How to kiss girl

[normal guy]

Ok im 18 VERY LATE BLOOMER DUE TO MULTIPLE reasons and never actually kissed a girl (i had sex once tho )
and I am going to a function next week and there will be 2 GIRLS THAT TOLD ME THEY WILL KISS ME NEXT TIME WE MEET ISTG IM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP and I literally need to learn how to kiss by then because I fucking lied about not being khh
PLS HELP give me literal step by step tutorial or some video i cant find anything good on tongue action and stuff there are only regular smooch on lips tutorials nigga ...
i got one more option and its to call my LESB*AN friend to meet up so I can practice kissing on her, is this retarded she would do it tho because shes like the blood rituals in forest at full moon type of girl

 

[crazyguy]

Ok im 18 VERY LATE BLOOMER DUE TO MULTIPLE reasons and never actually kissed a girl (i had sex once tho )
and I am going to a function next week and there will be 2 GIRLS THAT TOLD ME THEY WILL KISS ME NEXT TIME WE MEET ISTG IM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP and I literally need to learn how to kiss by then because I fucking lied about not being khh
PLS HELP give me literal step by step tutorial or some video i cant find anything good on tongue action and stuff there are only regular smooch on lips tutorials nigga ...
i got one more option and its to call my LESB*AN friend to meet up so I can practice kissing on her, is this retarded she would do it tho because shes like the blood rituals in forest at full moon type of girl

sorry im gatekeeping it

 

[Spamorzz]

Ok im 18 VERY LATE BLOOMER DUE TO MULTIPLE reasons and never actually kissed a girl (i had sex once tho )
and I am going to a function next week and there will be 2 GIRLS THAT TOLD ME THEY WILL KISS ME NEXT TIME WE MEET ISTG IM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP and I literally need to learn how to kiss by then because I fucking lied about not being khh
PLS HELP give me literal step by step tutorial or some video i cant find anything good on tongue action and stuff there are only regular smooch on lips tutorials nigga ...
i got one more option and its to call my LESB*AN friend to meet up so I can practice kissing on her, is this retarded she would do it tho because shes like the blood rituals in forest at full moon type of girl

Okay so first of all you need to apply some vaseline in your lips and borrow some dead skin from the covered in pus lips of a severe herpes patient and then stick them to your lips and cover it with a little makeup so she doesnt notice it then you tell her something to make her horny like asking her if she has hair on her privates or that she reminds you of your mother and then you can start kissing her but its REALLY important to make sure that your nosetips are making contact, with pressure, with eachother and your face has to be completely paralel to hers and if she moves it you move it along to keep them both straight so you can blow your nose into both your tongues so she catches another infection. The pus will make it sticky and add flavour but if its not enough flavour you can better the experience by not brushing your teeth after having your daily surstromming with a bottle of speed's prime BOI TS SO TUFF 67 for a more enhancing effect and to add charm and romanticism you can avoid showering for a couple days before and apply some of that ultra niche nasomato smegma extract eau de parfum to have a captivating scent without losing your pheromonemaxxing progress. You know its working when your shi start looking like a snack fuet. I forgot where I was but the rest will come naturally. A pro tip would be to move with your tongue the leftovers in between your teeth to her mouth. Naturally, a women is attracted to a man that can provide, so feeding them this way is extremely attractive and chad behaviour. After that you can let the body sit on a warm place to use it later on and then maybe go back to teaching hope this helps go get em tiger!!

 

[ascendingalways]

js put ur lips together n kiss em

 

[hasba1feuj]

Okay so first of all you need to apply some vaseline in your lips and borrow some dead skin from the covered in pus lips of a severe herpes patient and then stick them to your lips and cover it with a little makeup so she doesnt notice it then you tell her something to make her horny like asking her if she has hair on her privates or that she reminds you of your mother and then you can start kissing her but its REALLY important to make sure that your nosetips are making contact, with pressure, with eachother and your face has to be completely paralel to hers and if she moves it you move it along to keep them both straight so you can blow your nose into both your tongues so she catches another infection. The pus will make it sticky and add flavour but if its not enough flavour you can better the experience by not brushing your teeth after having your daily surstromming with a bottle of speed's prime BOI TS SO TUFF 67 for a more enhancing effect and to add charm and romanticism you can avoid showering for a couple days before and apply some of that ultra niche nasomato smegma extract eau de parfum to have a captivating scent without losing your pheromonemaxxing progress. You know its working when your shi start looking like a snack fuet. I forgot where I was but the rest will come naturally. A pro tip would be to move with your tongue the leftovers in between your teeth to her mouth. Naturally, a women is attracted to a man that can provide, so feeding them this way is extremely attractive and chad behaviour. After that you can let the body sit on a warm place to use it later on and then maybe go back to teaching hope this helps go get em tiger!!

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[Spamorzz]

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