How to have sex?

[Chad69]

I mean,what am I supposed to do?Do I ask?How do I even start?
Porn is nothing compared to real life

 

[Patrick Baitman]

What's the point? You can't even get your dick out of the house

 

[Chad69]

What's the point? You can't even get your dick out of the house

Iam Yubo,Badoo and Tinder maxing rn
It might work

 

[Patrick Baitman]

Iam Yubo,Badoo and Tinder maxing rn
It might work

Ah yes, email them your dick so they can print it and stick it in their poo hole

 

[Chad69]

Ah yes, email them your dick so they can print it and stick it in their poo hole

Just tell me how to have sex
I would need it sooner or later

 

[Deleted member 5912]

you still having trauma from not being able to find the hole?

 

[Nisse]

Just tell me how to have sex
I would need it sooner or later

Pp in vv

 

[SeiGun]

my strategy always work 100% no joking
if u goin to smash her for the 1st time
-ask her to come to your house
-watch movie or junk food on your bed together
-put your leg on her leg playfully
-if she is not rejecting, grind your leg against her
-if she do the same, kiss her
- done, she’s yours, enjoy smashing

 

[W0KESTMOTHF]

my strategy always work 100% no joking
if u goin to smash her for the 1st time
-ask her to come to your house
-watch movie or junk food on your bed together
-put your leg on her leg playfully
-if she is not rejecting, grind your leg against her
-if she do the same, kiss her
- done, she’s yours, enjoy smashing

Jfl at this retarded shit

 

[Timelessbrah]

It's like Oreo cookies, first you lick then you dive in.

 

[Patrick Baitman]

Just tell me how to have sex
I would need it sooner or later

Aim for the hole at the bottom half of the vagina and try not to cum till her pussy starts rhythmically contracting and relaxing (you'll feel it on your dick).

You'll learn the fancy stuff like eating her and foreplay later.

 

[SeiGun]

Jfl at this retarded shit

bro its fool proof, i dont wanna get accused of rape

 

[Entschuldigung]

We know you don't ask

 

[Deleted member 4464]

you insert your penis in a females mouth/vagina/anus

 

[DutchPrettyBoy]

https://looksmax.org/threads/losing-my-virginity-tommorow-non-virgins-gtfih.160890/

read this tbh

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Fuck a vacuum cleaner if female is too complicated

 

[Baldingman1998]

Ok IL do a step by step senario.

After you meet and greet bla Bal bla. If she is sexually attracted to you (exception if she is shy) she will keep the convo going etc. After you eat and laugh together and she gets comfortable with you (if you're good looking being funny is good as an icebreaker and making her more comfortable with u = more likely to engage in sexual activities. After a few hrs or so(could be sooner depends how horny she is) you can start lightly flirting and see how she reacts if she reacts well keep going and flirting more. After several successful flirting attempts (look at her body language eyes as well as smile). You can try to slowly kiss her (let her see it coming). Then fuck her brains out

 

[Vidyacoper]

my strategy always work 100% no joking
if u goin to smash her for the 1st time
-ask her to come to your house
-watch movie or junk food on your bed together
-put your leg on her leg playfully
-if she is not rejecting, grind your leg against her
-if she do the same, kiss her
- done, she’s yours, enjoy smashing

wdym by grind your leg against her btw, kinda dont get that part

 

[SeiGun]

wdym by grind your leg against her btw, kinda dont get that part

rub your leg against her leg

 

[TsarTsar444]

rub your leg against her leg
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Ew feet

 

[Deleted member 2769]

be gl

 

[Deleted member 6856]

I mean,what am I supposed to do?Do I ask?How do I even start?
Porn is nothing compared to real life

Just approach her and start kissing her neck

 

[Deleted member 2769]

If you cant think of a way then ur not supposed too because ur too low iq

 

[Chad69]

If you cant think of a way then ur not supposed too because ur too low iq

Stfu at least I dont larp on Incel forum

 

[Ultramental]

I mean,what am I supposed to do?Do I ask?How do I even start?
Porn is nothing compared to real life

jfl if you dont visit 10/10 EE escort to lose your virginity as a mogger

 

[Beetlejuice]

Rape

 

[TITUS]

Lick her out and then put your penis in her vagina and thrust until you cum. Optional: rub her clit until she cooms too.
There is nothing more to sex, stupid nerd.