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Prerequisites:
6’4 LTN
5’11 Jacked LTN
6’0 MTN
5’9 Jacked MTN
5’9 HTN
5’7 Jacked HTN
Or just be chad
If you don't have the prerequisites, looksmax until you fit at least one of the brackets.
If you fit one of the brackets, and are still an incel, congrats, in this tutorial you will learn how to slay beckies in clubs to hopefully never be an incel again!
The reason you are not slaying while being in one of these brackets lookswise is because you are a mentalcel. This is because you likely lack experience and therefore can’t reliably approach and interact with women in a way that makes them want to have sex with you. But relax, it’s not hard, or well it is, but as a normie it’s a skill that you can and will improve if you practise enough times.
Step 1:
Find yourself a slayer friend who is of a similar looks level to you. Usually this is done in university or in other social circles such as jobs or clubs or any events.
The key to knowing if they are a slayer or not is through their instagram. If they seem outgoing, fun, have lots of pics in clubs and sports and with other people, they are the perfect candidate.
The personality of your future friend should match that of @Clavicular more or less but the SMV level should be similar to yours.
The reason why is because going to clubs alone is retarded, of course you can LARP that your friend left and you are here alone, but realistically you are gonna need a wingman at least for the first few slays, and the perfect wingman is someone who has a similar looks level to you so the girls don’t care which one to pick, which overall makes you way more approachable as a group. And of course someone who has done it many times themselves.
To make friends you need to talk to the dude in question about some random stuff for example:
- Hi, slayer!
- Hi!
- So.. I’ve always wondered.. What’s the brand of your microwave?
- Hmm, Interesting question, I honestly have no Idea, why?
- It’s for a research project I’m doing.. Anyways, what have you been up to lately?
- uhh, i guess homework, and you?
And then you just continue the conversation and you need to steer it in the direction of clubbing and slaying, by bringing up more and more vulnerable topics over time so as to create trust.
Anyways making friends is quite easy, you can watch some tutorials, but the key is to create mutual trust and understanding, and to have a common interest which is slaying in clubs.
The key here is to be truthful that you failed every single time you tried (you can LARP about having done it before) because then he will want to show you how it’s done. Once you’ve done that, set a date for clubbing and go together, he will teach you the basics and you will try approaching.
Step 2:
Preparing for the club.
Before going to the club you need to have these things on point:
Hair, Skin, Clothes, Smell, Teeth, shoe lifts.
Get yourself chewing gum also.
Make sure to drink ~ 100ml of hard alcohol like vodka or gin before you go to the club, either at a bar or at home as drinks at the club are really expensive, and you better save money to buy drinks for girls rather than yourself (you can get an empty glass and fill it with tap water if you are broke, or just get 1 drink and sip it really slowly).
Going to a bar before the club is an excellent strategy to reduce your inhib before clubbing as you will get to chat to strangers (and your new friend) and thus loosen up a bit, which is very necessary.
At the club you must look relaxed, happy, and as if you are really enjoying it. Otherwise, you will fail because who wants fuck someone who is sad?
Step 3:
When at the club.
!!!!Smilemaxx!!!!
Just smile and dance and enjoy yourself for an hour or so, get more drinks if you still feel worried. Get into the mindset of simply having fun, and here to enjoy dancing and the company of my friend. Make sure to at least every 30 seconds invent some bullshit to tell him, as when you talk to someone you look more NT. Also ask your friend questions about approaching, and use his strat when the time comes.
If you look happy, relaxed, add to that the good clothes and smell and smile, and your NT dancing moves with a drink in your hand, you are now at your maximum SMV to girls.
This is when you start approaching.
Your friend might take the initiative here and find a couple of girls, or go with him and watch how he does it. And try yourself.
You will get rejected, it’s fine cos you are drunk, and after the first time, you will get a massive boost of confidence even if you get rejected because you finally did it, you approached a girl.
Approach as many girls as you can, look at how they reject you, and try different approaches.
Eventually depending on your SMV, you will find a girl willing to talk/dance with you. Maybe you will find 2 with your friend, then it’s easy cause you wingman for each other and your chances of slaying multiply.
Step 4:
Approaching is one thing, but actually getting the slay is a completely different level.
If your friend did this many times he will lead, you just try to keep the girl you are with engaged in witty conversation or just make out with her. Usually she will let you kiss her depending on your and her looks levels in the following scenarios:
Stacy - lol if you get a stacy to kiss you as a normie in a club, tell me how cos i’ve never done it
HTB - after a drink or two that you buy her and after some conversation about how you flew all over the world and actually personally know Joe Biden and Elon Musk. (just jestermaxx bro while escalating by touching or huggingnher)
MTB - Potentially even on the dance floor just dance with her for a minute, spin her and go for the kiss. If she rejects, just keep on dancing, then offer a drink and after that she will probably kiss you.
LTB - Idk if you are desperate, same as MTB, but i wouldn't buy drinks for her.
Obviously the higher your looks level the easier it is, for example as a tall HTN, you’ll be able to more or less easily jestermaxx for HTBs and slay them later.
If you are jacked, it will also make it much much easier, but it’s NOT a requirement.
Better looking girls will test you.
They will deliberately reject you softly, but you just continue talking and trying, and eventually when she knows you are really interested, she will let you kiss her. This is because they are constantly approached so they need to filter out the non confident and inexperienced dudes.
You will most likely not get a gl girl just because of your lack of experience but don’t worry, you won’t even care about looks level of the girl that didn’t reject you cause you will be drunk and desperate.
The key is not to show that you are desperate tho, so you need to work on that.
Ultimately, what you need is for the girl to be horny af for you during your interactions so she craves coming home with you and having sex.
Step 5:
Bringing her home.
Now that you’ve danced, talked, kissed, drank together and had a good time, it’s time to take your girl home, make sure she is horny before you even attempt it.
This is where having a friend to wingman helps the most because if the girls, just like you and your friend know each other, taking them home is as easy as sitting together in the same taxi and coming to your or your friend’s home, whichever is better logistically. You can try going to the girls house also, but this is if they don’t want to come to yours.
If you are alone, it’s hard. It’s more of a manipulation game cos she is with her friends and you need to somehow separate them which is mission impossible. So I hope you end up in the first scenario, but I might make a tutorial later on separating girls from their friend groups in clubs as a normie.
Step 6:
Slaying.
Once you are home, it should be as easy as making up an excuse to go to your room, such as, I have my charger there, or i need to grab something, but just take your girl by her hand and bring her with you, she will be horny. Then, make out on the bed, lay down and let the fun begin.
Your friend will probably do it on the sofa, or in a different room if you have it, for example the bathroom if he is really experienced.
Make sure you get the bed for your first time, your friend will understand and let you use it. Of course the ideal scenario is just having 2 beds.
Step 7:
The first time is always the hardest, after that, it will become exponentially easier as you do it more and more. That being said, the couse of action would be eventually finding a LTR and only then do you get to the real experience and connection. But this guide hopefully gives you that first slay which is crucial in the buildup of experience needed to stop being a mentalcel and getting that real and fulfilling relationship with a girl of your dreams. Or just keep on slaying if that's what your heart desires.
____
I hope this guide helps you revoke your mentalcel status.
6’4 LTN
5’11 Jacked LTN
6’0 MTN
5’9 Jacked MTN
5’9 HTN
5’7 Jacked HTN
Or just be chad
If you don't have the prerequisites, looksmax until you fit at least one of the brackets.
If you fit one of the brackets, and are still an incel, congrats, in this tutorial you will learn how to slay beckies in clubs to hopefully never be an incel again!
The reason you are not slaying while being in one of these brackets lookswise is because you are a mentalcel. This is because you likely lack experience and therefore can’t reliably approach and interact with women in a way that makes them want to have sex with you. But relax, it’s not hard, or well it is, but as a normie it’s a skill that you can and will improve if you practise enough times.
Step 1:
Find yourself a slayer friend who is of a similar looks level to you. Usually this is done in university or in other social circles such as jobs or clubs or any events.
The key to knowing if they are a slayer or not is through their instagram. If they seem outgoing, fun, have lots of pics in clubs and sports and with other people, they are the perfect candidate.
The personality of your future friend should match that of @Clavicular more or less but the SMV level should be similar to yours.
The reason why is because going to clubs alone is retarded, of course you can LARP that your friend left and you are here alone, but realistically you are gonna need a wingman at least for the first few slays, and the perfect wingman is someone who has a similar looks level to you so the girls don’t care which one to pick, which overall makes you way more approachable as a group. And of course someone who has done it many times themselves.
To make friends you need to talk to the dude in question about some random stuff for example:
- Hi, slayer!
- Hi!
- So.. I’ve always wondered.. What’s the brand of your microwave?
- Hmm, Interesting question, I honestly have no Idea, why?
- It’s for a research project I’m doing.. Anyways, what have you been up to lately?
- uhh, i guess homework, and you?
And then you just continue the conversation and you need to steer it in the direction of clubbing and slaying, by bringing up more and more vulnerable topics over time so as to create trust.
Anyways making friends is quite easy, you can watch some tutorials, but the key is to create mutual trust and understanding, and to have a common interest which is slaying in clubs.
The key here is to be truthful that you failed every single time you tried (you can LARP about having done it before) because then he will want to show you how it’s done. Once you’ve done that, set a date for clubbing and go together, he will teach you the basics and you will try approaching.
Step 2:
Preparing for the club.
Before going to the club you need to have these things on point:
Hair, Skin, Clothes, Smell, Teeth, shoe lifts.
Get yourself chewing gum also.
Make sure to drink ~ 100ml of hard alcohol like vodka or gin before you go to the club, either at a bar or at home as drinks at the club are really expensive, and you better save money to buy drinks for girls rather than yourself (you can get an empty glass and fill it with tap water if you are broke, or just get 1 drink and sip it really slowly).
Going to a bar before the club is an excellent strategy to reduce your inhib before clubbing as you will get to chat to strangers (and your new friend) and thus loosen up a bit, which is very necessary.
At the club you must look relaxed, happy, and as if you are really enjoying it. Otherwise, you will fail because who wants fuck someone who is sad?
Step 3:
When at the club.
!!!!Smilemaxx!!!!
Just smile and dance and enjoy yourself for an hour or so, get more drinks if you still feel worried. Get into the mindset of simply having fun, and here to enjoy dancing and the company of my friend. Make sure to at least every 30 seconds invent some bullshit to tell him, as when you talk to someone you look more NT. Also ask your friend questions about approaching, and use his strat when the time comes.
If you look happy, relaxed, add to that the good clothes and smell and smile, and your NT dancing moves with a drink in your hand, you are now at your maximum SMV to girls.
This is when you start approaching.
Your friend might take the initiative here and find a couple of girls, or go with him and watch how he does it. And try yourself.
You will get rejected, it’s fine cos you are drunk, and after the first time, you will get a massive boost of confidence even if you get rejected because you finally did it, you approached a girl.
Approach as many girls as you can, look at how they reject you, and try different approaches.
Eventually depending on your SMV, you will find a girl willing to talk/dance with you. Maybe you will find 2 with your friend, then it’s easy cause you wingman for each other and your chances of slaying multiply.
Step 4:
Approaching is one thing, but actually getting the slay is a completely different level.
If your friend did this many times he will lead, you just try to keep the girl you are with engaged in witty conversation or just make out with her. Usually she will let you kiss her depending on your and her looks levels in the following scenarios:
Stacy - lol if you get a stacy to kiss you as a normie in a club, tell me how cos i’ve never done it
HTB - after a drink or two that you buy her and after some conversation about how you flew all over the world and actually personally know Joe Biden and Elon Musk. (just jestermaxx bro while escalating by touching or huggingnher)
MTB - Potentially even on the dance floor just dance with her for a minute, spin her and go for the kiss. If she rejects, just keep on dancing, then offer a drink and after that she will probably kiss you.
LTB - Idk if you are desperate, same as MTB, but i wouldn't buy drinks for her.
Obviously the higher your looks level the easier it is, for example as a tall HTN, you’ll be able to more or less easily jestermaxx for HTBs and slay them later.
If you are jacked, it will also make it much much easier, but it’s NOT a requirement.
Better looking girls will test you.
They will deliberately reject you softly, but you just continue talking and trying, and eventually when she knows you are really interested, she will let you kiss her. This is because they are constantly approached so they need to filter out the non confident and inexperienced dudes.
You will most likely not get a gl girl just because of your lack of experience but don’t worry, you won’t even care about looks level of the girl that didn’t reject you cause you will be drunk and desperate.
The key is not to show that you are desperate tho, so you need to work on that.
Ultimately, what you need is for the girl to be horny af for you during your interactions so she craves coming home with you and having sex.
Step 5:
Bringing her home.
Now that you’ve danced, talked, kissed, drank together and had a good time, it’s time to take your girl home, make sure she is horny before you even attempt it.
This is where having a friend to wingman helps the most because if the girls, just like you and your friend know each other, taking them home is as easy as sitting together in the same taxi and coming to your or your friend’s home, whichever is better logistically. You can try going to the girls house also, but this is if they don’t want to come to yours.
If you are alone, it’s hard. It’s more of a manipulation game cos she is with her friends and you need to somehow separate them which is mission impossible. So I hope you end up in the first scenario, but I might make a tutorial later on separating girls from their friend groups in clubs as a normie.
Step 6:
Slaying.
Once you are home, it should be as easy as making up an excuse to go to your room, such as, I have my charger there, or i need to grab something, but just take your girl by her hand and bring her with you, she will be horny. Then, make out on the bed, lay down and let the fun begin.
Your friend will probably do it on the sofa, or in a different room if you have it, for example the bathroom if he is really experienced.
Make sure you get the bed for your first time, your friend will understand and let you use it. Of course the ideal scenario is just having 2 beds.
Step 7:
The first time is always the hardest, after that, it will become exponentially easier as you do it more and more. That being said, the couse of action would be eventually finding a LTR and only then do you get to the real experience and connection. But this guide hopefully gives you that first slay which is crucial in the buildup of experience needed to stop being a mentalcel and getting that real and fulfilling relationship with a girl of your dreams. Or just keep on slaying if that's what your heart desires.
____
I hope this guide helps you revoke your mentalcel status.
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