How to measure your height, dick size and weight properly (small thread)

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Introduction:
This is just a quick guide and a method that I found to be the most accurate on myself.
The point of the thread is to end bad thoughs like:
"Im 10 pounds heavier because I ate a spoon of nutella" "Did I shrink from yesterday to today" and so on:feelsuhh:

Height
Requirements: You just woke up, no socks, measuring tape stable object e.g heavy book, deodorant can, mouse. something that sits straight and can land flat is perfect.
You will need to lay down on the floor, put ur feet against the wall, and grab the heavy object and press it down on your head, gravity will make your posture better then it probabily was before, and the heavy object will help you calculate your height without the interference of your hair, then put the object still and gently bend ur knees to get up without moving the object. After everything was concluded just grab the tape and measure, I found this to be very accurate and will most likely boost u up a whole inch or more if you have bad posture.

Premium Photo | Man lying down on the floor


Dick- lenght and girth
Requirements: Morning wood, ruler 25cm long, tailor’s measuring tape.
This one is easier, just get up and stand still right after you wake up, to measure the lenght u must grab the ruler and press it fully down on ur skin to the tip of your dick, dont measure it by the sides or from without pressing, or else it will cause unaccurate results. Now for the girth, grab a tailor measuring tape, its the same ones italian stylish users, u can buy one in any chinese store, just wrap it around the thickest part of your johnsoon and there you have it. If you cant get morning wood watch some hard corn or take cialis/viagra. And make sure your erection is hard enough or else you will end up losing half an inch. With this you will have the so called BP cock or bone pressed dick.
Here is a chart with the sizes and an image to help you out:

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Weight:
Requirements: Fasted for 8 hours, you just pissed, naked.:p
Step into the scale and boom. This is so obvious yet I still see people weighting themselves after eating, jfl.

TLDR:
Do as I say and keep track of your measurements. Peace out and remember, its all about size:blackpill:


@aids @MyDreamIsToBe183CM @vevcred @Hernan @wastedspermcel
 
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Just be big boned bro:blackpill:
 
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there are guides for everything nowadays:Comfy:
 
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Anything over 10 centimeters long is enough (the length of a roll of paper from toilet. Just put it next to your dick in the bathroom, and that's enough) because that's where the majority of the planet's population sits that continues to procreate and have sex every day without problems..
 
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end it fucking moron
 
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Anything over 10 centimeters long is enough (the length of a roll of paper from toilet. Just put it next to your dick in the bathroom, and that's enough) because that's where the majority of the planet's population sits that continues to procreate and have sex every day without problems..
how big yo clock?
 
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there are guides for everything nowadays:Comfy:
inb4 guide on how to breathe

end it fucking moron
I put small thread in the title, if u dont need help when measuring dont fucking click the thread, yall expect a thread about a magic coumpound everyday:forcedsmile:
 
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Anything over 10 centimeters long is enough (the length of a roll of paper from toilet. Just put it next to your dick in the bathroom, and that's enough) because that's where the majority of the planet's population sits that continues to procreate and have sex every day without problems..
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