How to get laid on tinder [serious]

[user1728482728]

I have never done this, but hypothetically it seems way too easy

I was watching a video about basketball superstar Allen Iverson and he said that if a girl fan wanted to get with him, she had to fuck all his homies first. The reasoning was so she would know her place, as just a fuck toy and nothing more.

This is apparently quite common with black rappers and nba stars, and rock stars too. Tons of rap songs have lyrics about making a girl “fuck the whole crew”.

So to apply this to my life I would make a chadfish tinder and find a fuckable but trashy girl, and then talk to her for a while and get her trust. Then I would say I have a virgin “friend” and want to help him out. I will say I will fuck the girl only if she fuck my “friend” first. I think theoretically this would have a high probability of working.

Thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 2227]

be indian

 

[Htobrother]

Disclaimer: I have never done this and never will, but hypothetically it seems way too easy

I was watching a video about basketball superstar Allen Iverson and he said that if a girl fan wanted to get with him, she had to fuck all his homies first. The reasoning was so she would know her place, as just a fuck toy and nothing more.

This is apparently quite common with black rappers and nba stars, and rock stars too. Tons of rap songs have lyrics about making a girl “fuck the whole crew”.

So to apply this to my life I would make a chadfish tinder and find a fuckable but trashy girl, and then talk to her for a while and get her trust. Then I would say I have a virgin “friend” and want to help him out. I will say I will fuck the girl only if she fuck my “friend” first. I think theoretically I would have a high probability of working.

Thoughts?

Good idea ngl jfl

 

[Got the hunter eyes]

theoretically

hypothetically

Metaphoricallly and hyperbolically yeah

 

[EasternRightWinger15]

 

[karbo]

jfl tbh

 

[Deleted member 3328]

mirin high IQ, son

 

[rawdogprince]

who cares man? Pussy smells like shit and it doesn't even feel better than fapping. I don't even get validation from women because I know they're all just cumbuckets.

 

[Deleted member 4991]

Cat fishing sentence: man dupes woman into blindfolded sex.

Cat fishing sentence: a man who pretended to be a blonde Caucasian in his online dating profile has been sentenced after duping a woman into sex.

www.mamamia.com.au

who cares man? Pussy smells like shit and it doesn't even feel better than fapping. I don't even get validation from women because I know they're all just cumbuckets.

Some pussies don't smell, I've had 2 that didn't smell like anything really. If every girl didn't smell I wouldn't mind them sitting on my face and becoming their pussy licking slave tbh.

 

[Deleted member 6497]

 

[Htobrother]

who cares man? Pussy smells like shit and it doesn't even feel better than fapping. I don't even get validation from women because I know they're all just cumbuckets.

are you saying pussy doesnt feel good

 

[Deleted member 5683]

If that's true then rap niggers are cucks

 

[OldRooster]

You won’t do anything