How to get rid of dingleberries! (GTFIH)

[CoreSchizo]

How I Deal with Dingleberries and Prevent Them

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1. The Pinch and Pull Method:
   • This method is quick and effective. Just pinch and pull them out. It works wonders for me, getting rid of them quickly.

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1. Preventing Dingleberries:
   • Trim Your Ass Hair:
     • Use a Manscaped buzzer to trim your ass hair. This helps prevent dingleberries from forming in the first place.
   • Clean Your Ass in the Shower:
     • Make sure to thoroughly clean your ass in the shower. Get in there and clean out all the bacteria and leftover particles.
   • Use Baby Wipes Instead of Toilet Paper:
     • Baby wipes have been a game-changer for me. They don't get stuck in your ass hair like toilet paper does.

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1. If They Keep Forming:
   • If none of the above methods work, consider investing in a bidet attachment for your toilet seat. It will keep your ass clean, ensuring you can slay some foids without worrying about a smelly, dingleberry ass.

Spoiler: link for bidet attachment

Amazon.com

(THIS IS NOT GAY THIS IS GROOMING SO YOU DONT SMELL LIKE SHIT WITH POOP PARTICLES IN UR ASS WHEN YOU FUCK A FOID THANK YOU)​

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[GlamourPursuer]

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[CoreSchizo]

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[CoreSchizo]

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[goobermaxxing17]

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