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If You have over 50 post on this website your probably on some type of list so heres a guide on how not to get SWATTED

1. Dont say im gonna kill ___

If you say you want to kill some one ESPECIALLY if its a president or liberal in general you will 100% get SWATTED EVEN if your joking
Then feds dont mess around with this shit so never ever threaten to kill a politician or anyone in general just to be safe.

2. Never tell some one or say that your going to do ANYTHING Illegal

This is called INCITEMENT and will get your ass locked up. For example dont say or write ''im gonna R*pe ___ ''

In short dont say that your going to do/or want to do anything illegal
 
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I’m going to kill myself using cyanide in 3 weeks
 
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alternate step: dont live in the US
easy
 
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im gonna shoot up the tobacco street synagogue
 
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you could also just use a vpn
 
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If You have over 50 post on this website your probably on some type of list so heres a guide on how not to get SWATTED

1. Dont say im gonna kill ___

If you say you want to kill some one ESPECIALLY if its a president or liberal in general you will 100% get SWATTED EVEN if your joking
Then feds dont mess around with this shit so never ever threaten to kill a politician or anyone in general just to be safe.

2. Never tell some one or say that your going to do ANYTHING Illegal

This is called INCITEMENT and will get your ass locked up. For example dont say or write ''im gonna R*pe ___ ''

In short dont say that your going to do/or want to do anything illegal
Im going to kill the president of the united states.

@Darkeningstar @beefliverontop @GlamourPursuer @Xangsane
 
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Im going to kill the president of the united states.

@Darkeningstar @beefliverontop @GlamourPursuer @Xangsane
First come eat in Italy
 
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Average Americancel with typical America-centric worldview and shitpostings
 
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If You have over 50 post on this website your probably on some type of list so heres a guide on how not to get SWATTED

1. Dont say im gonna kill ___

If you say you want to kill some one ESPECIALLY if its a president or liberal in general you will 100% get SWATTED EVEN if your joking
Then feds dont mess around with this shit so never ever threaten to kill a politician or anyone in general just to be safe.

2. Never tell some one or say that your going to do ANYTHING Illegal

This is called INCITEMENT and will get your ass locked up. For example dont say or write ''im gonna R*pe ___ ''

In short dont say that your going to do/or want to do anything illegal
Good thread, now the uk goverment wont come knocking on my door for saying i want to rape master
 
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Relax. Dont be so anxious..
Nothing will happen
 
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I’m going to kill a politician mark my words…
 
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Instructions unclear.
My home got swatted at 3 am, I‘m currently in a temporary holding cell, and will be shipped to Alcatraz tommorow.
 
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I'm going to jerk off
 
If You have over 50 post on this website your probably on some type of list so heres a guide on how not to get SWATTED

1. Dont say im gonna kill ___

If you say you want to kill some one ESPECIALLY if its a president or liberal in general you will 100% get SWATTED EVEN if your joking
Then feds dont mess around with this shit so never ever threaten to kill a politician or anyone in general just to be safe.

2. Never tell some one or say that your going to do ANYTHING Illegal

This is called INCITEMENT and will get your ass locked up. For example dont say or write ''im gonna R*pe ___ ''

In short dont say that your going to do/or want to do anything illegal
Wait feds actually lurk on this forum?
 
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I will kill rape and destroy Kamala Harris
 
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alternate step: dont live in the US
easy
Bro, that vid you have under your posts is a masterpiece. Mind linking the original if there is?
 
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If You have over 50 post on this website your probably on some type of list so heres a guide on how not to get SWATTED

1. Dont say im gonna kill ___

If you say you want to kill some one ESPECIALLY if its a president or liberal in general you will 100% get SWATTED EVEN if your joking
Then feds dont mess around with this shit so never ever threaten to kill a politician or anyone in general just to be safe.

2. Never tell some one or say that your going to do ANYTHING Illegal

This is called INCITEMENT and will get your ass locked up. For example dont say or write ''im gonna R*pe ___ ''

In short dont say that your going to do/or want to do anything illegal
dnr the only way to avoid swatting is to end your posts with "in minecraft"
 
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i will drive a aeroplane into a volcan after make it do a backflip
 
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If You have over 50 post on this website your probably on some type of list so heres a guide on how not to get SWATTED

1. Dont say im gonna kill ___

If you say you want to kill some one ESPECIALLY if its a president or liberal in general you will 100% get SWATTED EVEN if your joking
Then feds dont mess around with this shit so never ever threaten to kill a politician or anyone in general just to be safe.

2. Never tell some one or say that your going to do ANYTHING Illegal

This is called INCITEMENT and will get your ass locked up. For example dont say or write ''im gonna R*pe ___ ''

In short dont say that your going to do/or want to do anything illegal
Me because I told someone to go er
 

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