xuzky
if only you knew how different things could be.
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BEFORE: Make sure the foid u choose to have a kid with will pass on genes that make it possible for your son to be at least HTN. Preferably white with coloured eyes.
Step 1: expose him to hallucinogenic drugs from an early age so he builds an interest/familiarity in abstract ideas/thoughts. (do this rarely so he doesn't become autistic)
Step 2: raise him as mega NT as possible until around 14 years old (unsupervised internet access, sports, late curfew etc.)
Step 3: This is what you've prepared him his whole life for.. and you only have one chance. So basically one day beat the fuck out of him with a baseball bat, golf club, metal pipe or something of that sort, try and get a really good clean shot at his head, specifically the temporal lobes or parietal lobe (sides of his skull or top) for high cognitive function in mathematics and processing auditory information and memory.
Step 4: He should have now got trauma induced acquired savant syndrome making him a genius.
You're welcome.
Step 1: expose him to hallucinogenic drugs from an early age so he builds an interest/familiarity in abstract ideas/thoughts. (do this rarely so he doesn't become autistic)
Step 2: raise him as mega NT as possible until around 14 years old (unsupervised internet access, sports, late curfew etc.)
Step 3: This is what you've prepared him his whole life for.. and you only have one chance. So basically one day beat the fuck out of him with a baseball bat, golf club, metal pipe or something of that sort, try and get a really good clean shot at his head, specifically the temporal lobes or parietal lobe (sides of his skull or top) for high cognitive function in mathematics and processing auditory information and memory.
Step 4: He should have now got trauma induced acquired savant syndrome making him a genius.
You're welcome.
