kiannnn
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I assume you are reading this because whenever you’re texting a hot girl or having a conversation, you hyperanalyze every letter, every emoji and every dot and comma. I know because I was exactly the same a just few months ago, always scared to turn her off or ruin the conversation by saying the wrong thing.
So if this is you:
And you want to be him:
Just Follow what I’m telling you here:
Don’t worry, as always, I got you.
1. They answer before you speak!
Okay so first off we need to realise that women often predetermine their answer/reaction before you even spoke. When Chad/Adonis makes a mediocre joke, she laughs her ass off/reacts positively, when Jeffery (Hamza reference) makes that same joke, silence or even the most feared reaction: ”eww“
So as we know from our favourite saying: ”Chad does what Chad wants“, but what many don’t know: MTN+ also (kinda) does what MTN+ wants.
So if you are already attractive enough to keep a good conversation going with a woman and she’s obviously interested (in you), your chances of fucking things up are pretty low. (Except for when you say some out of pocket BULLSHIT (Only works for Chad (me
)))
2. 5-5 Rule
These bitches are lazy, they have 50 guys texting them the same time as you are so they won’t take the time to read your overly complicated grammatical masterpieces. The 5-5 rule goes like this: When texting you never use more than five words per message, these words should also only contain up to five letters. This is because their attention span is so incredibly low from being on their phone all day. They don’t like to think, they want clear responses, easy to understan
3. Don’t stress it
If she stops showing interest in you because you ruined the conversation or for any other reason, don’t stress, it probably won’t be your last conversation (if she doesn’t block you lol) And if she does, who cares, just text another one.
This is less of a guide but more of a reassurance that it doesn’t matter what you text a woman as long as you get the message across.
So don’t overthink and just send these texts, just make sure they don’t sound too retarded and never put too much effort into it.
Let me know if this helped
(on hashem i will rape everyone who replies without repping)
So if this is you:
And you want to be him:
Just Follow what I’m telling you here:
Don’t worry, as always, I got you.
1. They answer before you speak!
Okay so first off we need to realise that women often predetermine their answer/reaction before you even spoke. When Chad/Adonis makes a mediocre joke, she laughs her ass off/reacts positively, when Jeffery (Hamza reference) makes that same joke, silence or even the most feared reaction: ”eww“
So as we know from our favourite saying: ”Chad does what Chad wants“, but what many don’t know: MTN+ also (kinda) does what MTN+ wants.
So if you are already attractive enough to keep a good conversation going with a woman and she’s obviously interested (in you), your chances of fucking things up are pretty low. (Except for when you say some out of pocket BULLSHIT (Only works for Chad (me
)))2. 5-5 Rule
These bitches are lazy, they have 50 guys texting them the same time as you are so they won’t take the time to read your overly complicated grammatical masterpieces. The 5-5 rule goes like this: When texting you never use more than five words per message, these words should also only contain up to five letters. This is because their attention span is so incredibly low from being on their phone all day. They don’t like to think, they want clear responses, easy to understan
3. Don’t stress it
If she stops showing interest in you because you ruined the conversation or for any other reason, don’t stress, it probably won’t be your last conversation (if she doesn’t block you lol) And if she does, who cares, just text another one.
This is less of a guide but more of a reassurance that it doesn’t matter what you text a woman as long as you get the message across.
So don’t overthink and just send these texts, just make sure they don’t sound too retarded and never put too much effort into it.
Let me know if this helped
(on hashem i will rape everyone who replies without repping)
