How to seem more NT: When pulling an anecdote out of your ass always say "A friend of mine"

[Beastimmung]

Always have some anecdote of what happened to a friend of yours at every topic, that way they will think you have a interesting social circle

 

[Arcturus]

whyd you delete your old account bro, now you need to get back to your 20k+ post count

 

[Beastimmung]

whyd you delete your old account bro, now you need to get back to your 20k+ post count

Nah I will delete this one too soon

 

[Arcturus]

Nah I will delete this one too soon

leave this place tbh, it will be the exact same in 5 years

 

[New Poster]

oh, no, my monster condom for my magnum dong

 

[Henry Rollins]

Pretty much the opposite effect will occur

 

[Beastimmung]

Pretty much the opposite effect will occur

Elab?