Richard_Hungwell
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I'm tired of being alone all the time... What are some strategies to oofy doofy maxx in order to get a relationship?
Should I shave my hair down to a buzzcut to better show off my balding?
Should I wear fake glasses to signal bad eyesight and possibly run wounded bird game conjointly and possibly trigger her sympathy/motherhood nurturing instincts?
Should I grow out my subpar facial hair (the best I can muster is a patchy crackhead goatee)?
Should I try to bloatmaxx and gain 50 lbs so I look less intimidating (more "cuddly") for females to approach?
(Not being alone is more important to me than having self-respect at this point).
Additional info: I'm 5'6" and have mildly visible thinning hair even when grown out, so I'm not sure if I would even be able to run oofy doofy game as like 95% of the oofy doofy examples I've seen are tall dudes with thick ass hair (these seem to be the 2 traits that women are unwilling to compromise on...even when settling for an oofy doofy guy).
Should I shave my hair down to a buzzcut to better show off my balding?
Should I wear fake glasses to signal bad eyesight and possibly run wounded bird game conjointly and possibly trigger her sympathy/motherhood nurturing instincts?
Should I grow out my subpar facial hair (the best I can muster is a patchy crackhead goatee)?
Should I try to bloatmaxx and gain 50 lbs so I look less intimidating (more "cuddly") for females to approach?
(Not being alone is more important to me than having self-respect at this point).
Additional info: I'm 5'6" and have mildly visible thinning hair even when grown out, so I'm not sure if I would even be able to run oofy doofy game as like 95% of the oofy doofy examples I've seen are tall dudes with thick ass hair (these seem to be the 2 traits that women are unwilling to compromise on...even when settling for an oofy doofy guy).
