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ALRIGHT, GATHER AROUND YOU BARNYARD ANIMALS, THIS IS A GUIDE FOR YOU TRUE SUB 4 PSLER SUBHUMANS AND WILL PROBABLY BE THE ONLY THING YOU READ THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO PROPAGATE YOUR GENES FOR THE MILLENNIA TO COME
I WANT YOU TO ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION:
"WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIFE?"
IS IT TO COOM?
IS IT TO COPE?
IS IT TO ROPE?
NO
IT'S TO PROPAGATE YOUR GENES, THIS HAS BEEN THE PURPOSE OF OUR FEEBLE AND MISERABLE EXISTENCES SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL
NOW HOW DOES AN UTTER ABOMINATION OF A SUBHUMAN LIKE YOURSELF SECURE A FERTILE AND JUICY VAGINA TO EJACULATE INTO IN THE HOPES OF INDUCING A PREGNANCY?
WELL, UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO RAPE (JFL AT LOW INHIB RAPECELS), YOU DON'T
NOT TO WORRY, MODERN TECHNOLOGY HAS THE SOLUTION
LOOK AT THE FOLLOWING MEN, WHAT DO THEY ALL HAVE IN COMMON?
I WANT YOU TO ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION:
"WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIFE?"
IS IT TO COOM?
IS IT TO COPE?
IS IT TO ROPE?
NO
IT'S TO PROPAGATE YOUR GENES, THIS HAS BEEN THE PURPOSE OF OUR FEEBLE AND MISERABLE EXISTENCES SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL
NOW HOW DOES AN UTTER ABOMINATION OF A SUBHUMAN LIKE YOURSELF SECURE A FERTILE AND JUICY VAGINA TO EJACULATE INTO IN THE HOPES OF INDUCING A PREGNANCY?
WELL, UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO RAPE (JFL AT LOW INHIB RAPECELS), YOU DON'T
NOT TO WORRY, MODERN TECHNOLOGY HAS THE SOLUTION
LOOK AT THE FOLLOWING MEN, WHAT DO THEY ALL HAVE IN COMMON?
THIS BLOATED QUADRUPLE CHINNED OLDCEL ANIMAL:
THIS BULBOUS NOSED BEADY EYED SUBHUMAN:
AND THIS RECESSED 4 EYED SLACK JAWED LOW PRENATAL T DIABETES HAVING LUNG CANCER NECKBEARD WITH A TOADASS NECK:
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THEY HAVE IN COMMON, THEY ALL CHEATED THEIR GENETICS
THEY ALL HAVE HUNDREDS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF THEIR GENETIC SEED RUNNING ABOUT IN THE WORLD AS WE SPEAK
HOW DID THEY DO IT???
THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE:
THEY RAN FERTILITY CLINICS AND USED THEIR OWN SPERM TO ARTIFICIALLY FERTILIZE THE EGGS OF FEMALE PATIENTS
THEY ALL HAVE HUNDREDS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF THEIR GENETIC SEED RUNNING ABOUT IN THE WORLD AS WE SPEAK
HOW DID THEY DO IT???
THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE:
THEY RAN FERTILITY CLINICS AND USED THEIR OWN SPERM TO ARTIFICIALLY FERTILIZE THE EGGS OF FEMALE PATIENTS
NOW YOU MIGHT BE THINKING
"JFL THIS RETARD OP THINKS YOU CAN EASILY GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL AND SUBSEQUENTLY BECOME A REPRODUCTIVE ENDOCRINOLOGIST"
NOT TO WORRY, I ALREADY REALIZE MOST OF YOU BELONG IN A BARNYARD AND THAT THE MEAN IQ ON THIS FORUM IS 82 AT MOST AND CAN OFFER AN ALTERNATIVE MORE SUITABLE TO YOUR INTELLIGENCE
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET US START THE GUIDE:
STEP 1:
LOCATE YOUR NEAREST IVF CLINIC AND APPLY TO BECOME A JANITOR (LIFEFUEL FOR THE 5'2 BALDING INDIAN JANITORS ON HERE SINCE THEY HAVE THE EXPERIENCE)
CONSULT OTHER GUIDES IF YOU FAIL THIS STEP OR ALTERNATIVELY KYS IF YOU CAN'T GET A JOB AS A JANITOR
STEP 2:
ONCE YOU GET THE JOB, YOU WILL, AS A JANITOR, HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE FACILITY, SPEND SOME TIME GETTING ON FRIENDLY TERMS WITH THE DOCTOR AND NURSES AND FIGURING OUT THE LOGISTICS AND CONTROL FLOW OF THE SPERM DONATION PROCEDURE, HAVE THE RETARDED BOOMER DOCTOR EXPLAIN SHIT TO YOU IF YOU ARE TOO RETARDED TO WATCH A YOUTUBE VIDEO ON IVF
STEP 3:
ONCE YOU'VE FIGURED OUT THE BEST TIME AND PLACE TO SWAP CHAD'S SPERM SAMPLE FOR YOURS, DO IT WITHOUT HESITATION
STEP 4:
REPEAT STEP 3 UNTIL YOU ARE SATISFIED AND/OR ARRESTED (JFL LET'S BE HONEST ANY ONE OF YOU THAT TRIES THIS WILL PROBABLY FAIL, GET ARRESTED AND BRUTALLY HAVE THEIR ASSHOLE EVISCERATED AND TORN A @Newone IN PRISON BUT MAYBE A GREYCEL CAN ASCEND FROM THIS ADVICE)
CONGRATULATIONS, BY THIS POINT YOU HAVE FULFILLED YOUR GENETIC IMPETUS, YOU HAVE ARGUABLY ASCENDED HARDER AND HIGHER THAN LEFORT IV PATIENTS
20000 rape babies born just because of a few days worth of raping by brown buddhist ricecels.
