how to make money as a 34 year old with strict parents

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I need a way to make money without my parents knowing so an actual job is out of the question. open to any ideas idc how sketchy it is as long is its not some bs like reselling. im specifically interested in cryptocurrency and online gambling but idk how available that would be considering i have no bank account
 
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34 year old?? "strict parents"

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Bro you’re 34
 
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34 with strict parents :lul:
 
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stay at home son😂😂
 
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I need a way to make money without my parents knowing so an actual job is out of the question. open to any ideas idc how sketchy it is as long is its not some bs like reselling. im specifically interested in cryptocurrency and online gambling but idk how available that would be considering i have no bank account
niggas lived basically my whole life time being an adult, and still is confused on how to "deal with strict parents"? Wtf nigga? Wheres the house and kids? What strict parents
 
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I need a way to make money without my parents knowing so an actual job is out of the question. open to any ideas idc how sketchy it is as long is its not some bs like reselling. im specifically interested in cryptocurrency and online gambling but idk how available that would be considering i have no bank account
No bank account at 34 :feelsrope:
 
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No bank account at 34 :feelsrope:
nigga i had one at 16 wtf? and my mom is still a helicopter mom btw wtf is this, how could u be bitched this hard by ur parents
 
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I need a way to make money without my parents knowing so an actual job is out of the question. open to any ideas idc how sketchy it is as long is its not some bs like reselling. im specifically interested in cryptocurrency and online gambling but idk how available that would be considering i have no bank account
over.
 
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I need a way to make money without my parents knowing so an actual job is out of the question. open to any ideas idc how sketchy it is as long is its not some bs like reselling. im specifically interested in cryptocurrency and online gambling but idk how available that would be considering i have no bank account
go start a family or smthing:feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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Strict parents i guess :lul:
that isnt strict thats helicopter and overprotected, strict parents would force ur ass to work a job at like 16 :lul:
 
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I need a way to make money without my parents knowing so an actual job is out of the question. open to any ideas idc how sketchy it is as long is its not some bs like reselling. im specifically interested in cryptocurrency and online gambling but idk how available that would be considering i have no bank account
Dude, you are 34 years old? What a shame.
 
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I need a way to make money without my parents knowing so an actual job is out of the question. open to any ideas idc how sketchy it is as long is its not some bs like reselling. im specifically interested in cryptocurrency and online gambling but idk how available that would be considering i have no bank account
Sell your semen in vials to children at the gym
 
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I need a way to make money without my parents knowing so an actual job is out of the question. open to any ideas idc how sketchy it is as long is its not some bs like reselling. im specifically interested in cryptocurrency and online gambling but idk how available that would be considering i have no bank account
why would you not want them knowing?
 
Complete larp
34 and your parents are against you getting a job?
 
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I need a way to make money without my parents knowing so an actual job is out of the question. open to any ideas idc how sketchy it is as long is its not some bs like reselling. im specifically interested in cryptocurrency and online gambling but idk how available that would be considering i have no bank account
Nigga what are you even doing at this point other than rope:feelswhy:
 
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I need a way to make money without my parents knowing so an actual job is out of the question. open to any ideas idc how sketchy it is as long is its not some bs like reselling. im specifically interested in cryptocurrency and online gambling but idk how available that would be considering i have no bank account
Too late LDAR
 
I need a way to make money without my parents knowing so an actual job is out of the question. open to any ideas idc how sketchy it is as long is its not some bs like reselling. im specifically interested in cryptocurrency and online gambling but idk how available that would be considering i have no bank account
Okay so what ur going to want to do is ur going to want to go out into the world and make some friends, make sure they are degenerates. Then you are going to ask them or observe what drugs they like to do. Your going to go online, order said drugs (if u live in the us, virtually 0 risk of arrest), Ur then going to offer them the drugs. They are going to be higher quality and way cheaper than anything street price if u order it online. And u can especially make a lot of money cutting coke or selling meth pressed Adderall as legit, if you have zero morals, just sell fent percs or H. Each time your going to use the money to reinvest and because ur going to be cheaper and higher quality than anything else, they are going to tell their friends, and their friends and their friends about you. once you make enough money, you can move out of your parents house u 34 year old failure and get a real fucking job. Loser ass nigga. Crypto is a scam and dead and online gambling will only lose you money. I can see why u live with ur parents still at 34.
 

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