How to measure cock?

[Anon]

Measured the bottom side of my banana dick for the first time and it was easily over 8 inches without being fully hard. Lifefuel? Am I an 8 inches slayer or a 6.5 inches subhuman? Thank you

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Top, I find the best way is using some lace to hold the balls as far back as possible, this will stretch the skin around your penis which will make it easier for you to see where it starts, then just use a ruler to measure it.

Also, make sure your pelvis isn't retracted

 

[pisslord]

 

[Anon]

Top, I find the best way is using some lace to hold the balls as far back as possible, this will stretch the skin around your penis which will make it easier for you to see where it starts, then just use a ruler to measure it.

Also, make sure your pelvis isn't retracted

Nah can’t measure banana dick with ruler I just use tape measure

 

[Avoidant]

If your dick looks like that you got bigger problems than size

 

[Brandon10]

 

[Roping Subhuman]

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Did he touch his dick?

 

[Anon]

If your dick looks like that you got bigger problems than size

Ik bro missionary only really works for me

 

[pisslord]

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Did he touch his dick?

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Nah can’t measure banana dick with ruler I just use tape measure

You need a ruler, I use a tape too but it's so inconclusive, I hate it

 

[NiBBaCel]

Top, I find the best way is using some lace to hold the balls as far back as possible, this will stretch the skin around your penis which will make it easier for you to see where it starts, then just use a ruler to measure it.

Also, make sure your pelvis isn't retracted

jfl at niggs cope meassuring

just get a hard one and meassure without bone pressing the top
jfl at niggs tryin other ways to fraud some inches

 

[Deleted member 3328]

jfl at niggs cope meassuring

just get a hard one and meassure without bone pressing the top
jfl at niggs tryin other ways to fraud some inches

 

[Deleted member 1100]

jfl at niggs cope meassuring

just get a hard one and meassure without bone pressing the top
jfl at niggs tryin other ways to fraud some inches

It's not cope measuring, it's just to see where the dick starts. If I can put inside the V, then it counts

 

[pisslord]

try to take it in your mouth as much as you can

What Is the Average Size of a Human Mouth?

The normal maximum mouth opening (MMO) is approximately 48 millimeters for humans. The ability to position three fingers of either the left or the right hand in the mouth between the upper and the lower front teeth indicates normal size of the mouth.

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[Butthurt Dweller]

Press it flat on a table or use trigonometry or something

 

[Preposterous]

You gotta use a panini press to straighten it first then u measure it bone pressed topside with a ruler not a tape measure

 

[Avoidant]

try to take it in your mouth as much as you can

What Is the Average Size of a Human Mouth?

The normal maximum mouth opening (MMO) is approximately 48 millimeters for humans. The ability to position three fingers of either the left or the right hand in the mouth between the upper and the lower front teeth indicates normal size of the mouth.

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Marilyn Manson theory

 

[Pillarman]

stand straight no slouching, don't tilt your dick upwards or downwards(important) get it straight and measure on top of it bone pressed
bone pressing won't change much for you unless you're a fatass tbh

 

[SikKunt]

 

[Titbot]

My cock is a bit bigger in length then my iPhone X life fuel for me as I say it’s in the low 6inch, the typical curry dick is 4-5 inch hard

 

[Anon]

stand straight no slouching, don't tilt your dick upwards or downwards(important) get it straight and measure on top of it bone pressed
bone pressing won't change much for you unless you're a fatass tbh

Cheers bro

 

[rockndogs]

Yes bro

 

[Deleted member 3512]

For the girth, I have to tighten tight the ruler around my dick, or tighten gently?
Because if I tighten gently I have barely 5 inch dick girth, and it's fine for enjoy sex.

 

[Pietrosiek]

Measure it from side but make sure you start from same place that cock start on top i hope you know what i mean

 

[Anon]

Measure it from side but make sure you start from same place that cock start on top i hope you know what i mean

Thank you bro here’s some gold strangeroo!