlikely to get rejected.

At the Party​

Start playing beer pong or some competitive activity so that you're busy when the girls arrive. Greet them all in a friendly nonchelant way. Make make a comment about their drinks or their jewellery, or their car (not a compliment, not an insult, just a comment - try to make it funny) then go back to playing pong or catch or whatever.

Once the girls settle in, they will want to feel included, and ask the guy who they feel most comfortable with to join. You made a comment and noticed something about them, so likely, that'll be you.

Even if they don't ask, if they're sitting around looking bored, say " you guys look like you want to play, come on get up" girls love to be involved in guy activities.

From there just stay chatty and flirty. But never push it past friendly touching like bumping the arm when you make joke.

Closing​

A bit later, when the party gets lame, lock eyes with the girl u got the most interest from and make a bored face, and whisper in her ear "do you smoke?"

If she's comfortable enough she will always say yes. Say "k, follow me," take her to a secluded spot. Take out a joint or roll the joint right there. Take your time with it it's about private time and building comfort with the girl. You don't have to do much talking here, just focus on rolling the joint and joke about things that happened (between you and her) that night.

What works best is telling her what you thought she was gonna be like when you first saw her, and how you were so wrong. Tell her you thought she was going to be some innocent prude, but she actually seems chill and easygoing.

Then tell her she's also not bad looking.

Then say "oh and while were out here," softly grab the back of her neck and head and pull her in to make out.

From there it's all about logistics. Once you are making out and touching each other, it's up to you to find a spot to smash (your car is good, or an empty room in the house). It needs to be close by, without her being discovered.

You don't need to ask, or reason or negotiate with her. Just say, let's go.

If I don't smoke weed what can I use to even get her out with me, a cigarette?

 

[NonChadSlayer]

If I don't smoke weed what can I use to even get her out with me, a cigarette?

Sure, anything to get her alone. Cigarette, something on Ur phone, something u wanted to tell her without anyone else hearing. But to keep it fun for me, I like weed so...

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Sure, anything to get her alone. Cigarette, something on Ur phone, something u wanted to tell her without anyone else hearing. But to keep it fun for me, I like weed so...

Yeah same I don’t smoke weed or darts but I’ve heard that at parties you can just say you want to “go talk somewhere quiet” and that basically means let’s go make out.

 

[STEVE GAMING]

WHO CARES ABOUT STRATEGY AND GAME? ITS ALL COPE, SURE YOU MAY GET LAID BUT IF YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONETARY RESOURCES ON FOIDS YOU MIGHT ASWELL JUST BUY ESCORTS. AND EVEN THAT ITS GONNA BE BORING SEX THAT WILL LIKELY NEVER SIMULATE THE FEELING OF A FOID BEING ATTRACTED TO YOU.

 

[NonChadSlayer]

WHO CARES ABOUT STRATEGY AND GAME? ITS ALL COPE, SURE YOU MAY GET LAID BUT IF YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONETARY RESOURCES ON FOIDS YOU MIGHT ASWELL JUST BUY ESCORTS. AND EVEN THAT ITS GONNA BE BORING SEX THAT WILL LIKELY NEVER SIMULATE THE FEELING OF A FOID BEING ATTRACTED TO YOU.

Lol, so not only do you want to be able to bang prime Stacey's, but you want to be able to do it with no prep, no effort and no expenditure on your end.

Damn bro, what makes you think that you're entitled to that? Are you some sort of royalty? Or some world famous athlete or actor?

Even Chad has to buy the girl a drink, or offer her a joint. What makes you so special?

 

[STEVE GAMING]

Lol, so not only do you want to be able to bang prime Stacey's, but you want to be able to do it with no prep, no effort and no expenditure on your end.

Damn bro, what makes you think that you're entitled to that? Are you some sort of royalty? Or some world famous athlete or actor?

Even Chad has to buy the girl a drink, or offer her a joint. What makes you so special?

If you were chad you could just say hi and the girl would be immediately interested she would even betabuxx for you, this is cope, your not chad, save up for surgery instead of this prositution with extra steps.