HOW TO LARP HIGH IQ

[Vass]

SO YOU WANNA LARP ON ORG AS A BLACKPILLED INCEL EVEN THOUGH YOU TREND-HOPPED INTO LOOKSMAXXING STRAIGHT OFF TIKTOK?

YOU WANNA POSTURE LIKE A HARDCORE TRUECEL, DROP “BANGER” THREADS, AND ACT SEASONED WHILE STILL OPERATING AS A GREY?


DON'T YOU WORRY, IM A PROFESSIONAL LARP MYSELF AND YOU FOUND THE PERFECT THREAD TO START YOUR JOURNEY ON BEING THE BIGGEST LARP IN YOUR AFRICAN VILLAGE.

#1 STRATEGY ON MAKING GOOD THREADS
BLATANTLY COPY OTHER THREADS YOU FOUND MULTIPLE MONTHS AGO
Do i even gotta say anything i'm copying this shit off a thread i found a while ago.

#2
USE ANY OCEAN DRAINING AI TO NAME YOU BUZZWORDS TO GAIN ATTENTION
ALSO USE TIKTOK BUZZWORDS SUCH AS OVERSTIMULATED ETC.
good words to use are

• bone structure
• facial harmony
• canthal tilt
• hunter eyes
• prey eyes
• midface ratio
• weak chin
• recessed jaw
• NW0 / NW3 (Norwood Scale)
• mewing
• mog / mogged
• framecucked
• heightcucked

NOW YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUILD SENTENCES LIKE THIS

1. “I mapped my facial harmony at 3am and realized the canthal tilt rapes me every time, midface ratio cooked, bone structure diffed, so obviously no FOID will ever grasp in my direction genetics literally firewall me from female attraction.”
2. “Tried to softmaxx, tried larping as NT, tried gaslighting myself, but no chin projection + recessed maxilla equals permanent foid immunity, I’m just observing from a overstimulated void.”

#3 TAG ANYONE YOU SEE (BONUS IF THEY DON'T KNOW YOU) AND ASK THEM FOR ADVICE
Examples:
"@

@sick kunt31 @

@SexuallyAbusive @

@PubertyMaxxer
Be honest, am I cooked or is this just midface delusion?
I’m seeing conflicting data on my canthal tilt and bone structure and need external validation before I commit to hardmaxxing or rope."

"@

@cryptt @

@thecel
Be honest is it over? should i rope?" (Always good attention bait)

#4 INSULT MINORITIES
Always good to show off your truecel rage and be more welcomed by other truecels

ALWAYS use the hard r if you insult the shitskin race.
Bonus Points if you insult jews ( I love tel aviv and israel Netanyahu you are so great please spare me)

#5 STEAL THREADS
like i just did

#6 QUEERBAITING
(not endorsing anything, obviously)
Despite the rules saying “no LGBTQ”, there’s this recurring phenomenon where threads randomly drift into ambiguous admiration, ironic fixation, or oddly specific references to a certain aesthetic archetype.
No explanation needed. Everyone knows what I mean.


NOW ENJOY YOUR FREE ATTENTION


You’ve successfully summoned unsolicited opinions, forced engagement, and parasocial drive-bys from people who were never involved to begin with.

 

[chudtotyrone]

Dnr

 

[NVM_Ignacio]

SO YOU WANNA LARP ON ORG AS A BLACKPILLED INCEL EVEN THOUGH YOU TREND-HOPPED INTO LOOKSMAXXING STRAIGHT OFF TIKTOK?

YOU WANNA POSTURE LIKE A HARDCORE TRUECEL, DROP “BANGER” THREADS, AND ACT SEASONED WHILE STILL OPERATING AS A GREY?


DON'T YOU WORRY, IM A PROFESSIONAL LARP MYSELF AND YOU FOUND THE PERFECT THREAD TO START YOUR JOURNEY ON BEING THE BIGGEST LARP IN YOUR AFRICAN VILLAGE.

#1 STRATEGY ON MAKING GOOD THREADS
BLATANTLY COPY OTHER THREADS YOU FOUND MULTIPLE MONTHS AGO
Do i even gotta say anything i'm copying this shit off a thread i found a while ago.

#2
USE ANY OCEAN DRAINING AI TO NAME YOU BUZZWORDS TO GAIN ATTENTION
ALSO USE TIKTOK BUZZWORDS SUCH AS OVERSTIMULATED ETC.
good words to use are

• bone structure
• facial harmony
• canthal tilt
• hunter eyes
• prey eyes
• midface ratio
• weak chin
• recessed jaw
• NW0 / NW3 (Norwood Scale)
• mewing
• mog / mogged
• framecucked
• heightcucked

NOW YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUILD SENTENCES LIKE THIS

1. “I mapped my facial harmony at 3am and realized the canthal tilt rapes me every time, midface ratio cooked, bone structure diffed, so obviously no FOID will ever grasp in my direction genetics literally firewall me from female attraction.”
2. “Tried to softmaxx, tried larping as NT, tried gaslighting myself, but no chin projection + recessed maxilla equals permanent foid immunity, I’m just observing from a overstimulated void.”

#3 TAG ANYONE YOU SEE (BONUS IF THEY DON'T KNOW YOU) AND ASK THEM FOR ADVICE
Examples:
"@

@sick kunt31 @

@SexuallyAbusive @

@PubertyMaxxer
Be honest, am I cooked or is this just midface delusion?
I’m seeing conflicting data on my canthal tilt and bone structure and need external validation before I commit to hardmaxxing or rope."

"@

@cryptt @

@thecel
Be honest is it over? should i rope?" (Always good attention bait)

#4 INSULT MINORITIES
Always good to show off your truecel rage and be more welcomed by other truecels

ALWAYS use the hard r if you insult the shitskin race.
Bonus Points if you insult jews ( I love tel aviv and israel Netanyahu you are so great please spare me)

#5 STEAL THREADS
like i just did

#6 QUEERBAITING
(not endorsing anything, obviously)
Despite the rules saying “no LGBTQ”, there’s this recurring phenomenon where threads randomly drift into ambiguous admiration, ironic fixation, or oddly specific references to a certain aesthetic archetype.
No explanation needed. Everyone knows what I mean.


NOW ENJOY YOUR FREE ATTENTION


You’ve successfully summoned unsolicited opinions, forced engagement, and parasocial drive-bys from people who were never involved to begin with.

Retarded thread

 

[g4rlic]

dnr

 

[Clerpilite]

Retarded thread

its satirical

 

[Wexilarious]

You can also use science to look more trusted and statistics

source:

LinkedIn Study Finds Adding Links Boosts Engagement By 13%

New LinkedIn study finds posts with links boost engagement by 13%, contradicting common advice. Learn which content formats perform best.

www.searchenginejournal.com

also add some quote

1. “In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.”

friedrich niche