HOW TO LAST LONGER đź’¦ CUCKS GTFIH

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Introduction:
becky finally decides to sleep with you but you cum after 54 seconds as you are very overwhelmed. Youre a cuck loser!
so how do we avoid this?
LAST MINUTE SOLUTIONS
  • if youre able to get hard/stay hard, beat your shit on the toilet right before, you wont cum as much if you do so but you will last longer 100%
  • Think of something that disgusts you. Will make it less enjoyable but works.
  • Thick condoms, less sensation but helps.
  • Numbing cream, if you cant feel your shit you cant cum.
  • Changing positions, gives you a little break for recovery.
EDGING
Repeativly stopping before climax will help you last longer in the long term
DIET
Boosting your testosterone through your diet will help you last longer in bed
 
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just fucking do reverse kegels, instantly +5 minutes time added jfl no need to jerk off before sex
 
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Everything you listed makes sex less enjoyable LMAO

-Masturbating before sex will not only make you lose interest, but your erection will be softer
-Lol @ thinking of something that disgusts you when sex is something you should be enjoying
-Intentionally using thicker condoms so you enjoy sex even less
-Numbing cream so you enjoy sex even less
-Changing positions is the only legit advice

So basically you want to take a fun and pleasurable activity and turn it into a waste of time that's not even pleasurable? I've had a few times where I'd be smashing chicks and I would legit be bored and want to hurry up just so I can get back to chilling by myself. Sex is not that great to be faking a performance bro.

For anyone reading, here's some real advice:

-Make sure she has a birth control implant (Don't trust it if she takes pills) or you have a vasectomy. Buss inside of her and keep going. If you're risky and retarded like me, use the pull out method.
-Don't go full retard. Alternate between slow strokes and medium pace. Switch position every 3-4 minutes (Start with missionary, let her ride, then end it with doggystyle and blow your load at maximum speed.
-Make her cum before you even put your penis inside of her (Non-negotiable BTW if you ever want to see her again)

Premature ejaculation really isn't an issue unless you lose all your horniness after the first nut.
 
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Everything you listed makes sex less enjoyable LMAO

-Masturbating before sex will not only make you lose interest, but your erection will be softer
-Lol @ thinking of something that disgusts you when sex is something you should be enjoying
-Intentionally using thicker condoms so you enjoy sex even less
-Numbing cream so you enjoy sex even less
-Changing positions is the only legit advice

So basically you want to take a fun and pleasurable activity and turn it into a waste of time that's not even pleasurable? I've had a few times where I'd be smashing chicks and I would legit be bored and want to hurry up just so I can get back to chilling by myself. Sex is not that great to be faking a performance bro.

For anyone reading, here's some real advice:

-Make sure she has a birth control implant (Don't trust it if she takes pills) or you have a vasectomy. Buss inside of her and keep going. If you're risky and retarded like me, use the pull out method.
-Don't go full retard. Alternate between slow strokes and medium pace. Switch position every 3-4 minutes (Start with missionary, let her ride, then end it with doggystyle and blow your load at maximum speed.
-Make her cum before you even put your penis inside of her (Non-negotiable BTW if you ever want to see her again)

Premature ejaculation really isn't an issue unless you lose all your horniness after the first nut.
I legit said this is purely for lasting longer and it works lol:lul:
 
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try taking bakind soda before. Might work
 
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I legit said this is purely for lasting longer and it works lol:lul:
That's quite disingenuous to give people advice on how to do X at the full expense of Y when you know most people clicking on your thread are trying to do X and Y simultaneously
 
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That's quite disingenuous to give people advice on how to do X at the full expense of Y when you know most people clicking on your thread are trying to do X and Y simultaneously
Nigga i don’t give a fuck i just wanna get more posts while not raping my rep i did this shit in 5 minutes
 
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Nigga i don’t give a fuck i just wanna get more posts while not raping my rep i did this shit in 5 minutes
HAHAHA valid. You won this one ngl.
 
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just fucking do reverse kegels, instantly +5 minutes time added jfl no need to jerk off before sex
How long do i need to do them for to see results?
 
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How long do i need to do them for to see results?
During sex. Just squeeze your pelvic floor while jerking off to try you last 7-8 mins longer
 
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How long do i need to do them for to see results?
Like, im saying try it, stroke your shit normally see how long u last then do it while squeezing pelvic floor, adds 5-6 mins
 
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"Just think about your grandma bro"

The chadiest Chad don't care about cumming fast until he stop seeing women as gods therefore cumming fast

If you cum fast then subconsciously you think pussy is better than you
 
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