Niklaus Mikaelson
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disclaimer: for legal reasons I don't actually support any of this or encourage anyone to do this in real life, this is purely meant as a joke
Ever heard someone say quitting smoking/nicotine is the hardest thing you can do? You probably have, quit lying
Imagine if a girl leaving you was the hardest thing to do! In this guide we will learn how it's done:
Easy and simple way to keep/and or convert a short term relationships into a long term relationship where you can be sure that your partner won't leave you for chad + motivation to quit smoking as a bonus.
Pros:
- every time she tries to leave you for chad she will be experiencing the withdrawal symptoms from nicotine, which she will correlate with her leaving you making it near impossible for her
- your partner will have desperate craving for you (good if you have a high libido)
- you're able to quit smoking to a healthier alternative (nicotine gum/mints)
Cons:
- works worse if your partner is already addicted to nicotine
- possible very illegal (especially for partners under 18)
- possibly expensive
- nicotine addiction if you don't already have one
- Might also work with putting on a nicotine patch while sleeping, but its more risky
Ever heard someone say quitting smoking/nicotine is the hardest thing you can do? You probably have, quit lying
Imagine if a girl leaving you was the hardest thing to do! In this guide we will learn how it's done:
Easy and simple way to keep/and or convert a short term relationships into a long term relationship where you can be sure that your partner won't leave you for chad + motivation to quit smoking as a bonus.
Pros:
- every time she tries to leave you for chad she will be experiencing the withdrawal symptoms from nicotine, which she will correlate with her leaving you making it near impossible for her
- your partner will have desperate craving for you (good if you have a high libido)
- you're able to quit smoking to a healthier alternative (nicotine gum/mints)
Cons:
- works worse if your partner is already addicted to nicotine
- possible very illegal (especially for partners under 18)
- possibly expensive
- nicotine addiction if you don't already have one
- Might also work with putting on a nicotine patch while sleeping, but its more risky
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