how to make money ilegaly? theoretically

[bolinha]

I need to maximize money so tell ways like go to Trains full of distracted people and tourists, theoretically stealing iPhones. I know a friend who lost his Rolex on a train and the dude did that wasn't caught, just like a foid I know who was raped by an almost immobile old man and also escaped. In other words, logically it seems like a good place for crimes, theoretically.. so tell me what to do teoretically should I do kiss the western wall ( the jew wall) or some shit???

 

[Rhinomaxed]

I need to maximize money so tell ways like go to Trains full of distracted people and tourists, theoretically stealing iPhones. I know a friend who lost his Rolex on a train and the dude did that wasn't caught, just like a foid I know who was raped by an almost immobile old man and also escaped. In other words, logically it seems like a good place for crimes, theoretically.. so tell me what to do teoretically should I do kiss the western wall ( the jew wall) or some shit???

Pm

 

[bolinha]

And I don't want shrimp-like dicks guys commenting like saying im retarded, even though they haven't slept with anyone in their lives and are afraid to talk to women.

 

[brootaldude]

I need to maximize money so tell ways like go to Trains full of distracted people and tourists, theoretically stealing iPhones. I know a friend who lost his Rolex on a train and the dude did that wasn't caught, just like a foid I know who was raped by an almost immobile old man and also escaped. In other words, logically it seems like a good place for crimes, theoretically.. so tell me what to do teoretically should I do kiss the western wall ( the jew wall) or some shit???

kill yourself fuckass who can’t do ONE reddit search or learn on his own mistakes

 

[bolinha]

kill yourself fuckass who can’t do ONE reddit search or learn on his own mistakes

I've theoretically stolen several times and it's not that easy to locate the stealer shrimp dick. I just want theoritically ways to steal better? and more expensive theoretically

 

[brootaldude]

I've theoretically stolen several times and it's not that easy to locate the stealer shrimp dick. I just want theoritically ways to steal better? and more expensive theoretically

lmaoo calling me a shrimp dick and you want advice. speak up to your king nigga

 

[ghenghis]

easiest way to start is if your at a party, steal everything, but dont get caught obv

 

[OlympicSizzler]

Feds after reading this

 

[Cookie271]

just go to a random house party and dont drink anything. When everyone is drunk asf take everything
this is obviously completely theoretical

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

I need to maximize money so tell ways like go to Trains full of distracted people and tourists, theoretically stealing iPhones. I know a friend who lost his Rolex on a train and the dude did that wasn't caught, just like a foid I know who was raped by an almost immobile old man and also escaped. In other words, logically it seems like a good place for crimes, theoretically.. so tell me what to do teoretically should I do kiss the western wall ( the jew wall) or some shit???

WTFFFFFF BRO THIS IS FUCKIN' ILLEGAL! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DARN MIND?

 

[chromomatic]

Upstairs bedroom & Medicine cabinet at house party
or just fucking rob somebody lmao

 

[sherry12]

Steal from house parties

 

[bolinha]

Feds after reading this
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This is all theoretical on my part and obviously a joke.