How to take pics of myself

[Deleted member 339891]

I have no clue how to take pictures of myself. I want to take more pics for my public profile and insta but every single time I feel like I look retarded. Every time I smile I look like a dork and when I try holding up a hand sign it looks gay.

 

[Yuno101]

Stop taking selfies. Stand a few feet away from the camera to get rid of camera distortions. Take photos in public places with friends so you look normal and sociable.

Stop doing hand signs. Who told you to do that?

 

[fluoride1337]

I have no clue how to take pictures of myself. I want to take more pics for my public profile and insta but every single time I feel like I look retarded. Every time I smile I look like a dork and when I try holding up a hand sign it looks gay.

If you ask someone to take pictures of you tell them to just spam pictures. Otherwise, nigtards will step back, focus the camera, and only take 2 pictures like a complete retard (ts aggravates me so much my cortisol spiked just thinking about it). If you're asymmetrical don't look directly in the camera like a mugshot, you will look much better looking slightly to the side. Candid pictures are much better anyways imo, which you will get plenty of if the person takes multiple photos. So assuming the person listens, you should end up with dozens of photos to pick from, some being candid and some where you're looking in the camera.

 

[Deleted member 339891]

Stop taking selfies. Stand a few feet away from the camera to get rid of camera distortions. Take photos in public places with friends so you look normal and sociable.

Stop doing hand signs. Who told you to do that?

Thank you and I just see other people doing it

 

[Deleted member 339891]

If you ask someone to take pictures of you tell them to just spam pictures. Otherwise, nigtards will step back, focus the camera, and only take 2 pictures like a complete retard (ts aggravates me so much my cortisol spiked just thinking about it). If you're asymmetrical don't look directly in the camera like a mugshot, you will look much better looking slightly to the side. Candid pictures are much better anyways imo, which you will get plenty of if the person takes multiple photos. So assuming the person listens, you should end up with dozens of photos to pick from, some being candid and some where you're looking in the camera.

Thanks I will do that