How to seduce your teachers?

BarelyLegalTweaker

BarelyLegalTweaker

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This is serious, this is no laughing matter. I'm going to uni next year and academics is NOT my strong point. Never liked school, never will, haven't studied since 4th grade and I'm going into med, I'm fucked

So what's the plan now? I seduce my professors for easy grades. Any NTs here who know how to go about doing it? This is serious, please
 
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No JFLs, I'm serious
 
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No JFLs, I'm serious
1749655386726
 
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here the tip :stop watching porn
 
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Just study lmao you will almost definitely get expelled if you do that
 
Study you retard life isn't a porn movie.
Muh fuck the professor for grades. That definitely won't work for med school(or any degree)

how tf did you even get into med school did you have an orgy with the admissions board
 
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how tf did you even get into med school did you have an orgy with the admissions board
They saw my 120° gonial angle, 172° convexity angle and deepset blue hunter eyes, they just couldn't control themselves after witnessing perfection
 
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Just study lmao you will almost definitely get expelled if you do that
They make it look so easy in the porn movies... :feelsbadman:
 
So what's the plan now? I seduce my professors for easy grades. Any NTs here who know how to go about doing it? This is serious, please
Only works for girls, they can easily get good grades in exchange for sexual favors...
 
Only works for girls, they can easily get good grades in exchange for sexual favors...
So you're basically saying I should chop it off and hop on hormone replacement therapy? Let's gooo
 
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just talk to them like normal human beings about academic topics that they teach, after you feel there's enough trust do small talk abt normal topics then just be nice af and invite them to have a coffee or sum and shoot your shot, don't be a weirdo, make it look like you're genuinely interested in them, i banged my uni chemistry teacher that way
 
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This is serious, this is no laughing matter. I'm going to uni next year and academics is NOT my strong point. Never liked school, never will, haven't studied since 4th grade and I'm going into med, I'm fucked

So what's the plan now? I seduce my professors for easy grades. Any NTs here who know how to go about doing it? This is serious, please
bend over the desk and spread your cheeks

professors are smart, they'll figure the rest out
 

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