How to know if your dick is small

[Broski]

When peeing the more high pitch the sound the stream of pee makes when hitting the water = smaller pp

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

I'll nominate you for the Nobel prize.

 

[lungisani]

It's probably not. But post it on the small penis subreddit and see if people dispute it.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

who pisses in water jfl

 

[Broski]

who pisses in water jfl

you go stealth and pee on the side of the toilet bowl?

 

[Deleted member 14693]

you go stealth and pee on the side of the toilet bowl?

Forget that american toilets are full of water...

In that case you are small if your dick doesn't touch the water