How to slay on the first date (?)

[lazza]

Tomorrow I have a first date with this foid, we never interacted in person

She was my friends classmate, and one day we were walking and she saw me from away and next day asked our common friend for my insta and such

She is probably a virgin and I don't think she has done nothing sexual by now, and since summer is ending and school starting soon I want to use this in my advantage

I need your help to frame the date, like should we go on a walk, bar to drink something? Like what's the best thing to do if I want to slay, also consider that the slay would need to happen outdoor

If by the end of the date things are not going exactly as planned I will casually drop a "are you down to fuck" and hopefully she is horny enough to say yes, worst case scenario I will have hardmaxing motivation

What do you guys think and don't hit me with a "DNR"

 

[soggra]

If ur not htn+ she’s not gonna let u hit

 

[mangophonk]

just do drugs with her and then she will think she likes you but she just likes the drugs then she will let you hit trust

 

[Mess]

Gauge it based on her personality. Is she "easy" or slutty? Then just treat her well and she'll spread her legs easily (only if you're low htn+)

 

[lazza]

If ur not htn+ she’s not gonna let u hit

You are damn right, I have to spend 6 hours before the date debloating just to have a chance

But the fact that she wants to go on a date still gives me hope

 

[lazza]

Gauge it based on her personality. Is she "easy" or slutty? Then just treat her well and she'll spread her legs easily (only if you're low htn+)

It's going to be hard but I still have to try it man

 

[laworg]

Tomorrow I have a first date with this foid, we never interacted in person

She was my friends classmate, and one day we were walking and she saw me from away and next day asked our common friend for my insta and such

She is probably a virgin and I don't think she has done nothing sexual by now, and since summer is ending and school starting soon I want to use this in my advantage

I need your help to frame the date, like should we go on a walk, bar to drink something? Like what's the best thing to do if I want to slay, also consider that the slay would need to happen outdoor

If by the end of the date things are not going exactly as planned I will casually drop a "are you down to fuck" and hopefully she is horny enough to say yes, worst case scenario I will have hardmaxing motivation

What do you guys think and don't hit me with a "DNR"

Dont force it retard

 

[lazza]

Dont force it retard

It's going to be a painful blackpill moment

but last time I went on a date with this other food she put on this slutty perfume and removed her sweatshirt revealing her top clearly for me to see

Still no slay but second date is getting planned

 

[laworg]

It's going to be a painful blackpill moment

but last time I went on a date with this other food she put on this slutty perfume and removed her sweatshirt revealing her top clearly for me to see

Still no slay but second date is getting planned

I mean i wasnt there but i assume u can read the room lol move in on it if u know she wants it lol

 

[lazza]

just do drugs with her and then she will think she likes you but she just likes the drugs then she will let you hit trust

Do you think I should go to a bar with her or more isolated places?

In a bar I risk getting mogged and turning her off

 

[mangophonk]

Do you think I should go to a bar with her or more isolated places?

In a bar I risk getting mogged and turning her off

More isolated and then just give her like an ecstasy pill then she´ll instatly fall in love with you

 

[lazza]

I mean i wasnt there but i assume u can read the room lol move in on it if u know she wants it lol

Last time I did something sexual with a girl it wasn't that hard to read the room, she was throwing her ass at me and such

But she was low key a horny slut

This one is virgin and doesn't seem easy

Might be over

 

[laworg]

Last time I did something sexual with a girl it wasn't that hard to read the room, she was throwing her ass at me and such

But she was low key a horny slut

This one is virgin and doesn't seem easy

Might be over

How is it over if ur on a second date jfl just gotta manifest it browww

 

[mangophonk]

Last time I did something sexual with a girl it wasn't that hard to read the room, she was throwing her ass at me and such

But she was low key a horny slut

This one is virgin and doesn't seem easy

Might be over

you can also just give her like a bunch of xanax till she almost pass out then take advatage of her when she´s almost passed out then she wont remeber you slaying her but then you will prob go to jail

 

[lazza]

More isolated and then just give her like an ecstasy pill then she´ll instatly fall in love with you

Need to mix that with Viagra to help my nervous little pp stay in good shape if she is dtf

 

[imogyounormie]

dont you have a car you can go to after buddy?

 

[lazza]

you can also just give her like a bunch of xanax till she almost pass out then take advatage of her when she´s almost passed out then she wont remeber you slaying her but then you will prob go to jail

You are not beating the rapping accusations with this one ahahahah

 

[lazza]

dont you have a car you can go to after buddy?

Only motorcycles and don't even have the complete license yet for big bikes, need to get creative with it

 

[mangophonk]

You are not beating the rapping accusations with this one ahahahah

my friend did the same but he didn´t go to jail but almost all of his friends cut him off and hates him now

 

[lazza]

my friend did the same but he didn´t go to jail but almost all of his friends cut him off and hates him now

A slay is a slay

 

[imogyounormie]

Only motorcycles and don't even have the complete license yet for big bikes, need to get creative with it

bro how do you think youre going to slay oudoors then haha and if shes a virgin 100% no slay

 

[lazza]

my friend did the same but he didn´t go to jail but almost all of his friends cut him off and hates him now

I also want to use the little Intel I have on her not having sex this summer and remaining a virgin in my favour

Need to ask her something like: "so you had no previous bf right?" And other bs

This way by the end of the date she could feel like it's a good deal to slay

What do you think of this strategy? I think it can improve odds

 

[mangophonk]

I also want to use the little Intel I have on her not having sex this summer and remaining a virgin in my favour

Need to ask her something like: "so you had no previous bf right?" And other bs

This way by the end of the date she could feel like it's a good deal to slay

What do you think of this strategy? I think it can improve odds

sounds like it could work

 

[lazza]

bro how do you think youre going to slay oudoors then haha and if shes a virgin 100% no slay

Yes that what I thought, I should mention that I consider bj as a slay

So that's more realistic for her first sexual experience

Don't think she wants to get fugged for the first time behind some alley

But a BJ might still be totally possible

 

[lazza]

bro how do you think youre going to slay oudoors then haha and if shes a virgin 100% no slay

Now that I think about it I need to money max and get a car asap, but then I can't afford double jaw surgery

 

[Never Get Up]

Be ugly.

Women fuck subhumans on the first date.

 

[lazza]

Be ugly.

Women fuck subhumans on the first date.

"just be subhuman" brutal bro brutal

Going to watch American pie for some motivation so I can become a hopecel right before the date

 

[imogyounormie]

Now that I think about it I need to money max and get a car asap, but then I can't afford double jaw surgery

yh dont do that then haha couldent you sneak her in your house i assume you live with your parents i have done it a few times

 

[lazza]

yh dont do that then haha couldent you sneak her in your house i assume you live with your parents i have done it a few times

Unfortunately not possible due to my mother police like behaviour

I think I'm going to focus on a first kiss with her a possibly a bj of she is feeling slutty and doesn't notice my recessed maxilla

 

[imogyounormie]

Unfortunately not possible due to my mother police like behaviour

I think I'm going to focus on a first kiss with her a possibly a bj of she is feeling slutty and doesn't notice my recessed maxilla

yh a bj could work tho i have a friend that slayed a girl outiside in the bushes but he is 6´3 and htn brutal but its not over you could slay her if she really likes you and if she gets some drinks in her system

 

[lazza]

yh a bj could work tho i have a friend that slayed a girl outiside in the bushes but he is 6´3 and htn brutal but its not over you could slay her if she really likes you and if she gets some drinks in her system

Fuck I forgot about the drinks part thanks for reminding me that

Going to need some alcohol in my system too for reducing inhibition for suree

 

[imogyounormie]

Fuck I forgot about the drinks part thanks for reminding me that

Going to need some alcohol in my system too for reducing inhibition for suree

yep defently but dont listen to the retards here telling you to drug her