How to open Soylent bottle cap?

[zrr]

I need help it’s way too hard to open any tips?

 

[FaceandBBC]

Shove it up your anus as far as you can twist it until you feel internal bleeding.

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

You’re definitely the target audience

 

[zrr]

Shove it up your anus as far as you can twist it until you feel internal bleeding.

Wow this sounds promising I’ll give it a try later