HOW TO GROW PENIS ASAP

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I told this girl that my penis is 8 inches but its only around 5-6 and I'm linking with her next friday how do I grow it please please please I need immediate advice
 
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Girl inches are real. Her perception of 8 inches is more like 6 inches. You're fine.
 
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ihatemyselfhaha said:
I told this girl that my penis is 8 inches but its only around 5-6 and I'm linking with her next friday how do I grow it please please please I need immediate advice
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Use a penis pump #penispumpincident
 
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ihatemyselfhaha said:
I told this girl that my penis is 8 inches but its only around 5-6 and I'm linking with her next friday how do I grow it please please please I need immediate advice
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You have to get a penis pump. If you mean next Friday as in the 27th of dec you're screwed, if you mean the 3rd of jan then use it everyday for 3 sets of 5 mins with really hot water. DO NOT jerk off or watch ANY suggestive content. 30 mins prior to getting laid take supplements that increase blood flow (read whatever is in Gorilla Mode Nitric pre workout that shit works lol) and literally right before smexy time use the pump again
 
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You have to get a penis pump. If you mean next Friday as in the 27th of dec you're screwed, if you mean the 3rd of jan then use it everyday for 3 sets of 5 mins with really hot water. DO NOT jerk off or watch ANY suggestive content. 30 mins prior to getting laid take supplements that increase blood flow (read whatever is in Gorilla Mode Nitric pre workout that shit works lol) and literally right before smexy time use the pump again
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Don’t get a penis pump 😂😂😂😂 one mistake and it looks like a failed lip filler
 
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Uncle Dinky said:
You have to get a penis pump. If you mean next Friday as in the 27th of dec you're screwed, if you mean the 3rd of jan then use it everyday for 3 sets of 5 mins with really hot water. DO NOT jerk off or watch ANY suggestive content. 30 mins prior to getting laid take supplements that increase blood flow (read whatever is in Gorilla Mode Nitric pre workout that shit works lol) and literally right before smexy time use the pump again
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Thank you bro I deadass love you, my friend was telling me I was completely screwed because I beat my shit mad often so I won't get hard
 
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I grew a dick after I was born but I don't know how that works.
 
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turn off the lights,
and use a dildo to fuck her
i readed a post about this that a man is going this to her wife for years
 
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IOS said:
turn off the lights,
and use a dildo to fuck her
i readed a post about this that a man is going this to her wife for years
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can't you tell the difference of texture between a normal dick and a dildo? 😂
 
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ihatemyselfhaha said:
I told this girl that my penis is 8 inches but its only around 5-6 and I'm linking with her next friday how do I grow it please please please I need immediate advice
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Cancel and ghost her, you will get humiliated if you go with it and she will laugh with her friends at you for days to come
 
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ihatemyselfhaha said:
can't you tell the difference of texture between a normal dick and a dildo? 😂
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we can
but there are high quality ones

u can also make anexcuse like u didnt ate good today so it didnt get too big just at this time etc etc
 
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addem said:
Cancel and ghost her, you will get humiliated if you go with it and she will laugh with her friends at you for days to come
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I ended up telling her I wasn't really 8 and instead I was 6.5, is 5 and 6.5 that noticeable of a difference?
 
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IOS said:
we can
but there are high quality ones

u can also make anexcuse like u didnt ate good today so it didnt get too big just at this time etc etc
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I mean i could just say some stupid excuse because what does she know about dicks and their size when erected? haha
 
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ihatemyselfhaha said:
I ended up telling her I wasn't really 8 and instead I was 6.5, is 5 and 6.5 that noticeable of a difference?
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Depends if she is a whore with a high body count or not, trim your pubic hair because it might hide the full length of it
 
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i'll come thru last minute, get under the blanket, then when shes ready to suck it, uncover the blanket revealing my penis and she'll be none the wiser, but you'll have to watch
 
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Radio said:
how are you linking at 14 tf
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That's how life is supposed to go when you're not a genetic abomination

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