How to stop farting

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I'm eating more than 18 eggs a day for few weeks now and sometimes I let out the most atrocious farts, they are so lethal they could kill a starving african child. And today I lowke let out a nasty fart in the class room but luckily everyone put the blame on someone else
 
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Bump this is serious
 
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I'm eating more than 18 eggs a day for few weeks now and sometimes I let out the most atrocious farts, they are so lethal they could kill a starving african child. And today I lowke let out a nasty fart in the class room but luckily everyone put the blame on someone else
the natural diet.
 
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I'm eating more than 18 eggs a day for few weeks now and sometimes I let out the most atrocious farts, they are so lethal they could kill a starving african child. And today I lowke let out a nasty fart in the class room but luckily everyone put the blame on someone else
let it rip and assert dominance like true alpha
 
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Cut out the milk and see what happens you might have lactose intolerance
 
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Cut out the milk and see what happens you might have lactose intolerance
I'm not I've been drinking milk since childhood never had any problems
 
I'm eating more than 18 eggs a day for few weeks now and sometimes I let out the most atrocious farts, they are so lethal they could kill a starving african child. And today I lowke let out a nasty fart in the class room but luckily everyone put the blame on someone else
just stop eating eggs? if they are the problem stop eating them
 
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“How to stop farting?”

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Eat raw meat
 
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fartmaxxing is law, maximize your presence by forcing your scent upon others unwillingly, very alpha
 
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I'm eating more than 18 eggs a day for few weeks now and sometimes I let out the most atrocious farts, they are so lethal they could kill a starving african child. And today I lowke let out a nasty fart in the class room but luckily everyone put the blame on someone else
Its the sulfur in the eggs. Just eat meat or something instead of so many eggs?
 
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Its the sulfur in the eggs. Just eat meat or something instead of so many eggs?
Raw meat tastes nasty and i like eggs i just need to find a way to stop the farting, maybe if I add more fibers?
 
Raw meat tastes nasty and i like eggs i just need to find a way to stop the farting, maybe if I add more fibers?
No, fiber rots in your gut and will make you fart even more. Then cook your meat, just not too much. Or drink chanell °5 so your farts smell good.
 
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I'm eating more than 18 eggs a day for few weeks now and sometimes I let out the most atrocious farts, they are so lethal they could kill a starving african child. And today I lowke let out a nasty fart in the class room but luckily everyone put the blame on someone else
You can take lefax.
 
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